The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[MykeGregory]

...messing with anybody having a bit too short hair for ur liking...

...too short hair for ur liking...

...too short hair for ur liking...

EDIT: Spoiler tags added to image

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Wow... You really ARE a fucking idiot!

[Marti]

FUCK

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ALL

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YOU

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BITCHES

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!!!

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WHERE

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ARE

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MY ICE COLD

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BEERS

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???

[Cemer]

I don't see nothing wrong with the demo

Once again, there's an obvious wallhack. [...] Admittedly, you can't see that. At least I hope you can't ;)

[paulmuaddibKA]

Was loving it, check it out! Big Lulz
For you lazy motherfuckers:

... , so if you are looking for advice to current cheaters i would say practice this "would you like fries with that?" it will serve you well in the future....

And afterwards, answering a post from Xen00bn:

This actually proves my point more than any rambling reply;

"DES|Anderson a.k.a spastic Wrote"

The inteligent, ingenious, highbrow kind of response expected from a future burger king employee....

Now come on Zenon say it loud brother! "Would you like fries with that"

I believe they give you a gold star if you spell your name correctly so get studying.

[Cemer]

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<B}ShadowZ> what
<B}ShadowZ> why am i  stupid

[Roflcopter]

Hello, everyone!

I know everyone knows the shotty is OP
ignore me!

Ok

Irony hits new heights @ AC Forums.

[MykeGregory]

[DES|Anderson quotes]

Anderson is awesome.

[pweaks]

Homer-J: I prefer NZ over dyH

[Andrez]

If you can't use Word, how did you manage to install this game?

[Snoosnoo]

So there was a hacker earlier today on the BoB server... Gibbed the whole team at once several times. Here's what he had to say.

[Pi_Halo]

So there was a hacker earlier today on the BoB server... Gibbed the whole team at once several times. Here's what he had to say.

same guy as this:

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// Name: Qm#!!&cZt%8c@1k
// Ban date: 20-junho-2012
// Server: Sj server
// Ban reason: gib hacker
// Proof 1: http://www.mediafire.com/?4qnex4pdbfsqr9k
// Proof 2: http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=jx8kz071u752a3f
68.12.193.97

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someone had one too many bath salts before they came on-line

[|FOX|Exia]

So there was a hacker earlier today on the BoB server... Gibbed the whole team at once several times. Here's what he had to say.

So his big brother is going to paint {BoB} a wedding picture on the red carpet? interesting. /endspellcheck

[jamz]

<Medusa> pigs squeal
<Medusa> pogo sticks do oink

[Snoosnoo]

So his big brother is going to paint {BoB} a wedding picture on the red carpet? interesting. /endspellcheck

It's the next Picasso :D

[Vanquish]

<12:33:59>"Acruz''": im am pro

[MykeGregory]

