The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
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jamz Wrote:[08:31:57] <jamz> 50quid was donated to assaultcube today, i spent all the money on meth
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(20 Apr 13, 04:43PM)Xenon Wrote: it's clear the new version is a thing of the past
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PhaNtom Wrote:You deserve to be team killed you bastard!
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Quote:<Woolly> Aim at SKB
<Woolly> no one likes him anyway
*FAG_DrauLio aims anus at SKB
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bs: teams are so unfair, and not a single admin to shuffle
Q-tip called a vote: force player bs to the enemy team
vote passed
bs: so i'm destined to play entherlany in the losing team?
bs: f*ck off
player bs disconnected
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(25 Apr 13, 08:26PM)Medusa Wrote: bs: teams are so unfair, and not a single admin to shuffle
Q-tip called a vote: force player bs to the enemy team
vote passed
bs: so i'm destined to play entherlany in the losing team?
bs: f*ck off
player bs disconnected

It was me, and I was in the losing team (CLA) during the whole ac_polar (CLA had 70 frags, RVSF had 140 and not a single noob to take the admin and impose a shuffle), then ac_power is here, my team win and after 3 minutes of intense ownage I am the only one to dare saying teams are unfair, and I get forced to the loosing team again, that's enough, take the admin and shuffle.
Fuck this shit, it's always the same thing again and again, and when it's not the server doing bullshit shuffles, it's players.
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calm down big bertha
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(25 Apr 13, 10:13PM)titiPT Wrote: calm down big bertha
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.PhaNtom^ Wrote:[SODA]D3M0NW0LF is the biggest n00b since xemi
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<noobicus>: Just finishing off a margarita. We celebrated Cinco de Mayo at work today.
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D3M0NW0LF Wrote:bla bla bla

Stop quoting me :P
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(26 Apr 13, 08:24PM)PhaNtom Wrote: Stop quoting me :P
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(25 Apr 13, 09:57AM)DrauL Wrote:
Nightmare Wrote:A load of bullshit.
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And que the married couple:

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    D3M0NW0LF    From what I was told >_>
    ctt    nobody hacked it…BHO pulled a little lulz on phantom….and they blew it out of proportion
    D3M0NW0LF    And that's how #soda was born on gamesurge
    ctt    BHO told me himself nobody hacked it lol
        DrauL    why would someone "hack" a relatively unknown server
    DrauL    *channel
    DrauL    hahah
    ctt    well, we did have encryption….
    ctt    but we never talked much on the SODA channel anyways, always on TBR
    D3M0NW0LF    you mean YOU
    D3M0NW0LF    and the others
    D3M0NW0LF    not me
    ctt    thats because YOU never wanted to talk on IRC
    ctt    and YOU don't like LINUX
    D3M0NW0LF    I never said I disliked linux
    D3M0NW0LF    ._.
    D3M0NW0LF    thanks for putting words into my mouth...
    ctt    then why the hell don't you get it?
    D3M0NW0LF    facepaws
    ctt    np
    D3M0NW0LF    I've told you over a thousand times
    D3M0NW0LF    I don't have the time to get it

EDITED FOR BACKSTORY AND MORE LULZ
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(27 Apr 13, 05:42AM)DrauL Wrote: And que the married couple:

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DrauL    why would someone "hack" a relatively unknown server
    DrauL    *channel
    DrauL    hahah
    ctt    well, we did have encryption….
    ctt    but we never talked much on the SODA channel anyways, always on TBR
    D3M0NW0LF    you mean YOU
    D3M0NW0LF    and the others
    D3M0NW0LF    not me
    ctt    thats because YOU never wanted to talk on IRC
    ctt    and YOU don't like LINUX
    D3M0NW0LF    I never said I disliked linux
    D3M0NW0LF    ._.
    D3M0NW0LF    thanks for putting words into my mouth...
    ctt    then why the hell don't you get it?
    D3M0NW0LF    facepaws
    ctt    np
    D3M0NW0LF    I've told you over a thousand times
    D3M0NW0LF    I don't have the time to get it

Oh you sly b*****d. XD
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[00:26]    <Borkum>    but he's the "special relations dev", surely that's important
[00:26]    <Borkum>    [/sarcasm]

Names changed to protect lulz.
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[13:21:18] <Pi_MykeGregory> I should get it tomorow..
[13:21:27] <Pi_blueberry> Oh, that's not bad I guess.
[13:24:27] <Pi_MykeGregory> true. still a nightmare. They never told it was canelled though. The only reason i know is because i called and asked, They would not respond to my emails. grrr
[13:24:39] * Pi_MykeGregory teabags HP customer servise
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DrauL Wrote:...you should respect the devs of AC because the developers are like restaurant managers...if AC was McDonalds...
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Talking about my 'gunshop billboard' mapmodel...

(02 May 13, 12:44PM)[email protected] Wrote:
(02 May 13, 07:04AM)Vermi Wrote: if only you could pick up guns in AC then this theme would fit

if only you could post letters in AC then the mailbox would fit
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<06:05:58> "Larry": i have licked sensitive boobs
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(05 May 13, 02:47PM)Frogulis Wrote: We should have a Cleaner party.



