The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
#1
A new version of Drakas' previous quotes thread, lost in this mess. I know for a fact that there were funny moments in this little web service hiatus.

Rules:
  • If using server logs as quotes, remember to keep all IP addresses anonymous.
  • Try to cut it to forums, IRC and in-game only.
  • Don't quote yourself.
  • Please, don't post saying 'hahaha'. Save that for you to do to your computer screen :D
  • Make 'em funny pl0x? :)

I'll start:
Quote:[11:05] <@XFA> !8ball Look at this gay porn video with Lightning in it :[
[11:05] <@ChanServ> XFA: It is decidedly so.
[11:05] <@XFA> !8ball do you like this kind of stuff
[11:05] <@ChanServ> XFA: Yes.
[11:06] <+^Lightning^> !8ball Notice me F***ING XFA?
[11:06] <@ChanServ> ^Lightning^: I think so. What was the question again?
[11:06] <+^Lightning^> !8ball Notice me F***ING XFA?
[11:06] <@ChanServ> ^Lightning^: I think so. What was the question again?
[11:07] <+^Lightning^> !8ball do you see me f***ing this guy called XFA?
[11:07] <@ChanServ> ^Lightning^: Maybe so.
[11:07] <+^Lightning^> !8ball just say yes.
[11:07] <@ChanServ> ^Lightning^: Reading foggy -- try again later.
[11:08] <@XFA> !8ball Do you really think i would do that??
[11:08] <@ChanServ> XFA: No.
[11:08] <@XFA> !8ball Did i do it??
[11:08] <@ChanServ> XFA: Yes.

Quote:[11:06] <|J32|> if I feel a pain in my left hand is that a sign for playing too much?
[11:09] <@Shorty> no, thats a sign of too much 1 on 1 time with yourself.

Quote:[01:51] * PR3D4T0R has joined #assaultcube
[01:51] <PR3D4T0R> hey
[01:51] <PR3D4T0R> i have a question
[01:51] <spamma> Read the topic
[01:51] <Elise> Read the topic
[01:51] <PR3D4T0R> is there a way to mod the recoil of the guns so that its not so much of a pain in the ass

Quote:[20:17] <@Drakas> get a penis
[20:17] <@kitty> i wish i could :(

Haz fun?
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#2
I've been saving these up.
Quote:[09:44:27] <pwnage> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Quote:[17:13:45] <Shield{TyD}> my penis is all lonely now :(

Quote:[13:49:20] <BCFHaerkefiende> we could try it again, Elise , but pls let me have a shower first xD

Quote:<^Lightning^> [ChanServ] You lack access to #Gibstick. <^Lightning^> Sounds very wrong <Gibstick> LOL <^Lightning^> Shouldve taken your pants off first......

Quote:[13:45:16] <DES|Bukz> !clvl *Robtics 300
[13:45:20] <DES|Bukz> !resync
[13:45:20] =-= Mode #DedicatedEliteSoldiers -vvvvvv ot4ku aPanDa Takk[zZzZ] zabi `Rowan BCFH|aerkefiende by ChanServ
[13:45:20] =-= Mode #DedicatedEliteSoldiers -vvvvvv |oNe|Cage Gibstick MusicMan10 Shield{TyD} Mazellan|ac Bloodsport_gone_walkies by ChanServ
[13:45:20] =-= Mode #DedicatedEliteSoldiers -vvvvov BaconStrip U|SparK pwnage- T0lga DES|Robtics DES|Robtics by ChanServ
[13:45:20] =-= Mode #DedicatedEliteSoldiers -ov DES|GeneralDisarray DES|GeneralDisarray by ChanServ
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#3
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<MorganKell> Never fear. Kell is here