<ywc_stuDYING>: sleep or study.. thats the question
<B}evanzo23>: tacos

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<Pi_MykeGregory>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCRTfwkGrs0
<Pi_MykeGregory>: thahaha
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: omg zimos.
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: I hated him  
<Pi_MykeGregory>: LOVE his voice! eshpeshally when he says "in thier collective pusseh!"
<Pi_MykeGregory>: really?
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: He got on my tits xD
<Pi_MykeGregory>: haha!
<Pi_MykeGregory>: should have bashed him with the massive dildo
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: Tsssh
<Pi_MykeGregory>: lol
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: Omg
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: You know when you go on the ship, rescue dem hoes?
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: some of the shit you find in those containers man
<Pi_MykeGregory>: hahah! mechanical "Drill-do's"
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: Need to get ywc one of them
<Pi_MykeGregory>: haha! why? just for gigs?
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: damn right
<Pi_MykeGregory>: Get him one of these...
ywc_stuDYING no comprehendo engrish
<Pi_MykeGregory>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZiHCcZD1jA
<ywc_stuDYING>: wish i hadnt clicked...
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: LOL
<Pi_MykeGregory>: hahah1 cannot unsee
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAl8F1gl5l4&feature=related awh yeah
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: LOLOLOL
<ywc_stuDYING>: i wont click any following links lol
<ywc_stuDYING>: man...
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: ywc remember when we were looking at that porn site?
<Pi_Snoosnoo>:  
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: I mean the porn toys.
<Pi_MykeGregory>: -___-
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: XD
<Pi_MykeGregory>: mum walked in. Thanks snoo
<Pi_MykeGregory>: xD
<ywc_stuDYING>: aw yeah i found a nice pink dilco there i think
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: LOLOL
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: We do have our weird times  
<ywc_stuDYING>: your mom was like: MUST HAVE
<ywc_stuDYING>: girls like dem fucking machines
<ywc_stuDYING>: doubtfull statement... i admit it
<Pi_MykeGregory>:  ::YaoMingScared::
<ywc_stuDYING>: so i will continue reading about "sclerose in the sovietgerontocracy"  
<ywc_stuDYING>: lol
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: doubtful? Not at all  
<ywc_stuDYING>: i have no idea what it even means
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: they have the stamina of two AA batteries
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: Hell we're solar powered.
<ywc_stuDYING>: hmm
<ywc_stuDYING>: i guess you could use a whole package of batteries
<ywc_stuDYING>: even though a solar fucking machine would be better yeah
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: You could connect it to the mains.
<B}evanzo23>: Heyo, Pi_
<ywc_stuDYING>: also because its better for our environment
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: Oh hai evanzo  
<B}evanzo23>: Do you beauties happen to have two active enough to play a 2v2?  
<ywc_stuDYING>: lol hey evanzo
<B}evanzo23>: xD
<B}evanzo23>: Hi
<ywc_stuDYING>: i dont i need to study stuffz
<Pi_MykeGregory>: this whole subject needs to be in the quotes thread...
<B}evanzo23>: So do I ;D
+++ ChanServ has given voice to B}Nightmare

[paulmuaddibKA]

Thread: I HATE MICROSOFT WORD

Wait, people pay for Office? =D

Yeah, of course! I had to spend a nice chunk of my ratio on it. Took a while to get it back, too, since no one was downloading from me. :(

Great lol

[Vanquish]

after he and lefa narrowly lost to FD on irc...

<Shieldybear-aka-Kevin> i'm done talking about it
<Shieldybear-aka-Kevin> i will go back and destroy them
<Shieldybear-aka-Kevin> fucking destroying them like i do my girlfriend

[paulmuaddibKA]

Hey Vanq, how do you lose to another clan in IRC?

[Nightmare]

Hey Vanq, how do you lose to another clan in IRC?

get on more so we can show you D:

[paulmuaddibKA]

Thread : you know you've played too much AC when...

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When you strafe walk to school.
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[Oracle]

<Vanquish-aka-Cassie> I had Xchat, but my mum thought it was a porn thing so she deleted it, lol

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[22:03:17]    sgtd    so why do you think
[22:03:20]    sgtd    that humans do shit
[22:03:32]    Aekom    so we stay alive?

[X-Ray_Dog]

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[23:04:06] <+Jg99> ur talking to pwnage{TyD} on the phone?
[23:04:13] <+JoeSmith> yeah
[23:04:17] <+JamalWashington> does that make you jealous?
[23:04:20] <+Jg99> how

How to talk to someone on the phone is pretty damn hard I assume. Idk either, I still meet with people in person.

Btw he responded in three seconds so I don't think how is in response to jamal

[RCJD]

[Snoosnoo]

If that's ac_silence I can completely understand.

[RCJD]

It was ac_victorian. Interesting map!

[paulmuaddibKA]

Thread ACWC USA on types of American players.

...and also some dope heads (they use their cooper to buy dope and not games) and it is a known fact that this type of dudes have very poor hand-eye coordination.

And this is a bonus funny thing I found looking for an offended meme:

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[MykeGregory]

<Pi_Snoosnoo>: I swear to god
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: If Emma Watson is in this "The little mermaid"
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: I'll actually watch it.
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: And I'll actually toss one off over half a fish.
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: LOLWHAT
<Pi_MykeGregory>: no fapfapfapping in the back row mind!
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: It'd be a difficult one, but I can handle it
<Pi_Snoosnoo>: Emma watson with fish parts is still Emma watson
<YesWeCamp>: lol

[Hellspell]

soon as I saw that picture I knew what the comments would be. Great minds think alike.