The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[paulmuaddibKA]

Most funny thread ever:
http://forum.cubers.net/thread-5276.html

[Frogulis]

AD BLOCK + FTW!!!!!!!

Where can I purchase the FTW add-on?

[pweaks]

<+Bugboy1028> UNDEAD, get out of here or unban me from #one-clan
<+UNDEAD> you have no friends

[titiPT]

Someone complains about lagging and he should receive answer why and when it will be fixed and not learning him he should hug all around for it and at the end he should stfu ?

[ExodusS]

In English everything is easier to say.

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Do you know what he said in French? XD

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Sorry i though i was alone, i was shooting everything that moves

[Orynge]

...

Or slightly more correctly,

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SORRY I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE, I WAS SHOOTING EVERYTHING THAT MOVES

[Cemer]

if you want to join contact meah im the clan leader

[Nightmare]

omg fufufufu cemer, I was about to post that. But anywho, @ post above this.

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[paulmuaddibKA]

Thread In my ass

Where is all the passion on these forums :(

In my ass.

[Oracle]

*Both DrauL and Castiel enter IRC*
<Habluka>: the kangaroo fuckers returned

[Sepehr]

Sepehr: Do you really have a dick?
Castiel: Yes
Sepehr: Are you sure?
Castiel: Yeah
Sepehr: Ain't it a dildo?
Castiel: What is a dildo?
Fearles: It's a faked penis
(Steffi laughing behind the scenes)

[Aekom]

[06:13:03] <@Nukpwr> im gonna become an alchoholic viking and sail the 7 seas pillaging and raping all the while making my own mead from scratch to fuel my alchoholism

[Vanquish]

what should to use to make a web???

spider silk

[titiPT]

If everyone make what you say, everyone will play AR so, you are a noob AR.

[Vanquish]

<14:27:00> "MeLonE"
: yeah
<14:27:04> "MeLonE"
: 14 is a bit old
<14:27:08> "Bigbaddy"
: wat
<14:27:10> "MeLonE"
: i would prefer 12
<14:27:12> "MeLonE"
: but wateva
<14:27:13> "MeLonE"
: :DD

[Vanquish]

Sorry for double post, but:

<15:50:28> "ReDBuLL_I'm _awesome"
: ahah i found a worse than me in english :D

[CicloN]

<21:09:37> "ReD_I'm_Awesome": i guess 30% player in ac are cheater
<21:09:53> "AtoMikK": i guess you are 100% stupid

[jamz]

<Pweaks> `Rowan` would you like to play some quake?
<jamz> Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?
<milk> lol? have you see the low 8x8 resolution it has, and only 1 map. pf

[Orynge]

Yes, I held tempest at gun point (shotty) until he fixed it.

You don't have to stand that close.

[Frogulis]

From here.

Unless jamz flies to Canada, sneaks into your house, and re-installs AC fresh & default, just to show how hardcore he is.

[MykeGregory]

Edit: Placed in spoiler due to size

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[tempest]

On thread "masterserver is not replying":

[...] why? aahhhh.. I do not have brother who play AC =D

[Jg99]

Edit: Placed in spoiler due to size

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[paulmuaddibKA]

bom dia.
eu quero registrar aqui o clan Mr.l na lista de clan do AC, o clan tem 5 meses, o lider é o H!tMaN, nosso site é www.mrclanbr.blogspot.com.
Obrigado pela Atencão.
Mr.l=> STREET[/align]

hola hablo solomente un poco español pero buena suerte con tu clan

[D1551D3N7]

Ehem, I want 3 servers please.
One with 1 slut.
One with 27 slots.
One with over 9000 slots.
I need you to setup the 1 slut server. The others Ill set em up.
I pay cash.
Thanks.

paypal only, 20 max slots no slut.

[Misty]

bom dia.
eu quero registrar aqui o clan Mr.l na lista de clan do AC, o clan tem 5 meses, o lider é o H!tMaN, nosso site é www.mrclanbr.blogspot.com.
Obrigado pela Atencão.
Mr.l=> STREET[/align]

hola hablo solomente un poco español pero buena suerte con tu clan

[Orynge]

This

[Aekom]

*Insert AC feature here* was better in 1.0.

[pweaks]

<15:26:54> "ser" was kicked from channel "• Public |oNe|" by "generally fabulous" (weirdo)

[tempest]

Re "AssaultCube Awesome NO-scope Headshot Video #2":

It's better to save up the recordings and put them all in one video. That way they can be ignored all at once.