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(25 Aug 12, 09:36AM)h3ktik Wrote: (25 Aug 12, 06:58AM)Jg99 Wrote: do some real coding and use PHP server list. Now come on!
Twitter sucks
If you knew what coding was, you would not have mentioned PHP.
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Quote:[8:02pm] pwnage-: Do you have a good tip when you're so drunk that you start puking?
[8:02pm] Brett: yes
[8:02pm] pwnage-: I've just puked
[8:02pm] Brett: go to the toilet
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(26 Aug 12, 07:48PM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: But if you really think what you wrote, I hope you, your children, family, relatives and friends, come close to starvation in your lifetime, so we will see how you laugh then.
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Waffles Wrote:you say stupid shit, you get hated. That simple.
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30 Aug 12, 04:32AM
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Quote:[21:26] <[Link]Legacy> lol
[21:27] <[Link]Legacy> u liek her dont you
[21:27] <+Jack-is> Jg99_: Make sure you take a picture of a guy getting blown up too
[21:27] <[Link]Legacy> you think shes hot
[21:27] <+Jack-is> Little video clip
[21:27] <+Jack-is> We'll need a gib sequence
[21:27] <[Link]Legacy> thats
[21:27] <[Link]Legacy> real lucky
[21:27] <[Link]Legacy> congrats jg
[21:27] <[Link]Legacy> the hottest girl in my school is my bitch
[21:27] <[Link]Legacy> loljk
[21:27] <[Link]Legacy> gf
[21:28] <Jg99_> she isnt my gf
[21:28] <Jg99_> i just talk to her on face book
[21:28] <Jg99_> she cant date till 16
[21:28] <[Link]Legacy> y
[21:28] <[Link]Legacy> my and my gf dont date
[21:28] <[Link]Legacy> unless going to one of each others house and play games count
[21:28] <[Link]Legacy> lol
[21:28] <[Link]Legacy> she LOES
[21:28] <[Link]Legacy> LOVES*
[21:28] <[Link]Legacy> to play
[21:28] <[Link]Legacy> games
[21:29] <[Link]Legacy> i swear
[21:29] <[Link]Legacy> shes good
[21:29] <+Jack-is> I'd call that a date :P
[21:29] <Jg99_> theres girls id like to date but cant date till 16
[21:29] <+Jack-is> Done that plenty of times.
[21:29] <+Jack-is> There's this thing we used to do back in the day
[21:29] <+Jack-is> called sneaking out
[21:29] <+Jack-is> It's when you leave
[21:29] <+Jack-is> without telling anyone
[21:29] <+Jack-is> (not for the faint of heart)
[21:30] <[Link]Legacy> lol
[21:30] <[Link]Legacy> my dads fine with it
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[21:30] <+Jack-is> Jg99_: If you can't pull off actually sneaking out, just pretend to get detention and do thedate after school.
[21:30] * ShadowFlameZ ([email protected]) Quit ( Signed off )
[21:31] <+Jack-is> Or call in sick or whatever
[21:31] <Jg99_> LOLLMFAOBBQ
[21:31] <[Link]Legacy> Im a fukin asian
[21:31] <[Link]Legacy> I dont get detention
[21:31] <[Link]Legacy> ever
[21:31] <[Link]Legacy> never got one
[21:43] <[Link]Legacy> fuck her
[21:43] <[Link]Legacy> in the waterfront
[21:43] <[Link]Legacy> oh wait
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(4 0040 26) (@ACIRCBot) Match started: one shot, one kill on map ac_ruinas1.0 (1 players, 10 minutes remaining)
(4 0040 38) (@ACIRCBot) Host: If you doesn't show respect to other people, then this place is not right for you
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02 Sep 12, 12:15AM
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Quote:[17:13] <Sealings> Sarah
[17:13] <Jg99> dafoadf
[17:13] <Jg99> adasdf
[17:13] <Jg99> d
[17:13] <Sealings> My love,
[17:13] <Jg99> i need to quote this
[17:13] <Jg99> lol
[17:14] <Jg99> i hate poems
[17:14] <Sealings> theres clouds in the sky
[17:14] <Sealings> which im above
[17:14] <Jg99> lolo
[17:14] <Jg99> l
[17:14] <Sealings> i didnt find anything to buy
[17:14] <Jg99> this is going onto ac quotes
[17:14] <Sealings> so instead ill kiss u now u cow
[17:14] <Jg99> fred ...
