The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Lantry]

20:41:28 <Sora|iPod> Gn8 fellahs. Going to have a good time w/ my bf. :D lol
20:42:03 <Aekom> gn
20:42:51 <eQ|Lantry> hf gl :P
20:43:06 <Sora|iPod> ;)
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20:43:21 <Aekom> how did it go?

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[22:42:48]    ilucky    adam is like what Undead calls a comet
[22:42:54]    ilucky    he just comes and goes
[22:42:59]    ilucky    but nobody really pays attetion

[Nightmare]

<3 @ last two.

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[16:54:13]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Sgt has a weird...
[16:54:15]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Something
[16:54:30]    eQ|Nukpwr    Huh?
[16:54:35]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Like, the way he talks
[16:54:36]    Misty||afk    ... dick?

[titiPT]

I'd tell them how to suicide.

Really? Do you think you could live with that on your conscience?

If I can't, no problem - I know how to /suicide.

[VallDiGna]

After installing AC on ubuntu 11.10


PS: Runs great on 11.10!

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[19:25:39]    Waffles    B}Nightmare
[19:25:53]    B}Nightmare    heyo
[19:25:58]    Waffles    2v2 cm?
[19:25:59]    B}Noobicus|AC    wait, who is your mate Waffles?
[19:26:02]    Waffles    gramps
[19:26:14]    =-=    B}Noobicus|AC is now known as B}Noobicus
[19:26:31]    B}Noobicus    Does {BoB} have anyone who sux?
[19:26:36]    B}Noobicus    
[19:26:53]    Waffles    yeah
[19:26:54]    Waffles    me
[19:27:00]    B}Noobicus    pffft.
[19:27:12]    B}Noobicus    
[19:27:18]    B}Noobicus    B}Nightmare?
[19:27:20]    B}Nightmare    ._.
[19:27:24]    B}Noobicus    cm?
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[19:27:41]    B}Nightmare    BoB y u no pick on someone your own size?!?!
[19:27:45]    B}Nightmare    
[19:27:46]    B}Nightmare    sure though
[19:27:47]    Waffles    we're trying

[V-Man]

I would cry a thousand tears if we could have a new grenade animation and audio. Something with some bang. A quick blast of transparent polygons and fade out. The current version is a fart in a paper bag.

A rather deadly fart, to be fair.

Why do you think gas masks are in the game for?

[pweaks]

[21:22] <+Pweaks> mad
[21:22] <@Brett> 20:22.39 ° (+Pweaks) "mad"
[21:23] <@Brett> µ1.0.3 user
[21:23] <+Pweaks> moar mad
[21:23] <@Brett> ok
[21:23] <+Pweaks> plz
[21:23] * Brett sets mode: +b *!*FlaiPweak@*.elisa-laajakaista.fi
[21:23] * You were kicked by Brett (Ladies and Gentlemen - may I present: King Op)

[21:27] <@Brett> that guy used 1.0.4 then 1.0.3 < cheated version
[21:27] <+Marcous> lol
[21:27] <+Pweaks> Brett maad
[21:27] <@Brett> then 1.0.4 back
[21:27] <+Pweaks> why so mad?
[21:27] <@SKB> yar
[21:27] <@SKB> maad
[21:27] <@Brett> ok
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[V-Man]

CLA PLANT NESBOMB FOR RVSF BASE? NOES

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

[MykeGregory]

Surely that's a better option than expanding the lower res option.

Not necessarily... And don't call me Shirley!

[lucky]

[20:38] <@eQ|Lantry> KNIFE ONLY
[20:38] <@eQ|Lantry> tGUYS KNIFE ONLY
[20:38] <+Misty||afk> gun rotating is fun
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[20:38] <@eQ|Lantry> KNIFE ONLY tGUYS
[20:38] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> Waffles: That was kchub XD
[20:38] <+Misty||afk> oh
[20:38] <+Waffles> who was the jackass on our team knifing only?
[20:38] <+Waffles> i know that was chubby
[20:38] <+Waffles> he noob
[20:39] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> Lulz, that was antry :3
[20:39] <@eQ|Lantry> it was our only hope
[20:39] <+Waffles> eQ|MaiMeeTur please do not invite me to inters anymore if people aren't gonna play
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[20:39] <+Misty||afk> when i started knife onlying, i knifed mai XD
[20:39] <+Waffles> specifically, people on my team against decent opponents
[20:40] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> Lol, alright mate
[20:40] <@Aekom> lantry, 1v1?
[20:40] <+Misty||afk> :'(
[20:40] <+Misty||afk> awn don't private us from your presence in inters
[20:40] <+Waffles> i'm not
[20:40] <+Waffles> i got no beef with you
[20:40] <+Waffles> just viper and now lantry
[20:40] <+Waffles> and it's not even that we lost
[20:40] <+ilucky> waffles
[20:40] <+ilucky> happens alot dont it
[20:40] <+Waffles> its that they don't have the decency to at least try and fail
[20:40] <+ilucky> :|
[20:41] <@eQ|Viper> ?
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[20:41] <@eQ|Viper> I dont?
[20:41] <+Waffles> ur knife only BS viper
[20:41] <+Waffles> pisses me off in inters
[20:41] <@eQ|Viper> stfu waffles i wont play tosok get over it
[20:41] <+ilucky> OH GAWD VIPER MAD
[20:41] <@eQ|Viper> u mad bro
[20:41] <+ilucky> ARAWRAWRAWRAWR
[20:41] <+Waffles> watch out, he might try and knife me
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[20:41] <@eQ|Viper> !kick eQ|Viper i dont need this
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[20:42] <+ilucky> um
[20:42] <+ilucky> he kicked himself
[20:42] <+Misty||afk> hm
[20:42] <+Misty||afk> yes
[20:42] <+ilucky> what a retard
[20:42] <+Waffles> at least he's got class
[20:42] <+Misty||afk> interesting
[20:42] <+ilucky> LEARN HOW TO USE IRC
[20:42] <+Waffles> gotta give him that

[Viper]

Hell yeah I do.

