The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Mr.OpTic]

[23:57:56] Gaby: asso i dont understand this thing eh
[23:58:01] Gaby: first i thought it was about football
[23:58:03] Gaby: (rofl)
[23:58:31] OpTic: YOU THOUGHT THE OLYMPICS WAS ABOUT FOOTBALL?
[23:58:38] Gaby: shut up :x
[23:58:41] OpTic: OMFG

[Fate]

<Bugboy1028> How did you figure that he is indeed cheating?
<jamz> because I was playing with him
<jamz> I'm like a cheat magnet
<jamz> I wish I was a chick magnet, but I guess we have to play with the hand we're dealt

[Mael]

<jamz> I wish I was a chick magnet, but I [...] have to play with the hand

[MykeGregory]

<jamz> I wish I was a chick magnet, but I [...] have to play with the hand

hahah!

[jamz]

<jamz> I wish I was a chick magnet, but I [...] have to play with the hand

[MykeGregory]

<Pi_Duckeet>: ty*
<Pi_MykeGregory>: GG Duckett
<Pi_MykeGregory>: Duckeet*
<prolet>: hes still a duck
<prolet>: no matter how you put it

[X-Ray_Dog]

Beware of those who claim not to care about others' opinions. They are dangerous, abusive and needs to be controlled.

[paulmuaddibKA]

When getting blacklisted and asking to be unbanned because they say that they didn't hack and asked who it was in the demo:

Spoiler

You know what other meme goes really well with this joke? This one:

[X-Ray_Dog]

É exatamente a mesma coisa que mandar o cachorro não cagar no carpete, ELE NÃO TE ENTENDE!

Lmfao <3

[1Cap]

I agree mods are more lenient to there friends. I got banned for a stupid reason too awhile ago. Many people did what I had done but I wa the only one that was punished.

[Waffles]

you know it's bad when someone is agreeing with whopxer

[X-Ray_Dog]

[19:16:19] <+X-Ray_Dog> tf2 is updating
[19:16:27] <+prolet> im not playing atm
[19:16:29] <+prolet> but yea
[19:16:34] <+prolet> it updates quite often
[19:17:11] <@JoeSmith> see one great thing about ac, it never updates so you dont have to worry about that lol

[1Cap]

... Vai ler um livro, vai dar a bunda, vai pra escola porque você é ignorante demais. ...

[kleinkariert]

get over it

[Vanquish]

you know it's bad when someone is agreeing with whopxer

[Mr.OpTic]

Final comment from me cos reading the rubish from this noob is wasting minutes of my life that could be better spent doing just about anything.

"Is this really about 20 fekin warning points get a life you muppet!"

which means "fekin" ?

[|FOX|Exia]

[20:45] <+ChO|NotHere> Mudkipz is useing cable i think
[20:45] <+ChO|NotHere> since he has no wireless
[20:45] <+ChO|NotHere> >.>
[20:45] <+Mudkipz> im on my comp
[20:45] <+Mudkipz> xD
[20:46] <+Mudkipz> my dad turned the wireless off so im fucked till tomorrow
[20:47] <+ChO|NotHere> i want to skydive

completely on topic.

[bballn45]

you know it's bad when someone is agreeing with whopxer

you just did

[W@rr!0r]

When getting blacklisted and asking to be unbanned because they say that they didn't hack and asked who it was in the demo:

Spoiler

You know what other meme goes really well with this joke? This one:

LOL, that dog does use hax!!!

[Aekom]

127.0.0.1 is the laptop ip address can I get an exception if in blacklist range?

[D1551D3N7]

127.0.0.1 is the laptop ip address can I get an exception if in blacklist range?

BRILLIANT! Lol

[Ronald_Reagan]

http://forum.cubers.net/thread-5689-post...#pid104951

[Oracle]

Ah that was an enjoyable read.
Shame that thread got closed.

[paulmuaddibKA]

Thread Checking Private Messages

Yeah man.
Xenon's the complete opposite!
He cheats and busts cheats.

Who ya gonna call?
Cheatbusters!
* ShadowFlameZ makes a mental note to make an AC version of Ghostbusters, along with his sidelined plan to make AC Call Me Maybe...

I'd rather see an AC version of Ghost, Jorik on Xenon pottery scene

Me three. XD

[Link]

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<22:16:39> "TheSniper": there is no new version coming for assaut cube
<22:16:46> "TheSniper": its a fairy tale.

TS3 channel lulz.

[paulmuaddibKA]

Thread: What is your first name?

Being dunk as shit as usual I saw Andrew as the first post while my shut loaded and was dafuq! Not andrewfeng! Course his name is Andrew! Thankfully my awesomeness loaded the rest of the thread.

That's a long name you have there.

[paulmuaddibKA]

Filling tha place...

Seriously though, I will whip something up quickly to encourage more entries, and support this mapping contest.
Legit mapshot. It might look like a mentally challenged space invader now, but at least it won't be super generic. :3

LOL that looks like an alien with a mustache giving me the finger. no spaceinvader

Epic!

Bonus:

I can't open speedtest.net it's too very laggy

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and problem is i don't know internet provider.

Ask your mommy where she sends the dough for the internet.

dude, i ask my dad..my mom doesn't know internet..

Bonus 2 :
This whole thread.

[Orynge]

I though I would like to share with you guys the best trip I have made in my life, luckily for me, it was very recent and I still remember it as epic as it was, but, whats yours?

Boat trip to Christmas island

[Oracle]

<blazingrage> has there been any progress (with the new version)?
<blazingrage> lol
<BCFH|aerkefiende> how should there be any?

[Oracle]

Vanquish left w00p? So much for "i think ill be w00p for life"