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From "Bird lovers" thread:
(27 May 12, 07:07PM)Mael Wrote: Occasionally I must chase a few turkeys out of my yard. I have one of those yards with small gardens and other shit strewn about. Naturally the turkeys split up and run circles around these gardens making me look like a fool.
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27 May 12, 09:39PM
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After an epic rap battle on teamspeak...
<21:36:29>"Soulker": yo smarties has a fake dick so he eats a bunch of twix, he does himself with the licky hickey he doesnt know what it means so he has to look it up on the wiki
<21:37:08>"Soulker": what u talking bout me being sick, on ur profile u say ur 37 lets go webcam ur a fucked up little shit
<21:37:27>"Smarties": Soulkerat least I can read to understand wikipedia, ima push you over so you fall on this puddle of piss, and then say "I peed here"
<21:37:42>"Vanqu!sh-afk": lol soulker wins, last one was epic
<21:38:10>"rofl": i think in fact we all win for not taking part
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I can and will take all comers in a rap battle when in drunk.
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<21:38:10>"rofl": i think in fact we all win for not taking part
^This guy
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ninja: wut is cheater
Pi_MykeGregory: YOU. WISH!
\WuT/ExAnyone: haha^^
ninja: kick out wut
\WuT/Dam'sIF: Ninja. He doesnt cheat. stop -_-
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ninja: kick out wut
Pi_MykeGregory called a vote, kick ninja, reason: Cry baby
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Vote passed
Player ninja Disconected
Pi_MykeGregory: hahahahah
\WuT/Dam'sIF: haha :D
\WuT/Dam'sIF: Well done.
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RE: AC Client & Server Patch - SilverCloud Masterserver
(28 May 12, 08:08PM)tempest Wrote: What. The hell. Is this.
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(28 May 12, 10:31PM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: Hey, I dont know the answer, but I got two friends who do!
XD
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ShadowZ Wrote:You must be mature, you address people as "kid" .
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30 May 12, 01:29AM
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30 May 12, 06:57PM
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Heard this in game
Cow: Moo
Pi_MykeGregory: hahah!
(Later that game)
Cow changed his nickname to Cat
Cat: Meow
David: why follows me unarmed always?
Pi_MykeGregory: Did you what say?
David: Yeah
Pi_MykeGregory: ???
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(31 May 12, 04:31PM)Marti Wrote: (30 May 12, 11:20PM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: Sepher & Martin
Paul:
ability to spell both names correctly: 0/10
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31 May 12, 10:27PM
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I have this screen since a while :
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we all have different reasons to call a kick :p
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i dont come on ass for long time
Posted by BZE/A$$a$iN3 on October 18, 2009 at 8:53 AM
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(31 May 12, 04:54PM)ShadowFlameZ Wrote: (31 May 12, 04:31PM)Marti Wrote: (30 May 12, 11:20PM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: Sepher & Martin
Paul:
ability to spell both names correctly: 0/10
Man, the jokes on him...
Matin 0 - PaulMuadDivKA 1
And you get a -1 for not understanding either. So:
ShadovvFlames -1 PolMuadDibKA 2
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(30 May 12, 06:57PM)MykeGregory Wrote: Heard this in game
Cow: Moo
Pi_MykeGregory: hahah!
(Later that game)
Cow changed his nickname to Cat
Cat: Meow
Lol that was me
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01 Jun 12, 12:12AM
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Can Morgan Kewl erase my posts? Id give him permit!
(01 Jun 12, 12:08AM)Link Wrote: (30 May 12, 06:57PM)MykeGregory Wrote: Heard this in game
Cow: Moo
Pi_MykeGregory: hahah!
(Later that game)
Cow changed his nickname to Cat
Cat: Meow
Lol that was me That was soooooo cool,
LOLCOW
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[10:01] <+DES|GeneralDisarray> the "microsoft hates you, but still wants your money" edition
PS: he means windows vista basic.
Edit: Here's another one lOL
[10:23] <+DES|GeneralDisarray> let's hope it's not a system whore with 15 std's
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(04 Jun 12, 03:30AM)#M|A#Wolf Wrote: How much blood do you have in your alcoholstream?
