The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Zarjio]

Alpha-Jet: Tournament is dead
Brahma: Amazing! Good luck!

[V-Man]

I like wood. Mmm.

[MusicMan10]

Edited out.

[Revert]

harpsthefox has changed the topic to “Home./ Welcome Kaz to TyD!/ Anyone you don't trust is probably Drakas. That old lady at the bus stop? Drakas. That girl on the internet? Drakas.”

[Gibstick]

[10:42:11] <BrockleBear> someone quote that
[10:42:17] <Revert> Im on it

Ok and there it is ^^

[Andrez]

RANDUM WIN

[Ghost]

And to add to that post! ;D

<Gibstick> he's only doing the GhostE___ thing to copy makkE
<MusicMan10> lol
<Gibstick> and he puts the underscore because he thinks the more underscores you have the cooler you are
<aPanDa> any dev got an opinion on my freeze tdm idea?
* LINUX-N00B is back so RUN
<Gibstick> like, the chevrons of rank
=-= Gibstick is now known as Gibstick___
<Gibstick___> Oh yeah.
=-= Gibstick___ is now known as Gibstick
<LINUX-N00B> lol its like enlarging your p3nis
<aPanDa> join =MyS= we have actual chevron lookalikes
<aPanDa> :>
<Gibstick> LOL
<Gibstick> phailus
<GhostE__> Gibstick: cunt
<GhostE__> I agree with the E at the end'
<GhostE__> but the underscore was because I wanted to.
<Gibstick> ok
<Gibstick> it's sometimes fashionable in XBL GT's
<LINUX-N00B> any linux users out there now?
=-= aPanDa is now known as PandE
<Gibstick> Ask Toca
<PandE> hope people dont confuse me with pandel now :P
<GhostE__> gg.
<GhostE__> LOL
<GhostE__> PandE xD
<GhostE__> gg
=-= Gibstick is now known as GibstickE
=-= PandE is now known as pannE
<pannE> :X
<GhostE__> ?
=-= MusicMan10 is now known as MusicManE
<GhostE__> XD
=-= Andrez|SCOM is now known as AndrezE
=-= GibstickE is now known as GibbE
<AndrezE> Yeee!!
<GhostE__> Here we goo.
=-= DES|GenDisarray is now known as gdE
<GhostE__> LOL
<LINUX-N00B> ...
<GibbE> hoyl shit
<LINUX-N00B> screw you GhostE__
<AndrezE> come LINUX-N00B join E!!
<gdE> it's the *E hour
<GhostE__> Quotes thread?
<pannE> this is spaaaaarta^W makke lookalike
<LINUX-N00B> its all your fault
<GibbE> lol
<GibbE> LINUX-NOOB turn into
=-= LINUX-N00B is now known as LINUXE
<GibbE> Linux-NoobE
=-= AndrezE is now known as Pandrez
<Pandrez> D:
<GibbE> no the e has to be capital
<gdE> nah gotta be lower case with E at the end man
=-= LINUXE is now known as linux-n00bE
<gdE> n1
=-= Pandrez is now known as PandrezE
<GhostE__> How about adriAn?
<GhostE__> GhostA__
<GhostE__> ;D
=-= linux-n00bE is now known as cornE
<GibbE> lol
<cornE> hey say my name outloud
<GibbE> how about
<GibbE> RANDUMIDIOT
<GhostE__> LOL
<pannE> btw panne is german for wacky.. (if used as a verb) :)
<GhostE__> :)
<GibbE> hehehehe
<cornE> ?
<PandrezE> Ok what about RandumGuys now?
<GhostE__> \:D
<GibbE> let's try that
=-= pannE is now known as RandumPanda
=-= GibbE is now known as RandumStick
=-= PandrezE is now known as RandumAndrez
=-= DES|Bukz is now known as DES|BukzE
<RandumAndrez> Rofl
=-= YOU are now known as RandumGhostE
<RandumStick> NO BUKZ
<RandumStick> YOU RUINED IT
=-= cornE is now known as RandumwikE
<DES|BukzE> :-s
<RandumStick> loool
<RandumGhostE> :P
<DES|BukzE> D:
<RandumPanda> i like this, we should keep it up
=-= MusicManE is now known as RandumFuckUAll
* RandumwikE chaos on the Assaultcube E
* RandumwikE chaos on the Assaultcube IRC
<RandumAndrez> Kiwi is gonna have a heart attack now
<RandumwikE> yea where is he
<RandumGhostE> lol.
<RandumStick> lol
<RandumGhostE> This is going in the quotes.
<RandumGhostE> for sure.
<RandumAndrez> screening
<RandumAndrez> hold on
<RandumGhostE> ;D
<RandumwikE> lol
<RandumwikE> ok
=-= RandumwikE is now known as RandumWikE
<RandumStick> now what
=-= gdE is now known as randumgdE
<RandumGhostE> Who else shall we mock....
<RandumGhostE> hmmm
<RandumWikE> damn we cant mock brahma he is too plane XD
<RandumWikE> plain*}
<RandumGhostE> :P
<RandumAndrez> http://forum.cubers.net/thread-45-post-1...l#pid12145
<RandumGhostE> We can all be named a beer
<RandumAndrez> the randum epicness
<RandumWikE> ^like
=-= DES|BukzE is now known as DES|Bukz
=-= RandumWikE is now known as millertimelite
<RandumStick> Andrez
<RandumStick> put GD in it
=-= millertimelite is now known as budweisertime
=-= Mode #assaultcube -v randumgdE by RandumStick
<RandumAndrez> sheez
<RandumStick> ok
<RandumAndrez> didn't see it
<RandumStick> I made it easier for you
<RandumStick> let's mock Zarj
=-= RandumStick is now known as Gibstick_afk
<RandumGhostE> Lol
<RandumGhostE> LEts do it
=-= YOU are now known as Ghost_afk
=-= RandumFuckUAll is now known as MusicMan_afk
=-= RandumAndrez is now known as Andrez_afk
=-= budweisertime is now known as kitty_afk
<kitty_afk> shit now who is how wXD
=-= randumgdE is now known as gd_afk
<Gibstick_afk> No impersonating
<Gibstick_afk> fix name linux noob
<MusicMan_afk> yer
<kitty_afk> ah ok sorry
=-= kitty_afk is now known as linux_afk
<harpsthefox> miller lite and budweiser are really light beers
<Gibstick_afk> better
<harpsthefox> becks imported is a good choice
<Gibstick_afk> harps catch on will you
<harpsthefox> simple, nice tasting
<Gibstick_afk> or else we will mock you
<Andrez_afk> duff owns
=-= MusicMan_afk is now known as musicthefox
<harpsthefox> duff man is insecure
=-= Gibstick_afk is now known as Gibstickthefo
<musicthefox> lolusomad
=-= Gibstickthefo is now known as Gibthefox
=-= gd_afk is now known as gdthefox
=-= YOU are now known as Ghostthefox
=-= Andrez_afk is now known as andrezthefox
<Ghostthefox> gg harps
<musicthefox> gg

