The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
From "Bird lovers" thread:
(27 May 12, 07:07PM)Mael Wrote: Occasionally I must chase a few turkeys out of my yard. I have one of those yards with small gardens and other shit strewn about. Naturally the turkeys split up and run circles around these gardens making me look like a fool.
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After an epic rap battle on teamspeak...

<21:36:29>"Soulker": yo smarties has a fake dick so he eats a bunch of twix, he does himself with the licky hickey he doesnt know what it means so he has to look it up on the wiki
<21:37:08>"Soulker": what u talking bout me being sick, on ur profile u say ur 37 lets go webcam ur a fucked up little shit
<21:37:27>"Smarties": Soulkerat least I can read to understand wikipedia, ima push you over so you fall on this puddle of piss, and then say "I peed here"
<21:37:42>"Vanqu!sh-afk": lol soulker wins, last one was epic
<21:38:10>"rofl": i think in fact we all win for not taking part
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I can and will take all comers in a rap battle when in drunk.
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<21:38:10>"rofl": i think in fact we all win for not taking part
^This guy
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ninja: wut is cheater
Pi_MykeGregory: YOU. WISH!
\WuT/ExAnyone: haha^^
ninja: kick out wut
\WuT/Dam'sIF: Ninja. He doesnt cheat. stop -_-
...
ninja: kick out wut
Pi_MykeGregory called a vote, kick ninja, reason: Cry baby
...
Vote passed
Player ninja Disconected
Pi_MykeGregory: hahahahah
\WuT/Dam'sIF: haha :D
\WuT/Dam'sIF: Well done.
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RE: AC Client & Server Patch - SilverCloud Masterserver
(28 May 12, 08:08PM)tempest Wrote: What. The hell. Is this.
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(28 May 12, 10:31PM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: Hey, I dont know the answer, but I got two friends who do!
XD
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ShadowZ Wrote:You must be mature, you address people as "kid"
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(29 May 12, 01:22PM)Nightmare Wrote: @ this. http://forum.cubers.net/thread-5354-post...l#pid97907

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Heard this in game

Cow: Moo
Pi_MykeGregory: hahah!
(Later that game)
Cow changed his nickname to Cat
Cat: Meow



David: why follows me unarmed always?
Pi_MykeGregory: Did you what say?
David: Yeah
Pi_MykeGregory: ???
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(31 May 12, 04:31PM)Marti Wrote:
(30 May 12, 11:20PM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: Sepher & Martin

Paul:

ability to spell both names correctly: 0/10
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I have this screen since a while :
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we all have different reasons to call a kick :p
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i dont come on ass for long time
Posted by BZE/A$$a$iN3 on October 18, 2009 at 8:53 AM
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(31 May 12, 04:54PM)ShadowFlameZ Wrote:
(31 May 12, 04:31PM)Marti Wrote:
(30 May 12, 11:20PM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: Sepher & Martin

Paul:

ability to spell both names correctly: 0/10

Man, the jokes on him...
Matin 0 - PaulMuadDivKA 1
And you get a -1 for not understanding either. So:
ShadovvFlames -1 PolMuadDibKA 2
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(30 May 12, 06:57PM)MykeGregory Wrote: Heard this in game

Cow: Moo
Pi_MykeGregory: hahah!
(Later that game)
Cow changed his nickname to Cat
Cat: Meow

Lol that was me
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Can Morgan Kewl erase my posts? Id give him permit!

