The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[eftertanke]

<Gibstick> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Date.png
<Gibstick> look at how queer Canada is

[MusicMan10]

The truth is revealed.

[14:09] <carl_glass_original> yes i am bogan

[Fate]

[13:17] <+Darkside_> jk ily <3
[13:17] <JoeSmith> lol
[13:18] <JoeSmith> shh.....
[13:18] <+Darkside_> xD
[13:20] <Fate> waitwut...
[13:20] <Fate> dark is...bisexual....?
[13:20] <Fate> righto
[13:21] <JoeSmith> he likes my butt
[13:21] <JoeSmith> its plump
[13:22] <Fate> o_O
[13:22] <Fate> dammit joe, thanks for giving me a sick image in my head
[13:22] <Fate> =.=
[13:26] <JoeSmith> lol
[13:26] <JoeSmith> you wanna touch it
[13:26] <JoeSmith> lol
[13:26] <+Darkside_> what fate?
[13:26] <+Darkside_> I AM NOT BISEXUAL
[13:27] <+Darkside_> =.=

[X-Ray_Dog]

It's a bad sign when you have to reload your knife...

[V-Man]

I've heard that the TI-89 might not be able to run as a server but it will plot a mean graph for you of team killing douches over time, by applying inverse retard logic function.

[eftertanke]

ShadowFlameZ was kicked from #assaultcube by Gibstick [Gibstick]
<ShadowFlameZ> gibstick why'd you kick me
<Gibstick> cause someone had to be kicked

[Duckett]

Noob : How do i level up in this game?
Me : type /quit it's a cheat to get you to level 100
Noob : /quit right?
Me : Yes it's easier
Noob : If you say so
Me: kk do it
Noob :/quit
Player Noob Disconnected

[eftertanke]

[00:19] <FooD_> Quinnw I love you
[00:19] <quinnw> No
[00:19] <FooD_> quinnw I love you
[00:19] <quinnw> No
[00:20] <FooD_> yes
[00:20] <quinnw> No
[00:20] <FooD_> I do
[00:20] <quinnw> No
[00:20] <FooD_> YES
[00:20] <quinnw> No
[00:20] <FooD_> DONT AVOID ME
[00:20] <quinnw> No
[00:20] <FooD_> I LOVE YOU
[00:21] <FooD_> quinnw
[00:21] <FooD_> I love you
[00:21] <quinnw> No
[00:21] <FooD_> yes
[00:21] <quinnw> No
[00:21] <FooD_> yes
[00:21] <quinnw> No
[00:21] <FooD_> yes
[00:21] <quinnw> No
[00:21] <FooD_> yes
[00:21] <quinnw> No
[00:22] <FooD_> yes
[00:22] <quinnw> No
[00:22] <quinnw> No
[00:22] <quinnw> No
[00:22] <FooD_> yes
[00:22] <quinnw> No
[00:22] <FooD_> yes
[00:22] <quinnw> No
[00:22] <FooD_> yes
[00:22] <FooD_> yes
[00:22] <FooD_> yes
[00:22] <quinnw> No
[00:22] <FooD_> yes
[00:22] <quinnw> No
[00:22] <FooD_> yes
[00:22] <quinnw> No
[00:22] <FooD_> yes
[00:22] <quinnw> No
[00:22] <FooD_> yes
[00:22] <quinnw> No
[00:22] <FooD_> yes
[00:22] <quinnw> No
[00:22] <FooD_> yes
[00:22] <quinnw> Yes
[00:22] <FooD_> yes
[00:22] <FooD_> :D
[00:22] <quinnw> Fail
[00:22] <quinnw> No
[00:23] <FooD_> no you said yes
[00:23] <quinnw> No
[00:23] <FooD_> GhostE_
[00:23] <FooD_> I love you

Ah the swift speed at which young love moves.