[Gibstick]

[21:31:54] <DES|Bukz> YOUR HIPS, THOSE THIGHS I, LOVE IT WHEN YOU THUG ME GIBBEH

[DrauL]

I thought this one was hilarious:

[SpiRiT]

LOL! Nice one, DrauL! :D

[V-Man]

<+a-d-a-m> it couldnt have been me
<+a-d-a-m> i was in a kfc at the time

[RandumKiwi]

LOL! Nice one, DrauL! :D

The best part, is obviously everyone agrees, because the vote passed.

[DrauL]

LOL! Nice one, DrauL! :D

The best part, is obviously everyone agrees, because the vote passed.

Exactly right RK ;)

[tempest]

That's not funny, it's sad. You can successfully kick people for a reason like that, but try banning a cheater who's standing in a corner and remote-gibbing everyone. 3 yes vs. 4 no - Vote failed.

[RandumKiwi]

That's not funny, it's sad. You can successfully kick people for a reason like that, but try banning a cheater who's standing in a corner and remote-gibbing everyone. 3 yes vs. 4 no - Vote failed.

Obviously you didn't make a witty enough reason for the kick, next time try this:

/kick CN "He's ruining my gameplay, and that really annoys me. Please press F1 to kick him or I'll have to go play cops and robbers with my siblings"

[DrauL]

What about:

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aggrokick = [kick ($arg1) "See that F1 button on your keyboard? You better press it. If you do not, i will hunt you down, rip out your throat, and find you. FIND YOU. GOT THAT?! PUNK! "]

add THAT to your autoexec.cfg ;)

[Andrez]

--> muxi ([email protected]) has joined #assaultcube
<muxi> hey...
<muxi> is ther an aimbot for assaultcube???
<jamz> no
<muxi> why???
<jamz> cheats are too stupid to make one
<muxi> omg....you dont know how to make a aimbot...your stupid!!!
<-- muxi has quit (Quit: Page closed)
<jamz> :/

Smartness at its best.