(01 Jun 12, 12:08AM)Link Wrote:
(30 May 12, 06:57PM)MykeGregory Wrote: Heard this in game

Cow: Moo
Pi_MykeGregory: hahah!
(Later that game)
Cow changed his nickname to Cat
Cat: Meow

Lol that was me
That was soooooo cool,
Code:
LOLCOW

         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
/ |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
*  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
   ~~    ~~                 vv    vv                (cc)

    USA Cow               Nerd USA Cow               Australian Cow



                   ____                                        ____
                      /                                        \
                     (__________________________________________)                  
                                         (oo)                  
                                  /-------\/        
                                 / |     ||              
                                *  ||----||          
                                   ~~    ~~              

                                 Texas Longhorn              



        (__)                   (__)                    (__)
        (00)                   (-o)                    (--) ... ( *>YAWN<* )
  /------\/              /------\/               /------\/
/|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
* ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||
  ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~
Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an
                                                 all-nighter




               O__O                             \_|_/
               (oo)                             (oo)
        /-------\/                       /-------\/
       / |     ||                       / |     ||
      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
         ~~    ~~                         ~~    ~~
    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty


              \ (__)                           (__)        *        (__)
              \\(oo)                           (\/)         \       (oo)
         /-----\\\/                     /-------\/           \-------\/
        / |    (##)                    / |     ||           8-|     ||
       *  ||----||"                   *  ||----||             ||----||
          ~~    ~~                       cc    cc             ~~    ~~
Scottish cow playing bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing     Wind-up Flying Cow


*        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
\       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
  \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
  /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
//||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
~ ~~    ~~ ~       ~        ~            ~  ~               ~     ~
Cow walking         Cow jogging         Cow running        Cow braking

          (__)
          (oo)                       (__)         *     (__)
           \/                        (oo)         |     (oo)
       ____| \____            /-------\/    o=o=o=|------\/
       ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
    *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
        //--------/            ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
       //__                      Cow           Cow pooing
       Cow marching            standing


         (__)
         (oo)                       U
  /-------\/                    /---V
/ |     ||                    * |--|                       .
*  ||----||
   ~~    ~~
Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.


         (__)             (__)                (__)               (__)
         (oo)             (oo)                (oo)               (oo)
  /-------\/-*     /-------\/          /-------\/         ccccccccccccccccc
/ |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *        / |     ||
*  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(       cccccccccccccc
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  Cow munching   Grass munching      Cow in water       Cow in swimming pool
    on grass         on cow


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
/ |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~

Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                      psychedelic mushrooms      down psychedelic mushrooms



               )\               (__)
              /  \              (oo)
        cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
       Cow swimming in shark infested water



     (  (    )
   ( (     )   )
   ( (         )
  (           / )
( ( \\       )
     ( |  // )
       |   |    (__)
       |   |    (oo)                   (__)
       |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
       |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
     **|   | ---||                \ __________/
    ``'---------~~
        Cow Hide                     Cow Pie



                        *
                      **   **
                 * **  * * *  **
                *   /  /   \ *  *
             \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
          *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
            /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
            \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
            /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
          \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ~~     ~~
         /  /     ~~    ~~    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
                 Cow in Heat




          (__)             (__)      *        (__) *      (__)
          (oo)             (oo)            \       (oo) |      (oo)
  /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/         \-------\/  \-------\/
* o|     ||      * ooooooooo        o  o|     ||   /     ||
    ||----||     ooooooooooooo                ||----||>==/-----||
ooo~~    ~~    ooooooooooooooooo             ~~    ~~         ~~
  Cow taking      Cow in deep                Cow getting the shit
    a shit            shit                    kicked out of her





         o  o
         |__|               (__)             (__)
         (oo)               (oo)            =(oo)=          oo
  /-------\/         /-------vv       /-------\/
/ |     ||         / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||        *  ||----||      *  ||----||
   cc    cc           cc    cc         cc    cc
bill bixby          bela lugosi      boris karloff     claude rains
male relative cow      cow              cow               cow



                                         /\                  __
                                        /  \                 ||
             (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
             SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
      /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
     / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
    *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
       ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~                  ~~    ~~
    This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  to George Washington       this cow                   cow


                                                 (__)
         *        (__)                           (oo)
          \       (oo)                     /------\/
           \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
            ||----||                    *  ||----||
            ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
     Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
       to Caesar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday


                  (___)               (__)      (__)
                  ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
           /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
          / |     ||V                   |        |
         *  ||----||                    ||------||
            ~~    ~~                    ~~      ~~
  The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle


