The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
[10:42:06]    Erv    NightHawkd, PLAY WITH ME
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Quote:1:23 - B}Nightmare: Hey B}evanzo23 B}Verse B}Zarj_afk

1:43 - B}Nightmare:
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[19:51:35]    Misty|afk    OMG I AM HIGH
[19:51:41]    Misty|afk    MY SISTERS ROOMAMTE SMOKING POT AGAIN
[19:51:52]    Misty|afk    MY WINDOW IS OPEN
[19:52:03]    Aekom    you're high in your own house....lucky lol
[19:52:04]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL
[19:52:07]    Misty|afk    MY FATHER IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL THIS DUDE
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[22:37] <Snoosnoo> Hai :3
[22:37] <@RandumKiwi> hallo
[22:37] <Snoosnoo> How's it going Kiwi? :3
[22:38] <@RandumKiwi> all good, just playing with something
[22:39] <Snoosnoo> That's disgusting, Kiwi.
[22:39] <Snoosnoo> Dont wanna know
[22:39] <@RandumKiwi> Why? It looks pretty mean
[22:40] <@RandumKiwi> Here you go you disgusting bastard: http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=20ebbbc
[22:40] <@RandumKiwi> how dare you turn a beautiful activity, into something terrible :'(
[22:40] <@RandumKiwi> that image, is what I'm playing with.
[22:41] <@Luc4s> this image makes you horny? :/
[22:41] <Snoosnoo> xD
[22:42] <@RandumKiwi> ...
[22:42] <@RandumKiwi> !?!?!?!
[22:42] * Luc4s was kicked by RandumKiwi ([email protected]) Reason (stop being mean :()
[22:42] * Snoosnoo was kicked by RandumKiwi ([email protected]) Reason (RandumKiwi)
[22:42] * RandumKiwi ([email protected]) has left #assaultcube
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(03 Sep 11, 12:12AM)cOGhost Wrote: The guy that did this should be invited in to hoghwards!
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Snoosnoo hahaha
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[13:28:13]    ilucky    ok back in a few
[13:28:16]    ilucky    need to feed the cocks
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Response to "If you were a president what would you do..."
(05 Sep 11, 08:55PM)Alien Wrote: I would remove map restrictions !!!

Just brilliant. :D
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(06 Sep 11, 02:37AM)Andrez Wrote: My brian ahs totalyl been damgade...
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23:08 <Pi_Halo> having to sell chocolate for school?
23:09 <Pi_Duckett> yep
23:09 <Pi_Duckett> 50 Bars
23:09 <Pi_Halo> figured
23:09 <Pi_Halo> i always hated that shit
23:09 <Pi_Halo> i lived in a community of old people, like 75+
23:09 <Pi_Halo> it was impossible to sell anything
23:09 <Pi_Halo> i should have lied and said with every chocolate bar you get a free walker
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(06 Sep 11, 05:13AM)wolfbr Wrote: ok, remove the firearms and add brooms, pots, cucumbers, bananas and dildos as weapons.
remove the humans players models and add chickens and rename the game for LSD chickencube.

I like this suggestion a little too much.
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Quote:[16:24] AnGeL|3i| $commands
[16:25] AnGeL|3i| $cm <#players> <server>
[16:25] acinter AnGeL|3i|: is looking for a clan match. <#players> <server>
[16:25] AnGeL|3i| oops
[16:25] AnGeL|3i| wrong XD
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(01 Jul 11, 10:02PM)jamz Wrote: ... I'm pleased to say that I have no knowledge of any of your members having cheated. ;)

(01 Jul 11, 11:06PM)Pi_Halo Wrote: ...I am working on it...

