The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
(12 Aug 10, 01:25PM)JMM Wrote: My GF could definitely use some cubepads.
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(12 Aug 10, 01:17AM)spamma Wrote:
(12 Aug 10, 12:40AM)GDM Wrote: I just enjoy shooting celebrating idiots when I catch them with their pants down =)

Eerie, I've actually done that. In real life. Except he wasn't celebrating he was taking a piss in the woods. Though he did do a funny little dance when I shot him in the crack.
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You shot him with a gun in his ass?!
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YAY for mael!!!
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Quote:[20:59:08] -->| WFI ([email protected]) has joined #AssaultCube
[20:59:28] <WFI> anyine here??
[20:59:37] <Gibstick> Yes
[20:59:38] |<-- WFI has left gameservers.us.quakenet.org (Quit: Page closed)
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(12 Aug 10, 09:39PM)|BC|Wolf Wrote: You shot him with a gun in his ass?!

BB gun.
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DAMN.
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(14 Aug 10, 09:11AM)DrauL Wrote: I teabag myself, buts thats a long story.
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<Woolly> MM, could you keep the ignorance down I find it hard to think. Please no prejudice.
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Quote:[18:38] <@spamma> yes MusicMan10
[18:39] <@MusicMan10> yes spamma
[18:39] <@spamma> allow it
[18:39] <@spamma> ALLOW IT
[18:39] <@MusicMan10> ALLOW WHAT BLUD?
[18:39] <@MusicMan10> I'LL MAKE YOU SKIP CUNT!
[18:39] <@spamma> ARE YOU ACTUALLY DIZZY
[18:39] <@spamma> I WILL LICK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK
[18:39] <@MusicMan10> YA
[18:39] <@MusicMan10> lolwut
[18:40] <@MusicMan10> lick?
[18:40] <@MusicMan10> that's hot
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Skype Wrote:[22:24:12] C4rU$_3m: cout << "HL2 ROCKS!" << endl;
[22:24:13] C4rU$_3m: xD
[22:25:39] Szucs Istvan: cout << " i agree \n " ;
[22:25:55] C4rU$_3m: <?php echo "Yeah"; ?>
[22:26:13] Szucs Istvan: printf ( " haha .." )
[22:26:26] C4rU$_3m: Console::Writeline(L "Hl2 is epic lol and this is getting annoying" );
[22:26:40] C4rU$_3m: :)
[22:27:31] Szucs Istvan: message db "Hello world, I'm learning Assembly !!!"
[22:27:34] Szucs Istvan: :P
[22:27:53] C4rU$_3m: Messagebox.show("Cool");
[22:28:05] C4rU$_3m: :P
[22:28:32] Szucs Istvan: <html> <p1> ok, How are you C4Rus </p1> </html>
[22:28:59] C4rU$_3m: Dim res as integer
res = msgbox("I am fine, and you?" ,vbokonly, "Lawl")
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<Andrez>    Yesterday while I was trying to play AC I got some 'unregistered sound' messages...
<iR4zor>    hacker
<Andrez>    I remember I disabled audio for some reason
<MusicMan10>    ya sounds like aimbot
<Andrez>    why did I get that?
<iR4zor>    probably wehaxu.com
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09:29        *** DES|Cleaner quit (Quit: See you lot later ;))
09:30        *** DES|Cleaner joined #DedicatedEliteSoldiers
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http://picasaweb.google.com/kevinjjfr/Dr...9543347794

FD*fundog: HRC have blood in the alcohol :-D
FD*HRC: lol yes
FD*|*SMG*_3m: cut yourself drinking???
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Quote:[10:12:23] <MCS> how could you get me mixed up with medusa?
[10:12:29] <MCS> is it the bra?
[10:12:46] <Medusa> i'm not wearing one :P
[10:13:35] <DES|Halo> shit, now i gotta go change undies, medusa knows what i'm wearing
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crazymankev:(teamchat) do u get other guns?
crazymankev:(teamchat) guys do u get other guns in this game?
crazymankev:(teamchat) like a sniper?
FD*|*SMG*_3m: b
FD*|*SMG*_3m: "b"
crazymankev:(teamchat) how do i spawn?
FD*|*SMG*_3m: hahahahahahah

.....>.<
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Panda Wrote:No I never get accused of cheating. People in this game easily accept that some people are better players than them...
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^^ Oh the LOL
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{FsC}>bakeit< gibbed DeadMeat[UY]
{FsC}>bakeit< says: 'the duck trick'
DeadMeat[UY] says: 'knees'
DeadMeat[UY] says: 'i see'
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Quote:[01:21] *** yata-afk changed nick to yata|KH|
[01:22] <+DES|V-Man> yata yata yata!
[01:22] <+DES|V-Man> :D
[01:22] * @yata|KH| nervously says
[01:22] <@yata|KH|> hihi
[01:23] <@yata|KH|> blah blah blah...yata yata yata
[01:23] <@yata|KH|> the origins of the name yata
[01:23] <+DES|V-Man> lol
[01:23] <+DES|V-Man> I wondered
[01:24] <@yata|KH|> you heard it here first
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Quote:[14:33] *** samsat is now known as samsat|afk.
[14:36] *** samsat|afk is now known as samsat|afk|afk.
Rule #2 - Double tap
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(I was pirate sam)
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(I wasn't Mr. Jenkins).
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(20 Aug 10, 03:47PM)Gibstick Wrote: [Image: 20100820141706accomplex.jpg]
(I wasn't Mr. Jenkins).

Isn't mr. Jenkins a cat??? a really mean cat?
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(20 Aug 10, 03:49PM)jAcKRoCk* Wrote:
(20 Aug 10, 03:47PM)Gibstick Wrote: [Image: 20100820141706accomplex.jpg]
(I wasn't Mr. Jenkins).

Isn't mr. Jenkins a cat??? a really mean cat?

That's not a quote!
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(21 Aug 10, 01:02AM)RandumKiwi Wrote:
(20 Aug 10, 03:49PM)jAcKRoCk* Wrote:
(20 Aug 10, 03:47PM)Gibstick Wrote: [Image: 20100820141706accomplex.jpg]
(I wasn't Mr. Jenkins).

Isn't mr. Jenkins a cat??? a really mean cat?

That's not a quote!

now it is
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Quote:[23:56] <@Andrez> Brahma's website is like Mary Poppins' bag
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(20 Aug 10, 08:46PM)jamz Wrote:
(20 Aug 10, 04:50PM)usesnipez Wrote: ...ones a detective and another is a person who works in hospital
Do you live at 219 Baker Street?
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(11 Aug 10, 08:45PM)Panda Wrote: After losing this match due to his gf nagging him:

Quote:Matasar: Girlfriend for sale, untouched brain and bad bodywork. 1 dollar!
Matasar: WE WOULD HAVE WON FSS!!!!!
Timber : Can i buy her?!
Matasar : Shes packaged and ready, comes in several boxes i forgot to mention.
Matasar : But you figure out what part fits where..
Panda : Send pix :P
Matasar : yes let me upload a pic
Matasar : omg..i have formated 8 gigs of pictures going 6 years back
Matasar : im in so much trouble..OMG
Matasar : im out


edit: The saga continues..

I found those pics..i was ready to dig myself into the ground.
God forgot the mute button on woman..
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Hm, are you still together?
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