The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
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VenteX Wrote:Am I the only one that sort of hates tools.cfg? I mean, I thought I already had my CubeScript learned and whatnot, then V-Man has to come along an be like "Aha! Now I have a bajillion new CubeScript commands that I know about and not you!"
Lantry Wrote:yeah, that is probably v-man's evil plot to stay the top scripter: keep making new ways to script so that everyone has to learn them.
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[17:22] <SKB> i'm from pakistan
[17:22] <SKB> :|
[17:22] <aaron_> I'm from South Africa
[17:22] <SuprSnipr> Are you black...........
[17:22] <aaron_> No
[17:23] <SuprSnipr> no I was talking to SKB
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<Al1ve> hi
<CicloN_> i can't believe it
<CicloN_> undead left
<Al1ve> tell :d
<CicloN_> 30 min ago
<Al1ve> huh?
<CicloN_> !!!!
<CicloN_> irc
<CicloN_> -.-
<Al1ve> oNe?
<Al1ve> OH
<CicloN_> no irc
<CicloN_> who is akay
=-= Mode #one-chat +o Al1ve by CicloN_
<Al1ve> dunno akay
<Al1ve> brother of okay
<Al1ve> obrigado meu amigo
<13:39:46> "CicloN": how to say "suck my dick" in german
<13:39:49> "Huntsman": alive ist ein pornostar
<13:39:57> ".Al!ve''": ist er auch
<13:40:04> "Newbie": lutsch meinen schwanz
<13:40:17> "CicloN": cool
<15:36:18> "Ver/\/\I": talk on your microphone?
<15:36:18> "CicloN": no
<15:36:22> "Castiel": DANTIT
<15:36:22> "CicloN": i dont have one
<15:36:25> "Castiel": DANGIT
<15:36:31> "Castiel": WORSE DAY OF LIFE
<15:36:34> "CicloN": but im going to get one
<15:36:36> "Castiel": :D
<15:36:37> "Castiel": Get 2
<15:36:44> "CicloN": nah im too poor
<15:36:44> "Castiel": 2x the quality
<15:36:49> "Ver/\/\I": get 3
<15:36:52> "Ver/\/\I": 3x the quality
<15:36:54> "CicloN": lol
<15:36:57> "Castiel": But after 3
<15:36:59> "Castiel": It stops going up
<15:37:03> "Castiel": So don't waste your money on 4
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"Boy_George fragged George_Michaels"
unpleasant thoughts filled my head after seeing that come up
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[20:52:58]    <Brahma>    it is all your fault, Gibstick
[20:53:44]    <jamz>    balls
[20:53:50]    <--|    jamz has left #assaultcube (laterz...)
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(19 Apr 11, 02:19PM)Hellspell Wrote: "Boy_George fragged George_Michaels"
unpleasant thoughts filled my head after seeing that come up

"Boy_George splattered George_Michaels"
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Connected : Ant
DucKett : "Ant, stop Torturing me"
Player Ant disconnected
DucKett : "That worked"
Connected : Ant
DucKett : "Or not ..."
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[11:07pm] Foo: I am iPod
[11:07pm] Foo: mad?
[11:07pm] kchub: I am kitkat
[11:07pm] kchub: wat do?
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16:40 CicloN_ What is BME
16:41 CicloN_ What is BME
16:41 CicloN_ What is BME
16:41 CicloN_ answer my question
16:41 YourSister BME is a clan
16:41 CicloN_ wrong
16:41 titi lol
16:41 CicloN_ It's a porn house
16:41 titi TRICKY QUESTION IS TRICKY
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16:42 YourSister melone had 3.0 ratio and the others negative ratio
16:43 titi negative ratio?
16:43 titi <0???!!?!?!?!?!!!
16:43 titi OMGOMGOMG
16:43 YourSister i mean, under 1 noob
16:43 titi YOU'RE A PART OF IT TOO
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(20 Apr 11, 02:18AM)Mael Wrote: "Boy_George splattered George_Michaels"

"Boy_George headshot George_Michaels"
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post the thing about the analog bathroom, i missed it
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It was something like:

titi: I WILL HACK YOUR BATHROOM
Zarj: YOU CAN'T, IT IS ANALOG
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[23:25] * Quits: eQ|Viper
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[23:25] * Joins: eQ|Viper
[23:25] <eQ|Viper> lol pressed wrong button!
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I don't normally post quotes, nor do I normally quote myself.