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(08 Sep 11, 12:01PM)V-Man Wrote: I ban you for banning titi

respect <3
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Quote:[16:41] * Bigbaddy spanks Joesmith with a big fat dildo
[16:41] <@JoeSmith> o god yes !! anything bigger?
[16:41] <+Bigbaddy> my dick is bigger
[16:41] <+Bigbaddy> want ?
[16:42] <@JoeSmith> im not talking about bigger than a match, im talking about bigger than a horse's dick
[16:42] <+Bigbaddy> mine is bigger
[16:42] <+Bigbaddy> :|
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Quote:<20:43:20> "@cid": i like licking balls
<20:44:38> "@cid": I like Men
<20:45:12> "@cid": Ciclons ass is beautiful.

<3
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(09 Sep 11, 06:38AM)|BC|Wolf Wrote: I'm not so sure Cemer, I've never used it that way and anyway it's easier and faster to push your middle finger down than move your thumb up to the G.

Reminds me of... Playing the trumpet.
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(09 Sep 11, 11:56AM)V-Man Wrote:
(09 Sep 11, 06:38AM)|BC|Wolf Wrote: I'm not so sure Cemer, I've never used it that way and anyway it's easier and faster to push your middle finger down than move your thumb up to the G.

Reminds me of... Playing the trumpet.
You don't press down the middle button to reach any G.
You can press down keys 1 and 3 to get low G.
Open valves to hit a middle or high G.

:3
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Why would you ever use your thumb for playing the trumpet...lol.
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(09 Sep 11, 12:39PM)|BC|Wolf Wrote: Why would you ever use your thumb for playing the trumpet...lol.

If you have a hook on the first slide, you can use your left thumb for using that.
(Helps make out-of-tune notes become in-tune)

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I love smart-arsey questions answered with serious responses.
Makes me happy :D
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Quote:[10:13] <@Fate> hey mm10
[10:13] <+{TyD}ildo> hi
[10:13] <+{TyD}ildo> ok so
[10:13] <+{TyD}ildo> two more days until im unbanned
[10:13] <+{TyD}ildo> and three more days until my one-year anniversary on the TyD blacklist
[10:13] <+{TyD}ildo> coincidence?
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Talking ´bout crazy things done:

(09 Sep 11, 07:25PM)Jack Wrote: One time while I was playing a game with my friends I jumped off this really fatally high place and I was thinking, damn, how crazy am I, until I remembered that you can't die by falling in AC.

Brilliant
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(09 Sep 11, 07:58PM)NightHawkd Wrote: Chum is Fum!
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(09 Sep 11, 11:59AM)Bukz Wrote: V-Man, how do we go about reproducing that glitch?*
*refering to this picture http://i56.tinypic.com/8wb9n5.jpg
(09 Sep 11, 12:10PM)V-Man Wrote: I merely copied the URL of the original bug report. (sorry I forgot the sarcasm tags)
To really reproduce it, you'd probably purchase the same video card the complainant has, let it sit in the sun for a couple days, install the same OS (no updates), and turn on some "fancy" graphics card feature.
If that doesn't work, that's sort of a good thing, right?
xD
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Quote:[13:43:30] <MorganKell> YOOOOO
[13:43:48] <MorganKell> Don't have much time because the library is closing in 7 minutes
[13:44:04] <MorganKell> But I'll be back on Sunday or Monday if possible.
[13:46:47] <@Bullpup> omg
[13:46:55] ChanServ [[email protected]] has set mode +o MorganKell
[13:47:03] <@MorganKell> won't be on for long
[13:47:35] <@Bullpup> you gotta get out before the warden comes back to his office and finds you on his computer
[13:47:48] <@MorganKell> i know right
[13:47:51] <@MorganKell> pesky snitches
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22:25    <eQ|Lantry> actually screw v for vendetta

22:26    <AnnoyingKid> ...

22:26    <AnnoyingKid> wut

22:26    <eQ|Lantry> im gonna watch master and commander

22:26    <AnnoyingKid> ...

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It was for me.
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<float__> you trying to do anything on dial up over 100k
<Bukz> ill put it in my butt
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Quote:[21:32] <@Stackzo> you were dicking a board
[21:32] <@Fate> ur talking about genitalia again
[21:32] <@Stackzo> it comes so naturally
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