[Fate]

[17:47] <Fate> go complain to jamz
[17:47] <Fate> or something
[17:47] <whopxer> im suprised i have never been BL* yet lol
[17:48] <Fate> i'd be delighted
[17:48] <Fate> :P
[17:48] <whopxer> i have been a dick for 2 1/2 years now
[17:48] <whopxer> shut up Fate
[17:48] <Fate> rofl
[17:48] <whopxer> stupid ausie
[17:48] <@JoeSmith> well if you spam our IRc like you did a couple of hours ago, ill ban you from this IRC
[17:48] <@Darkside_> whens your aniversary whopxer?
[17:48] <whopxer> aniversary?
[17:48] <whopxer> for 3 years?
[17:48] <@Darkside_> for being a dick
[17:49] <@JoeSmith> haha dark
[17:49] <whopxer> on my next birthday
[17:49] <@Darkside_> oh, congrats in advance

*BL = blacklist

[Huntsman]

[18:22] <Orynge> I did some guy called PriceChubby today...

[Neon]

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I joined the server and found this convo and thought it was funny and brought it here I blacked names for privacy. Enjoy it!

[Neon]

Best comeback ever!



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[Darkbee]

Whenever I run my servers everything electronic in my house shuts down phones, computers, ps3, ect.
I need help telling me what the problem is can anyone help me?

Awesome (in best AC voicecom voice)

[Dark$aint]

* Me-and-you is not gay...he's just curious.
<sn1p3r_sh0t> not? xD
<sn1p3r_sh0t> nah just joking :D
<MajHillis> Ooh ooh
<MajHillis> We're no strangers to love
<MajHillis> You know the rules and so do I
<MajHillis> A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
<MajHillis> You wouldn't get this from any other guy
<MajHillis> I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
<MajHillis> Gotta make you understand
<MajHillis> Never gonna give you up
<MajHillis> Never gonna let you down
<MajHillis> Never gonna run around and desert you
<MajHillis> Never gonna make you cry
<MajHillis> Never gonna say goodbye
<sn1p3r_sh0t> someone kick him
<MajHillis> Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
<MajHillis> We've known each other for so long
<MajHillis> Your heart's been aching but
<MajHillis> You're too shy to say it
<sn1p3r_sh0t> someone kick him!!!!
<MajHillis> Inside we both know what's been going on
* waffles has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<MajHillis> We know the game and we're gonna play it
<MajHillis> And if you ask me how I'm feeling
* LlamaDemon removes channel operator status from MajHillis
<JamJam> majhillis what song are u singing?
* LlamaDemon gives voice to MajHillis
<MajHillis> Never gonna give you up
<Me-and-you> woah.
<sn1p3r_sh0t> were all rickrolld
<MajHillis> Never gonna let you down
<MajHillis> Never gonna run around and desert you
<MajHillis> Never gonna make you cry
<sn1p3r_sh0t> tOMG
<MajHillis> Never gonna say goodbye
<sn1p3r_sh0t> tALL OF US
<MajHillis> :D
* LlamaDemon has kicked MajHillis from #=SA= (MajHillis)
<sn1p3r_sh0t> RICK ROLLD
<sn1p3r_sh0t> NOOOO
<JamJam> xD
* MajHillis ([email protected]) has joined #=SA=
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to MajHillis
<sn1p3r_sh0t> OMFG
<JamJam> majhillis what song are u singing?
<LlamaDemon> :D
<Me-and-you> ChanServ Attack!!!!!!!
<MajHillis> lolol
<JamJam> ??
<sn1p3r_sh0t> HE RICKROLLED US
<sn1p3r_sh0t> NOOOOOOOO!!!!
<Me-and-you> withouts the vid...
<JamJam> what is rickrolled?
<sn1p3r_sh0t> xD
<Me-and-you> This must go on AC quotes
<MajHillis> google it
<MajHillis> aye it should
<MajHillis> :D
<sn1p3r_sh0t> lolol
<JamJam> oh maj
<JamJam> DIE POTATO!
<sn1p3r_sh0t> he rickrolld us :( so sad

IRC rickroll'd....