Wait, that actually sounds terrible.
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In the inactive clans thread...
(07 May 13, 07:52AM)C4rma Wrote: rC is inactive. Should be removed
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(08 May 13, 04:26AM)Waffles Wrote:
(07 May 13, 10:58PM)Skinny-Dog Wrote: That dude has a name for your information
it changes daily, ain't nobody got time for that
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(09 May 13, 11:44PM)ShadowFlameZ Wrote: ^Chill out lad, don't be an arse. You're an adult and he's a kid, not the other way around.
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Quote:<23:39:17>"MasteR": 2v2
<23:39:48>"Harrek": i already said no to sonic
<23:39:56>"MasteR": 3v3?:
<23:39:58>"MasteR": 2v2
<23:39:59>"Harrek": i already said no to sonic
<23:40:00>"Harrek": i already said no to sonic
<23:41:28>"MasteR": @cid?
<23:41:31>"MasteR": go 2v2
<23:41:35>"MasteR": you and alice
<23:41:41>"MasteR": me and sonnic
<23:41:42>"MasteR": go?
<23:42:00>"Harrek": i already said no to sonic
<23:42:08>"Harrek": lol
<23:42:12>"MasteR": 2v2?
<23:42:13>"MasteR": alice
<23:42:17>"MasteR": and acid?

Quote:<13:05:03>"Unknown from 85.25.120.233:60448" connected to channel "[cspacer0]●۪۫۰ Home"
<13:05:04>"Unknown from 85.25.120.233:60448" is now known as "TSViewer.com DBscan REG 980794"
<13:05:04>"TSViewer.com DBscan REG 980794" disconnected (disconnecting)

Quote:<22:27:34> "CR7 TO HAUNT MANUTD.": if i was in europe i'd of been to like 300 countries

Quote:<21:07:09>"BaserK": herrek
<21:07:11>"BaserK": please
<21:07:18>"BaserK": releases the yoshi
<21:08:58>"BaserK": thanks
<21:09:14>"BaserK": to something else

Quote:<17:11:11> "Harrek": here we have roland garros :D
<17:11:41> "Cassie (not at home)": haha
<17:11:42> "Cassie (not at home)": whats that
<17:11:43> "Cassie (not at home)": xD

Quote:<12:44:46> "Lucas": belgian people are so stupid!
<12:44:50> "Belgian": well
<12:44:54> "Belgian": i agree with that
<12:44:55> "Belgian": lucas

Quote:<12:41:31> "Ehsan" dropped (connection lost)
<12:41:34> "Ehsan" connected
<12:41:59> "Ehsan" dropped (connection lost)
<12:42:55> "Ehsan" connected
<12:43:23> "Ehsan" dropped (connection lost)
<12:43:43> "Ehsan" connected
<12:44:33> "Ehsan" dropped (connection lost)
<12:44:48> "Ehsan" connected
<12:45:13> "Ehsan" dropped (connection lost)

Quote:<21:14:53> "Sqlut paye": smouth mousse
<21:15:24> "Sqlut paye": smouth mouse
<21:15:54> "Lucas": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Smouth
<21:17:42> "Lucas": 1.smouth = Another name for vagina.

Quote:<17:24:38> "Sqlut": please send me your clan website
<17:24:59> "OR!*N-SyNc": ok
<17:25:02> "OR!*N-SyNc": one moment
<17:26:17> "OR!*N-SyNc": more to you that my clan site?
<17:31:32> "OR!*N-SyNc": pra que vc quer?

Quote:<01:48:32> "i69.Tsu": and very bad to want a channel without a channel to train and play Cfs friend

Quote:<18:50> Theo_RJ • heyo Luc4s
<18:51> Theo_RJ • can i help me ?

Quote:<21:17:57> ".TiAg0": jaja
<21:17:59> ".TiAg0": ok
<21:18:00> ".TiAg0": thz
<21:18:03> ".TiAg0": x*
<21:18:03> Chat partner has closed the conversation

Quote:[18:11] <Plenas> activate my account please friend! I want to give the clan aplly
[18:13] <Mael> done
[18:14] <Plenas> Password?
[18:14] <Mael> its the password you picked
[18:15] <Plenas> timao
[18:15] <Mael> timao is your password?
[18:16] * Plenas ([email protected]) Quit ( Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client )
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(10 May 13, 11:23PM)jamz Wrote: [Image: 7G0KBgKs.jpg]

Arf, time to write and my team made 7 frags. :/
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<pskosinski> oh gosh
<pskosinski> ScAZe, in TOSOK I meet him almost every round in his base and he calls me camper >.>
<pskosinski> Now vote-kicked for being away when I was not
<pskosinski> I hate AC players so much
<Jack-is> :(
<ShadowFlameZ> ya man AC sucks
<Jack-is> No need to be sauer about it
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Sorry, its in the PG, but when talking about the usefulness of pistol magazines.

(12 May 13, 02:52PM).ExodusS* Wrote:
(12 May 13, 02:20PM)PhaNtom Wrote: and PF?

i don't remember using pistol magazines with the knife
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