Quote:[11:35] <RandumKiwi> yarr, hey pwnage- ...watch this:
[11:35] <RandumKiwi> !8ball are you a cat?
[11:35] <ChanServ> RandumKiwi: Meow, I'm a cat!
[11:35] <RandumKiwi> !8ball Can you meow like a cat?
[11:35] <ChanServ> RandumKiwi: It is decidedly so.
[11:36] <RandumKiwi> wheee!
[11:36] <pwnage-> :D Good for you!
[11:36] <RandumKiwi> !8ball meow, you're a cat!
[11:36] <ChanServ> RandumKiwi: Are you mad?!
[11:36] <RandumKiwi> !8ball but you told me, you're a cat?
[11:36] <ChanServ> RandumKiwi: Absolutely not.
[11:36] <RandumKiwi> !8ball did you lie to me?
[11:36] <ChanServ> RandumKiwi: It is decidedly so.
[11:36] <RandumKiwi> !8ball i can't believe you broke my trust like that.
[11:36] <ChanServ> RandumKiwi: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
[11:37] <RandumKiwi> !8ball you're so rude, I hate you.
[11:37] <ChanServ> RandumKiwi: No.
[11:37] <RandumKiwi> !8ball what do you mean no?
[11:37] <ChanServ> RandumKiwi: No.
[11:37] <RandumKiwi> !8ball GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!
[11:37] <ChanServ> RandumKiwi: Not on your life.
[11:37] * RandumKiwi runs away.
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ahhh, I remember the good old days when TSOR would post his conversations with 8ball. I kinda miss that. But kinda not. It's complicated.
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Quote:[00:08] <+eQ|Gibarix> ugh im moody i feel like a woman
Quote:[00:00] <Misty> when my sister isn't home to make me lag
[00:00] <eQ|Lantry> oic, since you are a girl you blame it on your sister instead of your brother
[00:01] <Thrawn> lol
[00:01] <Misty> if i had a brother, i'd probably blame him too
[00:01] <Misty> but my sister lives in another state, and she doesnt have internet. so when she's here, she'll download the whole internet to make it up
the whole internet? orly?
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Brazil has states?
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(23 Apr 11, 07:53AM)Duckett Wrote: VenteX : VentHaveADateWithMyeX
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(23 Apr 11, 03:11PM)V-Man Wrote:
(23 Apr 11, 07:53AM)Duckett Wrote: VenteX : VentHaveADateWithMyeX

Didn't think that was good enough to quote.
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[23:27] <@RandumKiwi> that's what happens when you mess with beiber
[23:27] <@RandumKiwi> he gets all gay and makes a mess on your desktop.
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Frag says: 'can u take ur snipe like us?'
burp{TyD} says: 'i can try'
Frag says: 'no i ok i leave'
disconnected client Frag cn 2, 449 seconds played, score saved
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(24 Apr 11, 06:51AM)|BC|Wolf Wrote: [Image: analpanda-to-the-rescue.jpg?imageSize=Me...panda-rape]
That's what I think of every time I see APanda in IRC. XD
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<Nibiru> i can suck my own dick
<Pweaks> good for you
<Nibiru> Pweaks: Jealous?
<Nibiru> I took Yoga classes just for that
<Pweaks> not really
<Nibiru> yeah after about 3 weeks i just managed to finally do it today
<Pweaks> I heard that if you remove couple of bones you can manage to do it too
<Nibiru> feels really strange to cum in your own face though
<Nibiru> then again, the best part isn't giving yourself a blowjob
<Nibiru> it's the fact you can go around announcing you can suck your own dick
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(06 Apr 11, 01:55AM)eftertanke Wrote: Can't and wont even try are different things.