[Oracle]

* NightHawkd ([email protected]) has joined #=RM=
* ChanServ gives voice to NightHawkd
<JamJam> -addbadword *rofl*
<NightHawkd> thanks
<NightHawkd> rofl
* SpamServ has kicked NightHawkd from #=RM= (Badword "*rofl*" has been found in channel message.)
<JamJam> dont look at me
<Maj> LOL
<JamJam> LOL!
* NightHawkd ([email protected]) has joined #=RM=
* ChanServ gives voice to NightHawkd
<NightHawkd> XD
<JamJam> LOL nite :D
<ShadowZ> -addbadword *XD*
-SpamServ- The badword *XD* has been added to the badword list of channel #=RM=.
<JamJam> u made my night :D
<NightHawkd> -deletebadword *rofl*
* SpamServ has kicked NightHawkd from #=RM= (Badword "*rofl*" has been found in channel message.)
<JamJam> nonononononono not x and the d
* NightHawkd ([email protected]) has joined #=RM=
* ChanServ gives voice to NightHawkd
<NightHawkd> lol
* SpamServ has kicked NightHawkd from #=RM= (Badword "*lol*" has been found in channel message.)
* NightHawkd ([email protected]) has joined #=RM=
* ChanServ gives voice to NightHawkd
* SpamServ sets ban on *!*@c-69-140-11-193.hsd1.md.comcast.net
* SpamServ has kicked NightHawkd from #=RM= (Join flooding the channel is against the channel rules.)
<JamJam> ...
<Maj> LOL!
<JamJam> !delban NightHawkd
* ChanServ removes ban on *!*@c-69-140-11-193.hsd1.md.comcast.net
<JamJam> come baaaaaaaaaaaack
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* ChanServ gives voice to NightHawkd
<NightHawkd> thanks
<ShadowZ> yavelcome
<NightHawkd> <3
<NightHawkd> dammit
<ShadowZ> wut
<NightHawkd> i cant r.o.f.l
<ShadowZ> yeah u can
<JamJam> lol
<ShadowZ> we deleted it
<NightHawkd> rofl
* SpamServ has kicked NightHawkd from #=RM= (Badword "*rofl*" has been found in channel message.)
<Maj> FAIL
<JamJam> lolololololol!!!!!!!!1
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* ChanServ gives voice to NightHawkd
<NightHawkd> fags
<NightHawkd> knew i shouldnt of listened =/
<ShadowZ> <3 u
<Maj> lol
<JamJam> lol shad
<NightHawkd> r.o.f.l
<JamJam> lol maj
<NightHawkd> stfu
<ShadowZ> -addbadword *r.o.f.l*
-SpamServ- The badword *r.o.f.l* has been added to the badword list of channel #=RM=.
<JamJam> fayul
<NightHawkd> -addbadword *ShadowZ*
<Maj> lol
<JamJam> max of 20
<ShadowZ> nope
<NightHawkd> dammmit
<NightHawkd> wow
<NightHawkd> why did it not give me op?
<ShadowZ> lol
<NightHawkd> seriously this channel is being gay atm (I dont mean u guys)
<JamJam> dont blame the channel :o
<NightHawkd> r.o.f.l
* SpamServ has kicked NightHawkd from #=RM= (Badword "*r.o.f.l*" has been found in channel message.)
<ShadowZ> we took away your op lol
* NightHawkd ([email protected]) has joined #=RM=
* ChanServ gives voice to NightHawkd
<JamJam> LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<NightHawkd> ima just stop talking in here =/
* SpamServ has kicked NightHawkd from #=RM= (Badword "*=/*" has been found in channel message.)
<ShadowZ> LOL!
* NightHawkd ([email protected]) has joined #=RM=
* ChanServ gives voice to NightHawkd
<NightHawkd> ok i give up
<NightHawkd> bb
<JamJam> lmfao dude XD
* NightHawkd ([email protected]) has left #=RM=

(sorry if this is too long)

[Bukz]

GG AC

[a_slow_old_man]

<DrauL>im from New Zealand
<DrauL>i like SHEEP
<DrauL>:)
<DES|Woolly>you guys REALLY like sheep
<DES|Woolly>just sayin'
<DrauL>We do.

<DrauL>my hair is like brow
<DES|Woolly>so we're not gingers
<DES|Woolly>our souls are small, but are there.

