The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Undead]

[RealViking]

lmfao are AW 12 years olds or just vegetables?

[Mr.OpTic]

A Spaceship.

That's a cool idea, but that would be a challenge. I could probably only do the inside though.

[pweaks]

<15:29:46> "Pweaks": where did you get these?
<15:29:52> "Mati": it's fake
<15:29:54> "Mati": lol
<15:29:56> "m@C": mope
<15:29:57> "Pweaks": :D
<15:30:00> "server": ur penis is fake

[paulmuaddibKA]

Thread Where do you live?

Maidstone, Kent, UK.

Liar.
If you're not lying, you just freaked me out.

Huh?

inb4 jamz turns out to be Vanqu!sh's dad

...because I live in Maidstone.

What part of Maidstone do you live in? I'm from Loose specifically (its like a village outside of Maidstone) xD

o.O
The southern end of Tovil, just next to you.

That's like 2 miles away?! zomglolwtfv63

Quite a love story , XD.
Sorry if my quoting skills lead to unreadable post, Ive tried my best. If you dont understand, just go to the thread:
http://forum.cubers.net/thread-4870.html

[Cleaner]

I'll be in the area next week monday and tuesday (chatham/gillingham/faversham/gravesend) so i'm up for a pint with any fellow (if age permit that is of course).

[Lantry]

I'll be in the area next week monday and tuesday (chatham/gillingham/faversham/gravesend) so i'm up for a pint with any fellow (if age permit that is of course).

just look for the guy wearing the gas mask

[X-Ray_Dog]

[17:05:05] <+H3LL> no i know fluently english ^^

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[17:49:26] <@Lies> Yo come up with a better nickname
[17:49:29] <@Lies> Wear it oroudly
[17:49:42] <@Lies> im sorry but I dont have a p key on my keyboard

[Krayce]

lmfao are AW 12 years olds or just vegetables?

+1 :)



(Kick without reason, just rager...) lol ! xD

[Undead]

<al3rt> hi, do you have a script that automatically changes from sniper to pistol when you shoot?
<Undead> thats illegal
<al3rt> but everytime you shot on your montage it automatically changed to pistol even though the enemy died

[Oracle]

* CuzImB} doesn't want to live on this planet anymore
<prolet> ...
* CuzImB} peace out i'm headed to Titan
<prolet> lol
<B}Droid> or pandora
<prolet> he's afk though
<prolet> titan doesnt play ac
<CuzImB}> oh
<CuzI'mB}> har har har
<prolet> and viper closed pandora
<CuzImB}> lol!

[Mai Mee Tur]

Code:

[19:29:51] sgtd our choir may be going to London, England [19:29:59] prolet Aekom [19:30:05] sgtd lol yep [19:30:34] eQ|MaiMeeTur Nice [19:30:37] eQ|MaiMeeTur Aekom [19:30:39] eQ|MaiMeeTur Show him 'round [19:31:01] sgtd lol i may need to stay with him :> [19:31:02] Aekom oo you coming to london? [19:31:10] Aekom lol..oh i get it now ¬_¬ [19:31:15] prolet inb4 aekom or sgt is a rapist [19:31:16] sgtd lol wat [19:31:19] sgtd haha [19:31:23] Aekom he's a squatter [19:31:25] sgtd i do have "that" voice [19:31:51] sgtd my professor only gave some tidbits of info [19:32:21] sgtd basically we learn from Englands teachers and my professor will give classes there [19:32:41] sgtd its more complicated but that's the general gist [19:32:59] Aekom you'll most probably be in west london for this [19:33:02] eQ|MaiMeeTur Don't do it Aekom [19:33:05] eQ|MaiMeeTur He's going to rape you [19:33:08] Aekom ikr [19:33:10] eQ|MaiMeeTur With a condom that says "eQ" [19:33:12] prolet lol [19:33:16] sgtd lol he's much bigger than me

[lucky]

[00:00] <+jamz> I've dealt with it by deleteing the thread and changing zarj's password
[00:00] <+DES|Cleaner> but what Aekom showed us may explain it
[00:00] <+jamz> he can talk to me when he wants his accont back
[00:01] <+jamz> acunt*
[00:01] <+Shorty> account*
[00:01] <+DES|Cleaner> XD
[00:01] <+jamz> no - I was right second time
[00:01] <+ilucky> lol

[paulmuaddibKA]

thats me!