             (__)                   (__)
             [##]                   (@o)
      /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
     / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
    *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
       ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~                ~~    ~
This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman


                     (__)
                     (oo)
        /---+      +--\/
       / |  |      | ||
      *  ||-+      +-||
         ~~          ~~                             *

   David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow

                                                     (__)
                                                     (oo)
                                                    /'~~~-m
            (__)                                   / '' ` )
            (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
           / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
          /  _\===~   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
      ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
     *        ~ ~                                 *  ww ww

            Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
/ | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~

Satanic cow                  Yuppie Cow               Cow in love


         ____
        (____)
                               .xxxx.
         (__)                  '(oo)`
         (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
  /-------\/            / |    |============>
/ |     ||            *  ||----| (c)
*  ||----||               cc    c
   cc    cc             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
   holy cow            (armed and dangerous)


                                                      (---)          
                                                      (   )
         (___)             (___)                     /-----\
         (o o)             (o o)                     |     |
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /                      |  |  |
/ |     ||O       / |  Oc ||O                       |  |  |
*  ||,---||       *  ||,---||                        |  *  |
   ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~                        ~~   ~~
    A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull                 No-bull Coward


         (__)                 \__\                 (__)
         (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
  /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
/ |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
*  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
   OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow



                 (__)              (__)              \_||_c
                 (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
  /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
/ |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
*  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
   OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
      li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow



         (__)                             oooo  oooo
         (oo)                              ||----|| *
  /-------\/                               ||     |/
/ |     ||                              /\-------/
*  ||----||                           * (**) *
  oooo  oooo                         *  (--) *

A Rollerblading Cow          A Cow not very good at rollerblading




                  (____)               (____)                        (____)
                  (oo  )               (o  o)                        ( O O)
       /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----         /-----------\  /
      / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |          / ||       |  \/
     /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |       /  ||       ||||
    *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |      *   ||||-----||||
        /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\          ~~~~     ~~~~
     This cow belonged          This was Salvatore   No one was sure whether
     to Pablo Picasso          Dali's favorite cow     M.C. Escher's cow had
                                                        four legs or eight



                        (__)                        (__)
                ~~      (oo)                        (--)
            ~~~~ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
         ~~~~~  / |     ||                        /|    |\
       ~~~~~   *  ||----||                       ~ |    | ~
    ~~~~~~~~  ====~~====~~====                     |    |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~/                                     /----\
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                /    \ \
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~               ~      * ~
     Cow surfing at Malibu               Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                                             (What a bod, huh guys?)


        *                                                 (__)
         \                                                (DD)
          \                                        /-------\/
          |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
        \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
        \\|| \(oo)                                  ~~    ~
         \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
          ~~ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
           \\ ||
            \\||
             \||
              ~~                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
               \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
                                                / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                / / /    (oo)|      / /
   ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
    ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||~_|
       @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|

        @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ~~    ~
     /--UU--\/        (____________)
    / ||    ||                              Cow sheltering from English
  *   ||----||                                        Weather
      ~~    ~~
   (New) Jersey Cow



   \ \ \  \/  //
    \ \ \(__) //                   (___)                     (___)                
     \ \ (oo)//                    (o o)                     (o o)              
  /-------\/                /-------\ /                       \-/          
/ |  / /||\ \ \           / |     ||#                 /                
*  ||----|| \ \ \         *  ||----||                 *                          
   ~~    ~~                  vv    vv                
   Cow sweltering             Rudolph the          Alice's Cheshire Cow              
  from Texas Weather         Red-nosed Cow


                    (__)                       _--------_
                    (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
             /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
            / | 007 ||                         __________
           *  ||----||                        |_        _|
              ~~    ~~                          --------
       Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow


                       x
                   xxxx|xxxx
                xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                       |
                      //
                (__) //                        (__(__)
                (oo)//                         (oo(oo)
         /-------\//                    /-------\/ \/-------\
        / |     |//                    / |     ||   ||     | \
       *  ||----|                     *  ||----||   ||----||  *
          ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~   ~~    ~~
      Mary Poppins Cow                        Siamese cows