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<Drakas> IAF|Marti: hallucinogenic acid
<Sp33dy> u mean IAF|@cid lol? :D
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#4
The power of the setadmin:
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AssaultCube[Hazelwood]: [xx.xxx.xx.xxx] No.5 says: 'what is pass admin plz.../setadmin 1 code'
AssaultCube[Hazelwood]: [xx.xxx.xx.xxx] disconnecting client No.5 (failed admin login) cn 1, 2429 seconds played, score saved
AssaultCube[Hazelwood]: [xx.xxx.xx.xxx] Apollo{TyD} says: 'that was the wrong one'
AssaultCube[Hazelwood]: [xx.xxx.xx.xxx] Shield{TyD} says: 'type /setadmin 1 rofl'
AssaultCube[Hazelwood]: [xx.xxx.xx.xxx] Apollo{TyD} says: 'use /setadmin 1 U1D10t'
AssaultCube[Hazelwood]: [xx.xxx.xx.xxx] Shield{TyD} says: 'either one works'
AssaultCube[Hazelwood]: [xx.xxx.xx.xxx] disconnecting client No.5 (failed admin login) cn 2, 41 seconds played, score saved
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(21 Jun 10, 12:42AM)Gibstick Wrote:
Quote:[13:49:20] <BCFHaerkefiende> we could try it again, Elise , but pls let me have a shower first xD
Aaah, this will follow me :P
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Quote:[17:02:11] <|FmC|ShamWowGuy> hey aqua. join the FmC shat
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#7
EDIT: Gibstick beat me to it, lol ;)
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#8
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<Brahma> :P
<DES|Dreamer> ?
<Brahma> Jesus died!
<Thorite> he'll be back in 3 days
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(22 Jun 10, 01:05AM)jamz Wrote:
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<Brahma> :P
<DES|Dreamer> ?
<Brahma> Jesus died!
<Thorite> he'll be back in 3 days

Hahahaha :P
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(22 Jun 10, 02:13AM)jAcKRoCk* Wrote:
(22 Jun 10, 01:05AM)jamz Wrote:
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<Brahma> :P
<DES|Dreamer> ?
<Brahma> Jesus died!
<Thorite> he'll be back in 3 days

Hahahaha :P

Don't quote a whole post just to say 'Hahahaha :P' like you just did.

Also, don't post in the AssaultCube Quotes Thread without a quote, like I just did.
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(22 Jun 10, 02:32AM)Dreamer Wrote:
(22 Jun 10, 02:13AM)jAcKRoCk* Wrote:
(22 Jun 10, 01:05AM)jamz Wrote:
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<Brahma> :P
<DES|Dreamer> ?
<Brahma> Jesus died!
<Thorite> he'll be back in 3 days

Hahahaha :P

Don't quote a whole post just to say 'Hahahaha :P' like you just did.

Also, don't post in the AssaultCube Quotes Thread without a quote, like I just did.

Hahahaha :P
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#12
(21 Jun 10, 09:34PM)François Wrote:
(21 Jun 10, 09:15PM)Gibstick Wrote: I was cheering for France but they're doomed now. So Argentina it is!
[Image: 2qu0rol.jpg]
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#13
This dude looks like bernie madoff.
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#14
Classic Undead bullshit.

Quote:Undead> !k viper_ we don't want no skinny bitches
22:54 *** Viper_ was kicked by ChanServ ((Undead) we don't want no skinny bitches)
22:54 !!! You have been kicked from #one-chat
22:54 *** Viper_ joined #one-chat [email protected]
http://o-n-e.co.nr/ || Welcome Arimane to |oNe|! || Twenty-two headshots || Ask Imp stuff: http://www.formspring.me/fortheplatanos
Topic set by *.GameSurge.net on Mon Jun 21 2010 05:36:05 GMT-0400 (EDT)
22:54 +++ ChanServ has given voice to Viper_
22:54 Viper_> stop kicking me
22:54 Viper_> its annoying
22:55 Undead> we don't want no skinny bitches
22:55 Viper_> good
22:55 +++ Undead has taken voice from Viper_
22:55 Undead> big booty bitches
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(23 Jun 10, 03:58AM)ViperX07 Wrote: Classic Undead bullshit.