[Lantry]

<X-Ray_Dog> im trying to fap brb
<B}Droid> do it!
<B}Idlesauce> do or do not
<B}Idlesauce> there is no try

[Think3r]

AC official map: ac_power, ac_mines, ac_outpost, ac_werk
custom map: ac_venganza, ac_ruinas1.1, apollo_abbey, ac_oasis just to name a few (a have a huge list of custom maps I like, loads of jiba and floppy maps there)

I'm going to go out on a branch and say that original means maps that aren't like any other, a stand out map that doesn't fit to a single theme, in which case this is my list: ac_metl3, ac_graben, some of the a_slow_old_man maps, ac_wildwest (yes snoosnoo, even you), and others

thats my short list on each, enjoy

i love you and your maps i have a framed 240x320 picture of you next to my bed.
would you please sign it?

your loyal subject
- General Fabulous

[Oracle]

<kandrew> OMG. Where did all the DES come from?!
<B}Ronald_Reagan> Tipper and Medusa
<DES|OpenSource> lol
* B}Ronald_Reagan did not just say that

[Ronald_Reagan]

[01:29am] B}Ronald_Reagan: That was in such bad taste :(

[Think3r]

<Y_U_NO_Think3r>: B}ShadowZ Y_U_NO_Think3r!
<B}ShadowZ>: y_u_no_think3r who are you
<B}ShadowZ>: i thought you quit AC
<B}ShadowZ>: and you changed your avatar
<B}ShadowZ>: so i'm not interested
<B}ShadowZ>: D:

30 minutes later

<Y_U_NO_Think3r>: The deed is done B}ShadowZ
<B}ShadowZ>: ?

10 minutes later

<B}ShadowZ>: ah so y_u_no_think3r u changed ur pro pic
<B}ShadowZ>: interesting
<B}ShadowZ>: weirdo dude who thinks he's a gal
<B}ShadowZ>: D:
<eQ|Lantry>: at least he thinks he's a good looking girl

[Nightmare]

ur and idiot

[Marti]

[11:00:25 PM] Soviet: FU ENGLISH
[11:00:31 PM] Soviet: VOCABELERY
[11:00:31 PM] Soviet: !!!!!!!!
[11:01:07 PM] Marti: vocabulary*

[MykeGregory]

*** Daithi joined #DedicatedEliteSoldiers
<Daithi>: hi
<Daithi>: am i a friend of a purple people eater?
<Daithi>: nevermind, please reject my forum application too many hoops just to look ata file
*** Daithi left #DedicatedEliteSoldiers
<MykeGregory>: Dafuq?
<jamz>: Have you never signed up to the DES forums, MG?
<MykeGregory>: Me, no?
<MykeGregory>: sounds difficult^^
<jamz>: It's not, as long as you can answer that question
...
<jamz>: Are you a friend of a purple people eater?
<MykeGregory>: errm...
<MykeGregory>: is it an inuendo?

[paulmuaddibKA]

Thread, Good Bye Fuerza Elite

Driving that cab takes too much time from you jack :/

...

No I have a laptop right in the middle of the windshield

[Mr.OpTic]

The smg has no spread what so ever.The devs should change that since i read somewhere on this forum,that they gonna beef up the damage for it.

[Marti]

I swear Americans are so stupid and I have to be one of them

[Andrez]

The effects of alcohol.

Are amazing.

Lovely man <3

[GDM]

From the BL thread:

i only remember the Ip Adress: 159.33.218.155

[Oracle]

<B}Misty> ill behead one person at a time
<B}Misty> until the very last one
<B}Misty> this got weird
<B}Misty> quite the genuine feeling, but very weird
<B}Ronald_Reagan> even me?
<B}Ronald_Reagan> :(
<B}Misty> yes, but i'll behead myself too
<B}Misty> so we'll all see each other at limbo
<Mr_OpTic> i'd like to see you do that
<B}Ronald_Reagan> ok
<B}Misty> nothing will change
<Mr_OpTic> er, i mean, i'd like to see u try to do that
<Mr_OpTic> >>
<Woolly> um...
<B}ShadowZ> awks...

[Orynge]

/rage

[RealViking]

Y U NO COMMENT ON SONG GRRRRR.

I would..if you stop acting like a moron.

Your music sucks anyway

Oh the irony.

Bullied kids be tough on the interwebs.