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15 Apr 12, 05:40PM (This post was last modified: 16 Apr 12, 07:49AM by jamz.)
some nsfw stuff in this quote, so open at your own discretion (can't ban me for this shit this time). Looks like Wigger Deuce found a way to get their message heard despite all their various bans.

<3 mm10 + Gibarix <3

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15 Apr 12, 05:44PM (This post was last modified: 16 Apr 12, 07:50AM by jamz.)
(15 Apr 12, 05:40PM)Habluka Wrote: some nsfw stuff in this quote, so open at your own discretion (can't ban me for this shit this time). Looks like Wigger Deuce found a way to get their message heard despite all their various bans.

<3 mm10 + Gibarix <3

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so much swag
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15 Apr 12, 07:12PM (This post was last modified: 15 Apr 12, 07:13PM by D1551D3N7.)
Someone who I forgot: "How do u get so many headshots?"
D1551D3N7: "I aim for the head..."
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16 Apr 12, 02:21AM (This post was last modified: 16 Apr 12, 07:50AM by jamz.)
(15 Apr 12, 05:40PM)Habluka Wrote: some nsfw stuff in this quote, so open at your own discretion (can't ban me for this shit this time). Looks like Wigger Deuce found a way to get their message heard despite all their various bans.

<3 mm10 + Gibarix <3

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16 Apr 12, 06:25AM
[17:14] <+feng> insert-adult-site-URL-here.com
[17:14] <+Waffles> i see feng finally discovered his penis
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16 Apr 12, 06:54AM
(16 Apr 12, 02:21AM)ikljo Wrote:
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that will stop them!!!
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16 Apr 12, 10:01AM
(15 Apr 12, 11:33AM)jamz Wrote: This is you. It's a 3 month ban which will be removed on 10 July.
(15 Apr 12, 07:57PM)jefealds Wrote: I was banned for being an expert on the knife?

I lol'd ^^
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20 Apr 12, 02:10AM
(20 Apr 12, 01:16AM)|FOX|Exia Wrote: You try to edit your house by jumping up and finding outlined squares.

I laughed out loud.
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20 Apr 12, 08:03PM
you know you've played AC too much...
(20 Apr 12, 07:47PM)Pi_Halo Wrote: When you see Exoduss posting screenshots of his maps and clan match wins on your refrigerator
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21 Apr 12, 02:26PM (This post was last modified: 21 Apr 12, 02:36PM by Vanquish.)
<14:25:36> "MeLonE": you faield
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22 Apr 12, 05:06AM
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[21:04:58] <@Waffles> hey H34DHUNT3R :D
[21:05:03] <@Waffles> just recently
[21:05:11] <@Waffles> it was good B}Ronald_Reagan ty
[21:05:33] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> Good :D
[21:05:45] <@Waffles> girl has that ghetto booty
[21:05:48] <H34DHUNT3R> ooo
[21:05:50] <@Waffles> i'm a sucker for that ghetto booty
[21:05:54] <@Waffles> ya know what i'm sayin
[21:05:58] <@Waffles> ?
[21:06:08] <@Waffles> yeah, you know what i'm sayin'
[21:06:12] <@sgtd> chocolatey
[21:06:17] <@Waffles> no
[21:06:23] <@Waffles> more like macadamia nut
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22 Apr 12, 06:16AM (This post was last modified: 23 Apr 12, 07:27PM by Oracle.)
(22 Apr 12, 02:05AM)Mystered Wrote:
(21 Apr 12, 02:03PM)sNeSs Wrote: I know now that Speedhack is for noobs and im ashamed of it that i used it.

