The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[StRaTo]

There is a transparent texture, you just can't see it.

Seen this a few minutes ago, lol.

[DrauL]

I MUST HAVE MY AC OR I GO INTO WITHDRAUL

INTO WITHDRAUL

DRAUL

HAHA!

[castiel]

[16:26] Vermi shaving my head
[16:26] Vermi AFKzors
[16:26] Castiel Don't

[18:08] Vermi|afk Castiel
[18:08] Vermi|afk holy shit
[18:08] Vermi|afk fucked my hair
[18:08] Castiel Vermi|afk:
[18:08] Castiel Told ya

[Mr.OpTic]

<Waffles> just go play your dick off
<Waffles> it's not hard

oRLY?

[Duckett]

Spraying my smg yelling YAIYAIYAIYAI on ac_douze hoping to get a kill.

[Ronald_Reagan]

you shoot me in the back one more time son and i'm going to climb down this net cablke asnd rip yer ferkin arms off

[Gibstick]

This is my 2000th post.

[eftertanke]

you all only ban the gypsies

look at yourselves many warrant bans have been overlooked because they are to respected, KIRIN? LADS HELLO?

Guys. MY SEVER MY RULES.

YOUR NOT IN TYD CASTIEL!

PLEASE NO MORE TAG BAN ON TYD SERVERS ASWELL!

this thread is still not for discussion

Care to elaborate?

My reaction: O.O
Don't do this kids.

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My brother got onto my account, some php back tracing he picked up from his sc2 friends, he made some disrespectful posts and comments, sorry.

I noticed that the calibre of your posts had increased Vermi. Can we keep your brother?

Well played.

EDIT: I usually remove the HR. I'll leave it, it makes the post look better.

[MykeGregory]

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You Gibbed TheMan
You Headshot TheMan
You Gibbed TheMan
TheMan: WTF! turn off your hax.
MykeGregory|Xu: no, you stop camping in the well. your an easy target.
You Headshot TheMan
You Gibbed TheMan
TheMan: i said stop!
MykeGregory|Xu: i'm not cheating, just stop jumping in the well, you wont die so much.
You Headshot TheMan
*Teabags*
TheMan Quit.
MykeGregory|Xu: *sigh*

[Lightning]

Yea. Bloody Brahma drama again.

^On Facebook while discussing him being banned again.

[Foo]

11:16 PM
the_andyman: http:/​/​blacklist.tearyoudown.com/​nicknameblacklist.cfg
the_andyman: http:/​/​tas-clan.com/​league
the_andyman: it's like a game of spot the difference

[Zarjio]

On #assaultcube:
[15:06] LEONARDOLMC10> AE PESSOAL
[15:06] <LEONARDOLMC10> HACK ?
[15:06] <LEONARDOLMC10> RELACHA KKK
[15:07] <Zarj> WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING LEONARDOLMC10?
[15:07] <LEONARDOLMC10> i am brasilian

[Gibstick]

It's even funnier because he turned off his caps lock for the last sentence.

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20:23:54 <@Gibstick> but what I don't get is why the girls have stalls in their showers
20:28:04 <@BCFH|Brett> like they're so hot they'd become lesbian

[al3rt]

Hahaha lol I like that! he's shouting and then suddenly with a calm voice: "i am brasilian" :D
FTW!!!

[titiPT]

I don't have a Blackberry, but my pin is ****. I don't know why, it shows like that everytime I type it. :/

[SuperSniper]

This just in, CLA has just taken control of the ac_white house and are demanding 1 mil in ACC!

Let them keep it. We have ac_douze!

[V-Man]

An this caused a time continum

:O Heaven forbid time should be continuous!!