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<22:46:33> "DamDam": i used to have like 8-10 cm w00t. Now i only have 1
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04 Jun 12, 11:25PM
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^Talking about the afro haircut i used to have :D
<02:27:14> "Vanqu!sh": sex is shit
<02:27:16> "Vanqu!sh": :)
<02:28:10> "Kahnii": no way sir
<02:28:17> "DamDam": kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
<02:28:18> "Vanqu!sh": it feels so bland
<02:28:23> "DamDam": Vanquish wtf O.o
<02:28:29> "DamDam": you dont like sex? ^^
<02:28:31> "Vanqu!sh": i'm not a virgin btw
<02:28:35> "Vanqu!sh": not especially
<02:28:36> "Vanqu!sh": its just
<02:28:38> "Vanqu!sh": like
<02:28:43> "Vanqu!sh": vaginas feel funny
<02:28:48> "Vanqu!sh": they tickle more than pleasure
<02:28:51> "DamDam": LMFAO kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
<02:28:53> "Kahnii": helicopter dick is my secound name
<02:40:01> "DamDam": hes typing one hand
<02:40:02> "Vanqu!sh": i have no girlfriend, fap fap fap
<02:40:04> "Vanqu!sh": LOL
<02:40:06> "Vanqu!sh": i do that sometimes
<02:40:08> "Vanqu!sh": not on ts tho
<15:00:19> "Cassie (not at home)": apparently my friend dilated 10cm
<15:00:21> "Cassie (not at home)": which is good
<15:00:26> "DamDam": KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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04 Jun 12, 11:30PM
(This post was last modified: 05 Jun 12, 01:19AM by Vanquish.)
@the 2nd to last quote: taken COMPLETELY out of context, it makes zero sense and just makes me seem weird unless you had read the previous things DamDam had said.
@the bottom quote: my friend is having a baby lol, and he was asking how long until she gave birth.
And yes, the first quote is real. ._.
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(04 Jun 12, 04:03AM)Mael Wrote: (04 Jun 12, 03:40AM)lucky Wrote: Bots are terrible even on the highest difficulty.
Play Sauer bots. They'll shit on your chest and laugh all the while.
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It's funny because it's true.
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06 Jun 12, 08:12PM
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(06 Jun 12, 04:47PM)ThePrinter Wrote: I played against this guy:
I tried to kick him, cause in my eyes it's an offensive name the person he wanted to be did to many terrible things.. the vote ended 7 - 4 and he didn't got kicked.
what do you guys think? (06 Jun 12, 04:57PM)RealViking Wrote: if a democratic vote ends 7-4 and fails you should accept that, we don't all share the same political opinions Clearly...
http://forum.cubers.net/thread-1-post-92...l#pid92728
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If a democratic vote ends 7-4 and fails that leads me to accept that everyone shares the belief of democracy. Assuming the server had exactly 11 clients (quite proud of that word). If not then perhaps (that's two!) we should all accept that we don't all share the same political opinions - that some people don't believe their opinion counts, or that some people believe their opinion counts more than others so they found a way of voting multiple times.
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(06 Jun 12, 08:12PM)MykeGregory Wrote: ...
kay we get it, you hate realviking.
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democracy do not let 12 years old people vote.
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(07 Jun 12, 01:41AM)Cemer Wrote: (06 Jun 12, 08:12PM)MykeGregory Wrote: ... kay we get it, you hate realviking. Really? I wouldn't have guessed.
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(06 Jun 12, 09:20PM)Hellspell Wrote: If a democratic vote ends 7-4 and fails that leads me to accept that everyone shares the belief of democracy. Assuming the server had exactly 11 clients (quite proud of that word). If not then perhaps (that's two!) we should all accept that we don't all share the same political opinions - that some people don't believe their opinion counts, or that some people believe their opinion counts more than others so they found a way of voting multiple times. Political views? lol. I just sigh thinking what am I doing in a server with 10 year old dense, brain-delayed retards that can't tell a cheater/teamkiller/etc in front of their face and I end up leaving the server from frustration.
Edit: After reading this some minutes later, I realized I sounded a bit too harsh perhaps. I was directing my post to people that know how to vote but just can't care enough to use their brain, not the newcomers that just lack knowledge regarding the voting system.
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