Now hes gonna use wallhack


(23 Apr 12, 10:55AM)tempest Wrote:
(23 Apr 12, 10:34AM)PERROS Wrote: English English!!!!
Look who's talking ;)
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25 Apr 12, 06:53AM
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25 Apr 12, 04:04PM
as a reply to MK's help request thread:

(25 Apr 12, 01:41PM)Delaboz Wrote: Hi, u can find some of what u need here http://wiki.cubers.net/action/view/List_of_clans

1-Clan tag - Full name (u find it in the link above)
2- Top 5 players (u need to go to each clan website which u find the websites in the link above, after u go to the website some clans put their Top 5 players)
3- Favorite weps, map/mode (hmm. i don't think there is something like that, but their is FAV for each player (Map,mode,weapon...)
4- Comment or two on their style ( u find it in their website in About us, Who we are....)
5- i Don't care or don't know
Others- u can find members in the wiki or clan websites

and u r welcome :)
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26 Apr 12, 08:45AM
Quote:Bukz Wrote:
jamz is ugly
Jamz Wrote:
That must be why your mum made me wear a bag on my head.

yeeeessssssss
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26 Apr 12, 03:12PM
(26 Apr 12, 02:15PM)Marti Wrote: *insert bitch and moan*


thats how u like it right? :)
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27 Apr 12, 03:26PM
(27 Apr 12, 08:55AM)CharlyMurphie Wrote: Asscheddarsayswut

Oh wait I know the answer

04:05:30: <B}Murph> Asscheddarsayswut
04:05:56: <Xenon> wut
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28 Apr 12, 04:55PM
(28 Apr 12, 11:32AM)M__Stayla Wrote:
(27 Apr 12, 09:13PM)XKluTcHM0nSt3RX Wrote: Marti your thread's are the gayest threads that anyone makes here. Hope you feel proud for clogging up the forum with these useless threads.

ShadowFlameZ Wrote:Wait...wasn't that you?
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#1,429
29 Apr 12, 01:31AM (This post was last modified: 29 Apr 12, 02:01AM by Vanquish.)
EDIT: Deleted because Kahnii and DamDam raged the fuck out of me in teamspeak. Nevertheless I still found the logs extraordinarily hilarious.
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29 Apr 12, 01:43AM (This post was last modified: 29 Apr 12, 02:04AM by DamDam.)
EDIT: Removed because Kahnii is a duck, and he has some logs that aren't in my advantage :P
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29 Apr 12, 01:56AM
dont lie sick guys!
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#1,432
29 Apr 12, 08:56AM (This post was last modified: 29 Apr 12, 08:56AM by jamz.)
I'm vaguely interested in what went on above...

(28 Apr 12, 01:32PM)Xenon Wrote: Vanguard, I want the smg better, I used SMG all of 1.0 I used SMG start of 1.1, I still use SMG but not as much because AR is better...

Are you really that stupid? I plan on using smg next version, I wanted to use it this version etc.

(28 Apr 12, 01:43PM)Xenon Wrote: Nightmare, you smg fanboi...
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01 May 12, 04:10PM
(01 May 12, 04:01PM)Noobicus Wrote: The people who think you are still enjoying this shit, I feel sorry for you or think you need serious help.
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03 May 12, 02:47AM
(03 May 12, 01:03AM)EnTy Wrote: LAG is not because of the Internet stupid!
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03 May 12, 10:33AM
Quote:<Daithi> winning is all that matters, everything else is losing
<Daithi> there are only two states of being on the internet, win or fail
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#1,436
03 May 12, 08:19PM
(03 May 12, 03:44PM)EnTy Wrote: me and my cousin played so clean that we banished the world
how much epic can you get?

kinda stealing titi's quote but it deserves to be here.
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#1,437
03 May 12, 11:20PM
In English everything is easier to say.
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#1,438
04 May 12, 12:49AM (This post was last modified: 04 May 12, 08:44PM by Nightmare.)
(03 May 12, 11:20PM)YesWeCamp Wrote: In English everything is easier to say.
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LMAO


#pbclan IRC topic/news Wrote:Droid finally got his goal of 100 kills on shine || Nightmare finally got five kills on shine, woot! || Reagan finally got a kill, wooo!
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05 May 12, 02:35PM
(05 May 12, 12:36PM)Mael Wrote:
(05 May 12, 12:21AM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: I beat you all with my eyes closed.

That's because you're dreaming.
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05 May 12, 11:30PM (This post was last modified: 07 May 12, 10:13PM by Vanquish.)
Edited because yopa raged at me.

lol everyone rages
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