Quote:[17:24] <Undead> jmm
[17:24] <Undead> what kind of bitches do you prefer
[17:24] [jmm] take your bitches elsewhere
[17:24] [jmm] !k Undead
[17:24] *** ChanServ has kicked Undead from #U| [(jmm) Bye.]
[17:24] =ChanServ= Kicked Undead from #U|.
[17:24] <Etch|3i|^> Undead, >> null
[17:24] *** Undead ([email protected]) has joined #U|
[17:24] *** Mode change [+v Undead] on #U| by ChanServ
[17:24] <Undead> jmm
[17:24] <Undead> what kind of bitches do you prefer
[17:24] <Undead> Foo
[17:24] [jmm] hello udnead
[17:24] [jmm] !k Undead
[17:24] <Undead> jmm
[17:24] *** ChanServ has kicked Undead from #U| [(jmm) Bye.]
[17:24] =ChanServ= Kicked Undead from #U|.
[17:24] *** Undead ([email protected]) has joined #U|
[17:24] *** Mode change [+v Undead] on #U| by ChanServ
[17:24] <Undead> what kind of bitches do you prefer
[17:24] <Undead> jmm
[17:24] <Etch|3i|^> Undead, look at topic
[17:24] <Undead> what kind of bitches do you prefer
[17:24] <Etch|3i|^> Please keep it clean. Vulgarity will get you kicked,
[17:25] <Undead> i asked what kind of bitches you prefer
*snip*
[17:25] [jmm] !tb Undead 50 JMM rules all
[17:25] *** Mode change [-ov+b Undead Undead *!*@zUndead.undead.gamesurge] on #U| by ChanServ
[17:25] *** ChanServ has kicked Undead from #U| [(jmm) JMM rules all]
[17:25] =ChanServ= Banned *!*@zUndead.undead.gamesurge from #U| for 50 seconds.
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(22 Jun 10, 11:31PM)RandumKiwi Wrote: This dude looks like bernie madoff.
lol he is Raymond Domenech ex-coach (now) of the French team.
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#17
*** in the DES IRC CH

Quote:11:37 <THESOUNDOFRAP> !8 ball fuck u!
11:37 <ChanServ> THESOUNDOFRAP: Maybe so.
11:37 <THESOUNDOFRAP> WHAT?!?!?!
11:38 *** THESOUNDOFRAP face palm!

Daaaam This Bot is Smart as hell.
i cant even out smart it

Edit: i was messing around. and see will it say 2 me
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Quote:[20:25:34] <Mob|RandumKiwi> randum is a 1337 haxor
[20:25:39] <|NZ|RandumKiwi> yes, yes i am
[20:25:40] <|NZ|RandumKiwi> ;)
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#19
.. you caught me talking to myself.
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#20
*** in DES IRC CH aging with the bot

Quote:17:09 <THESOUNDOFRAP> !8 ball r u Bad at assault cube?
17:09 <ChanServ> THESOUNDOFRAP: If the prophets will it.
17:09 <THESOUNDOFRAP> !8 ball no rly r u?
17:09 <ChanServ> THESOUNDOFRAP: You never know. Neither do I.
17:09 <THESOUNDOFRAP> !8 ball ur mom Dont know
17:09 <ChanServ> THESOUNDOFRAP: Oh, please, PLEASE, make it stop!

epic win :P
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#21
(25 Jun 10, 12:09PM)IAF|Marti Wrote: pakit: aimbot came cuz i was on toilet..
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#22
Referring to the Carbine...
Quote:DES|V-Man: sounds like someone hitting a metal trash can
DES|V-Man: with a kitten

And, it was a long night...
Quote:DES|V-Man: I just tried to reload my knife
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#23
Quote:~FEL~jAcKRoCk*: it can be used in oh so many ways than your usual whore |FmC|ShamWowGuy
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#24
Don't quote yourself SoundofRap....
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#25
(28 Jun 10, 03:03PM)JMM Wrote: Do we really need equations showing what happens when you put two guys together?
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#26
When I said, "There are 50 Tim Hortons in my village".
Quote:[16:28:03] <BCFHaerkefiende> Gibstick: if its a village and 50 guys with the same name ...
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#27
[Image: 2lddp2g.jpg]
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#28
Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny, I was the one who deleted it. ;)
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#29
Undead v Halo

Quote:[12:48] <Undead> its ok because i can play runescape
[12:48] <Undead> and halo can play trailer park hero

Quote:[22:03] <harps> !setinfo burp: i sound like dirty south farmer
[22:05] <Undead> !setinfo burp: i sound like halo*
[22:06] <Undead> i know
[22:06] <Undead> its an insult to dirty south farmers to put them on the same level as halo

gg everyone
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#30
Quote:<@DES|Boomhauer> i should have known better than to trust a guy who plays "magic"
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