[Carnifex]

19:56 <Vermi> i have a basic mouse
19:56 <Vermi> ol reliable microsoft
19:56 <Carnifex> Pretty much anything other than a "microsoft office mouse" is good.
19:56 <Vermi> o
19:56 <Vermi> well
19:56 <Vermi> damn
19:56 <Carnifex> ...you serious?
19:56 <Vermi> yeah
19:57 <Carnifex> You're using a microsoft office mouse?
19:57 <Vermi> yes
19:57 <Carnifex> gg

[Vermi]

19:56 <Vermi> i have a basic mouse
19:56 <Vermi> ol reliable microsoft
19:56 <Carnifex> Pretty much anything other than a "microsoft office mouse" is good.
19:56 <Vermi> o
19:56 <Vermi> well
19:56 <Vermi> damn
19:56 <Carnifex> ...you serious?
19:56 <Vermi> yeah
19:57 <Carnifex> You're using a microsoft office mouse?
19:57 <Vermi> yes
19:57 <Carnifex> gg

It goes well with my mouse pad made out of paper

[spamma]

Yes I can personally testify that Brahma not only leaked all his secret antihack info to me, he also tought me assembler and C++ to make a pretty much undetectable cheat from it. This is the reason I'm pretty good in 1.1, else I'd completely suck because my completely obvious 1.0 cheats stopped working.

Oh wait, this was taken from Halo's wet dream last night and is not actually true.

...but it doesn't stop the fact that cheating scum like these are so willing to cash in on years of hard work by the BBC producers. These kind of people are far worse than hackers and cheaters.

[Drakas]

NUCKChorris says: 'asssholefuckker change name or kick', Forbidden speech

[R4zor]

19:56 <Vermi> i have a basic mouse
19:56 <Vermi> ol reliable microsoft
19:56 <Carnifex> Pretty much anything other than a "microsoft office mouse" is good.
19:56 <Vermi> o
19:56 <Vermi> well
19:56 <Vermi> damn
19:56 <Carnifex> ...you serious?
19:56 <Vermi> yeah
19:57 <Carnifex> You're using a microsoft office mouse?
19:57 <Vermi> yes
19:57 <Carnifex> gg

I had a Microsoft Basic Mouse. and iownzu.

[ExodusS]

Traduction :

#F.U#Lilwayne : i have to go but i have the admin and it's the first time in my life that i have it so i won't leave because i don't know the admin password :(

Rhinoceros : 1v1 exists on this game?

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Undead :D

[V-Man]

Any name with a 'z' at the end is stupid.

[DrauL]

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[22:10] <BillY> I dont know, what server allows those maps?
[22:10] <BoB> heh
[22:10] <BoB> NZ|Weta
[22:10] <BoB> but you need admin
[22:10] <BoB> and some of RK's patience
[22:11] <BoB> which is approximately as rare as unicorn tears

Names changed to protect the innocent.

[Matasar]

[/quote]
I had a Microsoft Basic Mouse. and iownzu.
[/quote]

Watch out as those mouses can create mousespin.
It can look like a cheat to others when you all sudden look right up in the sky and start rotating for a while.

[spamma]

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[00:52] <+Ronald_Reagan> Heyo GhostE_
[00:52] <@GhostE_> haider "D
[00:52] <@GhostE_> Dance dance..
[00:52] <@GhostE_> Yes Trixie, I'm gay....
[00:52] <@GhostE_> SHOOT
[00:52] <@GhostE_> wrong channel
[00:52] <@GhostE_> ....
[00:52] <@GhostE_> Im not gay.
[00:53] <+Ronald_Reagan> Hahahahahaha
[00:53] <+Ronald_Reagan> quotes thread :)
[00:53] <@GhostE_> ....
[00:53] <@GhostE_> NO NO
[00:53] <@GhostE_> NOT AGAIN
[00:53] <@GhostE_> :(
[00:53] <@GhostE_> .:L
[00:53] <+Ronald_Reagan> Haha, jk
[00:53] <+Ronald_Reagan> I'll let the other people do that

[Carnifex]

I often jerk the mouse violently just before firing with the sniper. About half the time I do this, the shot hits, and I'd estimate about a tenth of those hits are headshots.

Now, what he is trying subliminal message us:

I often jerk the mouse violently just before firing with the sniper. About half the time I do this, the shot hits, and I'd estimate about a tenth of those hits are headshots.

[Orynge]

^: How the hell did you think of that?

[Lightning]

Epic.