[Viper]

[18:23] <@RandumKiwi> I played some other game last night, and I laughed like a brazillian
[18:23] <@RandumKiwi> totally confused the brazillian player on the server
[18:23] <@Brahma> i never laughed like this auahuahauhauhauhauahauahauhhau

[JamJamTheCalcMan]

[18:47] <B}ShadowZ> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
[18:47] <FoodDemon> ShadowZ
[18:48] <FoodDemon> i made turned you into a kesha song
[18:48] <FoodDemon> wake up in the morning feeling like b}shadowz, grab my weiner and my gun gonna hit this map, before i leave, brush my teeth and decide to fap, cause when i leave for ac_desert, i'm gonna pop those caps
[18:48] <FoodDemon> xD
[18:48] *** FoodDemon is now known as LlamaDemon

Ke$ha, ftw.

[Sepehr]

XaR: The graphic card I wanted is only 50 euros.
Larry: What it is?
XaR: It's the money of Europe countries except England.

[a_slow_old_man]

I tell you though. If you do make an M40A3 available for everyone to use on AC. I will strongly consider writing you a love letter <3

[V-Man]

Not necessarily funny, just a good quote.

Douchebags are people who don't apologize ;D

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[X-Ray_Dog]

Are pictures ok?

Ah a classic noob fight. Who's the noob now?

[Mai Mee Tur]

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RandumKiwi>    AC iRC is always activer
    <RandumKiwi>    like, always.
    <RandumKiwi>    superactive
    <Thrawn>    not really....
    <RandumKiwi>    hyperactive
    <B}Ronald_Reagan>    Usually more on topic than #sauer as well
    <eQ|MaiMeeTur>    Lol :P compared to what exactly?
    <eQ|MaiMeeTur>    Well, no one cares about sauer
    <B}Ronald_Reagan>    sauer is mostly ogling at girls facebooks :P
    <RandumKiwi>    compared to the nuclear power plant at fukushima
    <RandumKiwi>    we're more radioactive than that
    <NightHawkd>    lmao RandumKiwi
    <eQ|MaiMeeTur>    Rofl :P
    <eQ|MaiMeeTur>    QUotes thread time
    <RandumKiwi>    In fact, we're more radioactive than 50 Chernobyls and 50 Fukushima Daichi's put together.
    <RandumKiwi>    Cause that's how we roll on #assaultcube

One more ;)

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RandumKiwi>    NightHawkd: why is it you only quote the crap things I say?
    <eQ|MaiMeeTur>    I'm the one quoting it...
    <RandumKiwi>    I mean, like, on a level of crap, that's probably at the bottom.
    <B}Ronald_Reagan>    Is there anything else to quote?
    <RandumKiwi>    ... eh, w/e.

[Fate]

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<Infern0> I'm alone

and

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<Bigbaddy> We rape ourselves

[Droid]

<+NightHawkd> cum on what? XD

[NightHawkd]

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02:50 <lucky_> NightHawkd woke up on the wrong side of town....with a broken beer bottle and two naked guys next to him
02:50 <NightHawkds> ofc i would have fun swaggin 4 girls in 3 hours XD
02:50 <lucky_> he is a wild animal
02:51 <NightHawkds> lol lucky it was girls not guys =/ The naked guys would be for you
02:51 <lucky_> Thanks Man!
02:51 <NightHawkds> qoutes thread time XD

[JamJamTheCalcMan]

...
[22:04] <B}ShadowZ> emerge two men
[22:04] <B}ShadowZ> with a vision of greatness
[22:04] <B}ShadowZ> morgankell and erv
[22:04] <Erv|Hulu> humping each other*
[22:04] <B}ShadowZ> together

[Zarjio]

[23:44] <carl_glass> do not compare me to shorty
[23:44] <carl_glass> it is an insult
[23:44] <B}Zarj_sleep> Are you short or tall?
[23:44] <carl_glass> TALL
[23:44] <B}Zarj_sleep> Are you an Aussie?
[23:44] <carl_glass> TALL
[23:45] <B}Zarj_sleep> lol
[23:45] <Shorty> 101

[X-Ray_Dog]

From my server log:

[xx.xx.xx.xx] ghostdog21 fragged his teammate lol

Even my server is laughing out loud at people's despair now :/