The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
(07 Jul 10, 12:00PM)Lightning Wrote:
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<YHB|_> when the masterserver will reopen ?
<^Lightning^> NEver
<^Lightning^> Never*
<YHB|_> okay
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> When I stop sitting on it.
<YHB|_> ....
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> I sat on it, and it's all crushed and broken and stuff.
<YHB|_> ..........
<YHB|_> i don't know what is the problem...?
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> also, I may have had some kerosene in my pocket, and somehow the damn thing just caught fire
<YHB|_> xD
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> ... kerosene caught fire all over the MS
<YHB|_> i don't know what is the problem...?
<YHB|_> (whit the MS) xD
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> The problem is, the master server, is burnt to a crisp.
<YHB|_> ..............?
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> someone lit fire to it
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> ... it happened during a really big party
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> brahma was being careless and bumped it over
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> and we got all scared that flowtr0n would notice, so we lit fire to it to hide the evidence
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> .. and make it look like it was an accident.

just because i can, im saying the truth: i wet my self laughing. randumkiwi, your on my server whitelist now. XD you have the best quotes XD XD
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Quote:Emmett called a vote: kick player U|JMM, reason: LAGGER
server network error, disconnecting (vote-kicked from the server) ...
disconnected
U|JMM: OH COOL THANKS I WENT TO FI MY LAG AND YOU KICK
U|JMM: THAT'S REALLY COOL YOU KNOW
U|JMM: GIVE 2 SECONDS WARNING, YEP
Habluka: yeah, we didn't want anti-cheat to ban you
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[3:36:40 PM] fun.dog Christian Reis: oink
[3:36:41 PM] fun.dog Christian Reis: oh
[3:36:46 PM] fun.dog Christian Reis: woof sry :D
[3:36:47 PM] kevin fitz *SMG*_3m: oink haha
[3:37:05 PM] kevin fitz *SMG*_3m: oo i am putting that in the player quotes just for the hell of it
[3:37:19 PM] fun.dog Christian Reis: :D
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[21:22] JesusChrist|GOD: i'm going to rape your entire family

(proof: http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/7581/lolwutb.jpg )
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(07 Aug 10, 06:32AM)Habluka Wrote: [21:22] JesusChrist|GOD: i'm going to rape your entire family

(proof: http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/7581/lolwutb.jpg )

i'n in there xD, that jesusChrist was funny
[Image: imagen1w.png]

Thanslation: I respect more ~FEL~jAcKRoCk* than my parents...
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(07 Aug 10, 06:54AM)JMM Wrote: (to GOKU007)
If you change your name to something that does not have more than three capital letters and doesn't try to mix a sexy British agent with a guy that does something with a large mythological creature's testicle, I'm willing to give you a chance.
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V-Man.... we need the thanks button.
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*press thanks button*
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Quote:<DES|GeneralDisarray> alias mapstartonce [ suicide; if (= (curfaith) catholic) [echo "you're fucked now buddy"] [echo "reincarnate"] ]
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v-man beat me
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Skype Wrote:[00:33:31] C4rU$_3m <3 Glock's: Omg ?
[00:33:34] Clifford Hanson: The 1911 is just somethingto play around with
[00:34:20] Clifford Hanson: what you mean by Omg ?
[00:34:41] C4rU$_3m <3 Glock's: The colt 1911 is the public enemy of the Glock
[00:35:02] Clifford Hanson: yeah I know
[00:35:20] C4rU$_3m <3 Glock's: Can we still stay friends?
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...that could be difficult....
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i find good at quote irc
(08 Aug 10, 01:21AM)Harps Wrote: <TrAkInAs> augu my server logs please I beg my sky des
TrAkInAs> augu my server logs please I beg my sky des
<TrAkInAs> augu my server logs please I beg my sky des
<TrAkInAs> augu my server logs please I beg my sky des
<TrAkInAs> affz registren I just want my server can help me please just want it
<Andrez> TrAkInAs, it's been said that if you download AC 1.1 you'll register your server automatically
<TrAkInAs> +, And that I do not think the download deli
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* @|NZ|RandumKiwi ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Carapassa> Hello I am Brazilian and I wanted to know how to make a server in assault cube 1.1
<Carapassa> Hello I am Brazilian and I wanted to know how to make a server in assault cube 1.1
<Carapassa> Hello I am Brazilian and I wanted to know how to make a server in assault cube 1.1
<Carapassa> Hello I am Brazilian and I wanted to know how to make a server in assault cube 1.1
<Carapassa> Hello I am Brazilian and I wanted to know how to make a server in assault cube 1.1
<Carapassa> Hello I am Brazilian and I wanted to know how to make a server in assault cube 1.1
<Carapassa> Hello I am Brazilian and I wanted to know how to make a server in assault cube 1.1
<Carapassa> Hello I am Brazilian and I wanted to know how to make a server in assault cube 1.1
<Carapassa> Hello I am Brazilian and I wanted to know how to make a server in assault cube 1.1
<Carapassa> and I never played the assault cube + Endicia Trakinas me I do not know anything
<Carapassa> and I never played the assault cube + Endicia Trakinas me I do not know anything
<Mael> once is enough
<Carapassa> ?
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:D
That the download deli I do think!