Kind of old, but still words of wisdom.
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[Image: tookoffmyshirt.jpg]
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Quote:[20:26] * Foo ([email protected]) has joined #iod-clan
[20:26] * ChanServ sets mode +v Foo for #iod-clan
[20:26] <+Foo> lol
[20:26] * Foo was kicked by SpamServ ([email protected]) Reason (Badword "lol" has been found in channel message.)
[20:27] * Foo ([email protected]) has joined #iod-clan
[20:27] * ChanServ sets mode +v Foo for #iod-clan
[20:27] <+Foo> Huntsman
[20:27] * Foo was kicked by SpamServ ([email protected]) Reason (Badword "*hunts*" has been found in channel message.)
[20:27] * Foo ([email protected]) has joined #iod-clan
[20:27] * ChanServ sets mode +v Foo for #iod-clan
[20:27] * Foo ([email protected]) has left #iod-clan
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(26 Apr 11, 11:28AM)Orynge Wrote:
Quote:[20:26] * Foo ([email protected]) has joined #iod-clan
[20:26] * ChanServ sets mode +v Foo for #iod-clan
[20:26] <+Foo> lol
[20:26] * Foo was kicked by SpamServ ([email protected]) Reason (Badword "lol" has been found in channel message.)
[20:27] * Foo ([email protected]ge) has joined #iod-clan
[20:27] * ChanServ sets mode +v Foo for #iod-clan
[20:27] <+Foo> Huntsman
[20:27] * Foo was kicked by SpamServ ([email protected]) Reason (Badword "*hunts*" has been found in channel message.)
[20:27] * Foo ([email protected]) has joined #iod-clan
[20:27] * ChanServ sets mode +v Foo for #iod-clan
[20:27] * Foo ([email protected]) has left #iod-clan

#iod-clan is a fucking joke

Vermi: FOO KING OF THE GYPSIES
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(27 Apr 11, 02:43PM)SovietAk47 Wrote: try smasch ur head more and more ;)
For sure u will be after that clever))
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I know this isn't related to AC, but this is offtopic eh?

Quote: msksw 10:29 pm
hii
bukizzle316 10:29 pm
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msksw 10:29 pm
hey there whats up?
bukizzle316 10:29 pm
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msksw 10:30 pm
oh ok cool i just got out of the shower i feel so much better
bukizzle316 10:30 pm
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msksw 10:30 pm
im actually about to get on cam would you like to come and watch?
bukizzle316 10:30 pm
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msksw 10:30 pm
ok super!
bukizzle316 10:30 pm
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msksw 10:30 pm
i have my cam on this website to keep kids from watching me cause i get very naught sometimes. is that ok with you?
bukizzle316 10:30 pm
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msksw 10:30 pm
k babe go here [URLSNIPPED] its my profile. then click the accept invite button
bukizzle316 10:30 pm
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msksw 10:31 pm
then you have to sign up to watch me but its quick and simple ok?
bukizzle316 10:31 pm
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msksw 10:31 pm
also one more thing. it asks for a credit card but dont worry. its FREE. its just to verify your age
bukizzle316 10:31 pm
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msksw 10:31 pm
just let me know when your done babe and ill give you my username ok?
bukizzle316 10:31 pm
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msksw 10:31 pm
mk babe.
bukizzle316 10:31 pm
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msksw 10:32 pm
you done yet?
bukizzle316 10:32 pm
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msksw 10:32 pm
k when your logged in search for CuteSexyKaty then click view cam
bukizzle316 10:32 pm
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msksw 10:32 pm
hurry babe ill be waiting :)
bukizzle316 10:32 pm
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u mad AIM bot developer?
msksw 10:33 pm
no im not a bot i hate them
bukizzle316 10:33 pm
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yea u mad

TL;DR: Noob AOL instant messanger bot tried haxzoring me, I trolled the developer of said bot.
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(28 Apr 11, 09:26PM)V-Wifey Wrote: I even held the Shift key with my tongue to get the !!! points, it was totally rad.

I nearly tried this, then realized that there are probably over 9000 different diseases I could catch from my keyboard. XD
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