[Oracle]

After I observed how Harrys was one of the longest idlers on #assaultcube (over 100 hours!)...

<Harrys> B}ShadowZ: ye I'm the most professional idler on quakenet
<Harrys> oh crap ruined now
<B}ShadowZ> LOL good job xD
<ExodusS> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayky4LIAu-U

[YourSister]

STEP 1




STEP 2



STEP 3

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// Name: =By3=.CroNoZ, aka Latino
// Ban date: 2011-10-29
// Ban reason: speedhack
// Proof: http://www.26things.com/ac/forum/CTF_ac_desert3_2011.10.29_1851_12mr.dmo
190.99.178.83

[Orynge]

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[13:13] <@Fate> FUCKING RAPED THE ENGLISH EXAM
[13:14] <@Fate> had to right 3 essays

[Duckett]

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[13:13] <@Fate> FUCKING RAPED THE ENGLISH EXAM
[13:14] <@Fate> had to right 3 essays

Soooooo much win!

[Duckett]

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<ANG3L-3i-AC>: Pi_YesWeCamp: what about Jahirode first letters of my name J H R D
<Pi_YesWeCamp>: yeah sounds ok
<Pi_YesWeCamp>: hey Duckett your looking for a match right?
<Pi_Duckett>: yep
<ANG3L-3i-AC>: kiss me then
<Pi_YesWeCamp>: haha why kiss you?
<ANG3L-3i-AC>: cvause you love me <3
<ANG3L-3i-AC>:  my Fotze
<Pi_YesWeCamp>: haha ok then
Pi_YesWeCamp kisses ANG3l"s Fotze
<ANG3L-3i-AC>: DDDDDDD
<ANG3L-3i-AC>: uhuhuhuhuh
<Pi_YesWeCamp>:
<Pi_YesWeCamp>: Duckett you can see maybe at #acinter
<Pi_Duckett>: ahh
<Pi_Duckett>: good thinkin
<ANG3L-3i-AC>: i said kissing me helps the brain

[Snoosnoo]

In #ParadoxInfinity

<+ANG3L-3i> hes my friend
<+ANG3L-3i> :D
<@Pi_Halo> sorry, this is a no musicman friend zone
<+ANG3L-3i> and im proud of it :D

Later, in #TearYouDown

<+ANG3L-3i> MusicManX: my friend :DD:DDD
<+MusicManX> hello
<+MusicManX> who are you

[X-Ray_Dog]

[Orynge]

In "Top 10 players of all time".

1. pwnage
2. Halo
3. Duckett
4. Droid
5. CharleyMurphy
6. Viper
7. Exoduss
8. Brett
9. Ronald_Reagan
10. Anderson

[MykeGregory]

I RQ [RageQuit] when someone says lol

lol.

[Oracle]

<Blastorious> who wanna play ac
<eQ|Nukpwr> AC players

[lucky]

I RQ [RageQuit] when someone says lol

lol.

Thats why i never replied...i was long gone by the time he posted that

[Mai Mee Tur]

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Bukz    I'm gonna take carbine down to 2 hp per shot
    Bukz    I must get revenge on charlie
    eQ|MaiMeeTur    
    R4zor_    won't change a thing bukz. you can't aim anyway.

[Shorty]

Morgankell says: AC WORLD TOUR IS GOING TO HAPPEN, I DONT CARE IF I HAVE TO GIVE MY LEFT NUT, IT WILL HAPPEN. I WILL CUT IT OFF WITH A DULL KNIFE IF I HAVE TO, ITS GOING TO HAPPEN.

[lucky]

After raging about the Hit-reg in a match with By3 on TS3:

<14:15:13> ‎"lucky‎"‎: so howd it go?
<14:15:55> ‎"Jason‎"‎: this game is broken. gg brahma, gg developers.
<14:16:00> ‎"Jason‎"‎: gn.
<14:16:39> ‎"lucky‎"‎: k

Mod edit: fixed formatting for readability
My Edit: Ty jamz i was gonna do that..whenever i had the time and remembered to do it :3

[YourSister]

yay, we are losing so much with By3 that we are raging a lot

[Mr.OpTic]

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[21:08] kalas: whats re format
[21:08] kalas: lol found the ol macbook
[21:08] kalas: honestly thinking of ditching windows
[21:08] kalas: cant afford virus protector
[21:08] kalas: and macs are gay
[21:08] kalas: l inux we meet again
[21:09] kalas: aekom
[21:09] kalas: its taking my usb 3 hours
[21:09] kalas: to copy 1.57 GB of music
[21:09] kalas: ugh
[21:09] kalas: anyway
[21:09] kalas: "Privacy protextion has detected a leak of your files through the internet we strongly recommend that you block the attack immediately"
[21:09] kalas: wait
[21:09] kalas: this isnt eq-clan
[21:10] kalas: ....you saw nothing

[titiPT]

^^this