                            o        o             (__)    ~
                             \      /              (oo)   /
                              \    /           _____\/___/
             (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
             (oo)       _______(oo)          ~  /  * /
    /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
   / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
  *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
     ~~      ~~         ||-----||            /   /
                        ~~     ~~           ~    ~

    Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
        Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
   (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
     cow-culus)          Ray Tube)


  .            /\         .       .        :
        .     /  \      .          .       :
             /    \   .        .    *      :
            /      \                 *     :
            | (__) |   .    .       **     :
     .     /| (oo) |\               **     :
          / | /\/\ | \   .     .    *      :
      .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
     . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
      / USA | ~||~ |NASA \     .           :
     |______|  ~~  |______|       .        :
    .       (__||__)     .   .             :
       .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :
            !!!  !!!                       :
                                           :

  The cow that jumped over the moon.       :



                                       /;    ;\
                                   __  \\____//
                                  /{_\_/   `'\____
                                  \___   (o)  (o  }
       _____________________________/          :--'   DRINKA
   ,-,'`@@@@@@@@       @@@@@@         \_    `__\
  ;:(  @@@@@@@@@        @@@             \___(o'o)
  :: )  @@@@          @@@@@@        ,'@@(  `===='        PINTA
  :: : @@@@@:          @@@@         `@@@:
  :: \  @@@@@:       @@@@@@@)    (  '@@@'
  ;; /\      /`,    @@@@@@@@@\   :@@@@@)                   MILKA
  ::/  )    {_----------------:  :~`,~~;
;;'`; :   )                  :  / `; ;
;;;; : :   ;                  :  ;  ; :                        DAY !!!
`'`' / :  :                   :  :  : :
    )_ \__;      ";"          :_ ;  \_\       `,','
    :__\  \    * `,'*         \  \  :  \   *  8`;'*  *
        `^'     \ :/           `^'  `-^-'   \v/ :  \/   -Bill Ames-



-=[ bull ]=-  12/96

          
           ,/         \,
          ((__,-"""-,__))
           `--)~   ~(--`
          .-'(       )`-,
          `~~`d\   /b`~~`
              |     |
         jgs  (6___6)
               `---`


    ,           ,
   /             \
  ((__-^^-,-^^-__))
   `-_---' `---_-'
    <__|o` 'o|__>
       \  `  /
        ): :(
        :o_o:
         "-"   [pb]



()___()
< @ @ >
|   |      
{o_o}
  (|)


~ a cow ~  (early art!)

   (___)
   (o o)_____/
    @@ `     \         moooo!
     \ ____, /
     //    //  jgs
    ^^    ^^  



* cow *  11/96
             .=     ,        =.
     _  _   /'/    )\,/,/(_   \ \
      `//-.|  (  ,\\)\//\)\/_  ) |
      //___\   `\\\/\\/\/\\///'  /
   ,-"~`-._ `"--'_   `"""`  _ \`'"~-,_
   \       `-.  '_`.      .'_` \ ,-"~`/
    `.__.-'`/   (-\        /-) |-.__,'
      ||   |     \O)  /^\ (O/  |
      `\\  |         /   `\    /
        \\  \       /      `\ /
         `\\ `-.  /' .---.--.\
           `\\/`~(, '()      ('
            /(O) \\   _,.-.,_)
           //  \\ `\'`      /
     jgs  / |  ||   `""""~"`
        /'  |__||
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LOL Paul!
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[10:01] <+DES|GeneralDisarray> the "microsoft hates you, but still wants your money" edition



PS: he means windows vista basic.