(Just annoying enough to get a good laugh out of!)
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[22:12]MusicMan10wait, Xu is invite only?
[22:12]MusicMan10i mean, you like big cocks?
[22:12]DrauLYus

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[10:45] <Lightning> [22:12]MusicMan10: wait, Xu is invite only?
[10:45] <Lightning> [22:12]MusicMan10i: mean, you like big cocks?
[10:45] <Lightning> [22:12]DrauL: Yus
[10:45] <Anarchist> Yep.
[10:45] <Lightning> lol
[10:46] <D-Mental> Not funny
[10:46] <D-Mental> That was a evil trick
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[17:03] <MusicMan10> "Thank you AssaultCube making me a horse"
[17:03] <Lightning> Everybody rides you?

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[17:07] <MusicMan10> i got kicked out of AC's official troll clan for trolling too hard

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[19:03] <Ronald_Reagan> http://get-big-fast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/big-and-ripped.jpg
[19:04] <Anarchist> Niggazilla
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(08 Aug 10, 01:30PM)YourSister Wrote: 1.1 is so far BETTER than 1.04, but PLEASE turn off this anticheat.. or turn off the anticheat in private and match modes
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(08 Aug 10, 02:23PM)DES|V-Man Wrote:
(08 Aug 10, 01:30PM)YourSister Wrote: 1.1 is so far BETTER than 1.04, but PLEASE turn off this anticheat.. or turn off the anticheat in private and match modes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Undead is Asian. Big news.
Quote:19:55<Carnifex> !8ball Undead is asian, correct?
19:55 <ChanServ> Carnifex: It is decidedly so.
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Quote:02:55:12 <Habluka> !8ball do you like getting double teamed by middle aged men?
02:55:13 <ChanServ> Habluka: Yes.
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Quote:[00:05] <+MusicMan10> gibstick can't submit patches anymore
[00:05] <+MusicMan10> after this last release the devs cut his hands off
[00:05] <+MusicMan10> :((
[00:06] <Gibstick> im typing with my nose
[00:06] <Gibstick> I press the shift key with a chopstick in my mouth
[00:06] <+kitty> haha
[00:06] <Gibstick> but they forgot one thing
[00:06] <Gibstick> they threw my hands into a snowbank
[00:06] <Gibstick> so it's well preserved and I'm waiting to get enough money to get them re-attached
[00:07] <+MusicMan10> he sells his body on the streets of montreal to pay for the surgery
[00:07] <@Makke_> no handjobs, though :P
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..LOL
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Quote:<Gibstick>are you looking for more porn
<Brahma>D:
<pwnage->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXs8OS6EdAE&feature=related
<pwnage->Funky
<Gibstick>Freaky
<pwnage->Memories
<pwnage->But the song sounds better in Norwegian
<Brahma>pwnage-: in which point of this video i should found the word "sex"?
<pwnage->...
<pwnage->Just think hard of it Brahma, and "sex" will be in every sentence

Quote:<jamz>I can't. I'm too stubborn
* DES|GeneralDisarray starts a pillow fight with jamz
* DES|V-Man tickles jamz
* pwnage joines the pillow fight
* jamz giggles
* pwnage joins*
<DES|GeneralDisarray>we're just a bunch of straight guys
<DES|V-Man>oh yeah totally
<DES|GeneralDisarray>fooling around
* pwnage pokes Medusa to join
<DES|GeneralDisarray>that's all we are
* BCFH|Gibstick joins
* pwnage pokes kitty to join
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unarmed: gtg (got to go) how do i save?

>.<
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Wifey Wrote:what about cereal? How do you life without it?
and
MorganKell Wrote:i am a decent mexican restaurant.
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(11 Aug 10, 08:47AM)Ronald_Reagan Wrote: DES|V-MAN TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!DES|V-MAN TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!DES|V-MAN TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!DES|V-MAN TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!

(10 Aug 10, 11:22PM)*SMG*_3m Wrote: unarmed: gtg (got to go) how do i save?

>.<

hahahahahaha how do i save xD
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^^ thats a good one i felt like telling him

/bind mouse 1 [say "savegame"]
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Gibstick Wrote:finish off the Makkeron by tricking him into typing a very long taunt and getting AFK kicked
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After losing this match due to his gf nagging him:

Quote:Matasar: Girlfriend for sale, untouched brain and bad bodywork. 1 dollar!
Matasar: WE WOULD HAVE WON FSS!!!!!
Timber : Can i buy her?!
Matasar : Shes packaged and ready, comes in several boxes i forgot to mention.
Matasar : But you figure out what part fits where..
Panda : Send pix :P
Matasar : yes let me upload a pic
Matasar : omg..i have formated 8 gigs of pictures going 6 years back
Matasar : im in so much trouble..OMG
Matasar : im out


edit: The saga continues..
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(12 Aug 10, 12:40AM)GDM Wrote: I just enjoy shooting celebrating idiots when I catch them with their pants down =)
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