[V-Man]

Nice job! Practicing with bots is a good idea, because they have aimbot just like people online because they have excellent aim, which is required in OSOK.

[Orynge]

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[22:47] <@Huntsman> I just modded most of my miscellaneous folder on my laptop
[22:47] <@Huntsman> holy shit
[22:47] <@Huntsman> I actually spelt miscellaneuous right

[V-Man]

I give up on being "secretive"
My true identity

You really think that's going to work? Come on! We all know you're smoking it up with Elvis and Hendrix somewhere just 5 miles outside the New Mexico border.... Mr PRESIDENT!

P.S. Is it true that Walt Disney gets thawed out from time to time and joins in the action?

...
yes, now-adays he is mostly pretty chill and hangin wit us folks.

[eftertanke]

http://forum.cubers.net/thread-1719.html

epic fail.

Nominated for biggest fail thread of 2011. That's pretty sad, considering it's not even February yet :)

[#M|A#Wolf]

http://forum.cubers.net/thread-1719.html

epic fail.

Nominated for biggest fail thread of 2011. That's pretty sad, considering it's not even February yet :)

I WILL beat that record!

Get ready for the most stupid/retarded/fail-ish/useless/crap thread ever in some weeks...

[Fate]

[17:28] <JoeSmith> im jsut trying to get hype to a certain place to where we could take pictures of our penises ( crips baby penis ) and send it to another clans forum and they know we are joking.
[17:28] <+Fate> wtflol
[17:29] <JoeSmith> you get what i mean fate
[17:29] <@ikljo> HAHAHA
[17:29] <@ikljo> IDK about you, they might think yours is a joke, but when they see mine, they know im packing a serious punch

lol.

[Huntsman]

Join a beginner level clan like woop, and learn a bit there first.

[Orynge]

http://forum.cubers.net/thread-1719.html

epic fail.

Nominated for biggest fail thread of 2011. That's pretty sad, considering it's not even February yet :)

That thread was from 2010...

[Huntsman]

[23:48]<[ausD]DrauL> mate you got it all wrong, we need killstreaks
[23:48]<@Orynge> Yeah, because an RVSF getting a chopper gunner on ac_mines would do a lot

[Syntax]

<Drakas> dude wat
<Shorty> dude wat
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<Majikal> what dude?
<Drakas> dude wat
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<Drakas> what is that
<Syntaxed> dude wat
<Drakas> dude wat
<Dr_Undead_MD> wat dude
<Wawa|zzzz> what???
<Majikal> stfu
<Drakas> dude wat
<Wawa|zzzz> what?
<Drakas> dude wat
<Drakas> is dat
<Shorty> dude wat
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<Majikal> dad is the best command on irc
<Shorty> dude wat
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<Majikal> !kick Drakas Shorty Syntaxed
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<Shorty> ahahaha
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<Drakas> kkk
<Shorty> dude wat
<Drakas> dude wat
<Drakas> xD
<Drakas> D:
<Drakas> xD
<Drakas> dude wat
<Majikal> STFU CUNTS
<Drakas> k
<Drakas> dude
<Shorty> wat
<Drakas> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[titiPT]

[20:36] <pacee> ud boh2?
[22:03] <titi> ?
[22:04] <pacee> hy kirai ud boh2?
[22:08] <titi> ih ja dkf
[22:09] <pacee> gi mn?
[22:10] <pacee> hlo
[22:29] <titi> htnd
[22:29] <titi> vgh
[22:29] <titi> uu
[22:29] <pacee> y,main kesini yuk
[22:38] <pacee> main yuk
[22:38] <pacee> hloooooooooo
[22:44] <titi> mu?
[22:45] <titi> mrde=?
[22:45] <titi> aa!
[22:45] <titi> luliop!
[22:45] <pacee> main ke bandung yuk
[22:54] <titi> oh, so you're gay right?
[22:55] <pacee> yyy

[eftertanke]

That thread was from 2010...

Ouch... Oops.

[jamz]

I remember my first week of photoshop, I would........... Hey look a bird.