Edit: Here's another one lOL

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[10:23] <+DES|GeneralDisarray> let's hope it's not a system whore with 15 std's
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(04 Jun 12, 03:30AM)#M|A#Wolf Wrote: How much blood do you have in your alcoholstream?
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<22:46:33> "DamDam": i used to have like 8-10 cm w00t. Now i only have 1
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^Talking about the afro haircut i used to have :D

<02:27:14> "Vanqu!sh": sex is shit
<02:27:16> "Vanqu!sh": :)
<02:28:10> "Kahnii": no way sir
<02:28:17> "DamDam": kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
<02:28:18> "Vanqu!sh": it feels so bland
<02:28:23> "DamDam": Vanquish wtf O.o
<02:28:29> "DamDam": you dont like sex? ^^
<02:28:31> "Vanqu!sh": i'm not a virgin btw
<02:28:35> "Vanqu!sh": not especially
<02:28:36> "Vanqu!sh": its just
<02:28:38> "Vanqu!sh": like
<02:28:43> "Vanqu!sh": vaginas feel funny
<02:28:48> "Vanqu!sh": they tickle more than pleasure
<02:28:51> "DamDam": LMFAO kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
<02:28:53> "Kahnii": helicopter dick is my secound name

<02:40:01> "DamDam": hes typing one hand
<02:40:02> "Vanqu!sh": i have no girlfriend, fap fap fap
<02:40:04> "Vanqu!sh": LOL
<02:40:06> "Vanqu!sh": i do that sometimes
<02:40:08> "Vanqu!sh": not on ts tho

<15:00:19> "Cassie (not at home)": apparently my friend dilated 10cm
<15:00:21> "Cassie (not at home)": which is good
<15:00:26> "DamDam": KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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@the 2nd to last quote: taken COMPLETELY out of context, it makes zero sense and just makes me seem weird unless you had read the previous things DamDam had said.

@the bottom quote: my friend is having a baby lol, and he was asking how long until she gave birth.

And yes, the first quote is real. ._.
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(04 Jun 12, 04:03AM)Mael Wrote:
(04 Jun 12, 03:40AM)lucky Wrote: Bots are terrible even on the highest difficulty.

Play Sauer bots. They'll shit on your chest and laugh all the while.
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It's funny because it's true.
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(06 Jun 12, 04:47PM)ThePrinter Wrote: I played against this guy:
I tried to kick him, cause in my eyes it's an offensive name the person he wanted to be did to many terrible things.. the vote ended 7 - 4 and he didn't got kicked.

what do you guys think?
(06 Jun 12, 04:57PM)RealViking Wrote: if a democratic vote ends 7-4 and fails you should accept that, we don't all share the same political opinions
Clearly...
http://forum.cubers.net/thread-1-post-92...l#pid92728
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If a democratic vote ends 7-4 and fails that leads me to accept that everyone shares the belief of democracy. Assuming the server had exactly 11 clients (quite proud of that word). If not then perhaps (that's two!) we should all accept that we don't all share the same political opinions - that some people don't believe their opinion counts, or that some people believe their opinion counts more than others so they found a way of voting multiple times.
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(06 Jun 12, 08:12PM)MykeGregory Wrote: ...

kay we get it, you hate realviking.
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democracy do not let 12 years old people vote.
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(07 Jun 12, 01:41AM)Cemer Wrote:
(06 Jun 12, 08:12PM)MykeGregory Wrote: ...
kay we get it, you hate realviking.
Really? I wouldn't have guessed.
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(06 Jun 12, 09:20PM)Hellspell Wrote: If a democratic vote ends 7-4 and fails that leads me to accept that everyone shares the belief of democracy. Assuming the server had exactly 11 clients (quite proud of that word). If not then perhaps (that's two!) we should all accept that we don't all share the same political opinions - that some people don't believe their opinion counts, or that some people believe their opinion counts more than others so they found a way of voting multiple times.
Political views? lol. I just sigh thinking what am I doing in a server with 10 year old dense, brain-delayed retards that can't tell a cheater/teamkiller/etc in front of their face and I end up leaving the server from frustration.

Edit: After reading this some minutes later, I realized I sounded a bit too harsh perhaps. I was directing my post to people that know how to vote but just can't care enough to use their brain, not the newcomers that just lack knowledge regarding the voting system.
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