The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[RKTnoob]

[22:36] <Robtics> this is all part of the plan

[Million]

76-16...woah and I thought french players used to be good.

[Marti]

<01:03:26> "vanquishlaptop11": im gay but nobody will ever see this because teamspeak never sends my messages due to the fucking excruciating cunting shitting pisswank lag

[BluffCreek]

Vanquish seems to be having a bad day, I guess. XD

[Million]

<23:18:26> "condy": lozi is a fucking god

[+f0r3v3r+]

[1:02] <unarmed> Why does AssaultCube basically have built-in hacks?
[1:02] <unarmed> With health pick-ups, don't you basically have infinite health?

[DeafieGamer]

[02:33:29] jamz [[email protected]] has joined #TearYouDown
[02:33:29] ChanServ [[email protected]] has set mode +o jamz
[02:33:34] <@jamz> ha
[02:33:42] jamz [[email protected]] has left #TearYouDown: Closing Window

[+f0r3v3r+]

[Marti]

i hope there is a player better than me

[D3M0NW0LF]

[Mise"]

<18:35:50> "FURY": gogog
<18:35:57> "FURY": aura 1
<18:36:01> "FURY": UK vs BRA
<18:36:11> "FURY": scared?

how to get a match 101
i still wonder why brs want to play on aura 1 ? oh wait #lagadvantage

[1Cap]

Today, 00:49 (This post was last modified: Today, 01:13 by Thrawn. Edit Reason: clarification )
I know accidental teamkilling in pubs is common, but damn. (Edit: I'm kinda joking, it's honestly not bad)

[X-Ray_Dog]

[SELECT ALL] Code:

beatles> skb
<SKB> yes
<beatles> skb, what do you call ten black teenagers running down the street?
<SKB> black lives matter movement

[MorganKell]

no no no we call it free KFC

[Viper]

<20:44:10> "Marti": i once had a job bro
<20:44:18> "Marti": at the end of the first day they asked me to take the trash out
<20:44:29> "Marti": i said "alright ill take the trash out"
<20:44:33> "Marti": and i quit
<20:46:55> "Marti": its all about proportions tho
<20:47:07> "Marti": when ur packin a 4 incher like i do you need an attitude to survive

[Marti]

Worst fake quote ive ever seen


Try harder

[Robtics]

seems like marti has a new fan :D

[Marti]

seems like marti has a new fan :D

he clearly wants to be me

[Marti]

Why is this thread not titled "Marti fan club" yet

[Marti]

<20:58:19> "RHZ": We have a better quality of life than your
<20:58:36> "RHZ": Brazil is better in everything

apparently a favela is better quality of life than a modern western european city

[1Cap]

<20:58:19> "RHZ": We have a better quality of life than your
<20:58:36> "RHZ": Brazil is better in everything
apparently a favela is better quality of life than a modern western european city

you dont have any idea about what favela is.... There is no place like this in the world... :)
OK, i like Genoa, Riga, Olslo... but are litle boring ... kiding

[Marti]

A favela (Portuguese pronunciation: [faˈvɛlɐ]) is a slum in Brazil within urban areas.

I'm pretty well informed about favelas. And I prefer not to live there :)

[Robtics]

comparing oslo to a favela isnt possible

[C4rma]

Oslo is pretty shit tbh

[pt_amoux]

ayu: I have a plan!
LeFragger: Yes! tell me
ayu has left the game

[1Cap]

Removed because old... sry thxs

[1Cap]

|HP|

Cognitive dissonance triggers below:

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http://forum.cubers.net/thread-3343.html
http://forum.cubers.net/thread-3258.html
http://forum.cubers.net/thread-8770.html
http://forum.cubers.net/thread-8322.html
http://forum.cubers.net/thread-6015.html
http://forum.cubers.net/thread-3331.html

brilhant

[Marti]

jamz with the quality bants

[Marti]

<00:49:16> ".LeXuS''": dont forget
<00:49:18> ".LeXuS''": if u watch u play
<00:49:21> ".LeXuS''": sometimes
<00:49:27> ".LeXuS''": its like wh or something

[Marti]

today was another gold day:

feng is an idiot, and 1cap is getting more creative by the day

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