[17:14] <Sealings> and then u kiss her
[17:14] <Jg99> ....
[17:14] <Sealings> it cant fail
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL Note: Sealings is fred aka realviking
this is actually pretty funny what he said :D
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(02 Sep 12, 12:15AM)Jg99 Wrote: Quote:[17:13] <Sealings> Sarah
[17:13] <Jg99> dafoadf
[17:13] <Jg99> adasdf
[17:13] <Jg99> d
[17:13] <Sealings> My love,
[17:13] <Jg99> i need to quote this
[17:13] <Jg99> lol
[17:14] <Jg99> i hate poems
[17:14] <Sealings> theres clouds in the sky
[17:14] <Sealings> which im above
[17:14] <Jg99> lolo
[17:14] <Jg99> l
[17:14] <Sealings> i didnt find anything to buy
[17:14] <Jg99> this is going onto ac quotes
[17:14] <Sealings> so instead ill kiss u now u cow
[17:14] <Jg99> fred ...
[17:14] <Sealings> and then u kiss her
[17:14] <Jg99> ....
[17:14] <Sealings> it cant fail
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL Note: Sealings is fred aka realviking
this is actually pretty funny what he said :D
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JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA now that's funny ^^
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(03 Sep 12, 11:22AM)Marti Wrote: i have a feeling im quite extravert.... is that bad?
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(03 Sep 12, 03:58PM)jamz Wrote: Fuck
Off
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(04 Sep 12, 01:25AM)Edward Wrote: Hitler is not a surname..... It was adolf and no, adolfe is not a common surname in germany for obvious reasons.
ftfy
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<20:19:46> "OneLastHurrah": in french he probably bonswa's them mademoiselles like a boss
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Mr.OpTic Wrote:Who are you to judge what people should care about? This is a game. Its completely up to the individual to choose what to enjoy doing. If they want to pub with a shotgun, then by all means they should be entitled to, rather than be belittled by someone who believes their particular choices and beliefs should be throughout.
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17 Sep 12, 10:43AM
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[05:03.52] <@jamz> My boss is a huge iFan
[05:03.57] <@jamz> he's a dick
[05:04.48] <@jamz> He was showing everyone his iPhone 5 pre-order receipt last week
[05:05.00] <@X-Ray_Dog> That is hilarious
[05:12.29] <B}Orynge> Is he going to frame it?
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[05:20.46] <@jamz> probably
[05:20.52] <@jamz> or use it as a dildo, or something
[05:25.04] <ShieldyBear> wth
[05:25.08] <ShieldyBear> what?
[05:25.10] <ShieldyBear> haha
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(19 Sep 12, 12:14AM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: It like eliminating a benign tumor that has grown in your body with the exact same form, uses, and attributes of a cock. It might not be good looking from a perspective, but under the correct light it can make you win millions.
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"I will gladly take advice from someone who's sole claim to fame is based on repeatedly thrusting his genitalia into other men's faces." -king kell
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Thread In the ass:
(13 Sep 12, 03:41AM)Link Wrote: HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA in my ass.
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Thread An Idea:
(19 Sep 12, 10:11PM)MerCyKiL Wrote: 1. Get 20 best assault cubers.
2. Put them in a non-lagging server on ac_desert dm.
3. ???
4. Profit
(20 Sep 12, 11:09PM)Alien Wrote: you mean 0.93 AC ? ;)
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[12:03:25] <Gabriella> yeah yeah but when everybody gets 3-7 days bans i get 3 months
[12:03:28] <Gabriella> its not fair
[12:03:34] <Gabriella> i have rights
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Thread: AssaultCube world records.
(22 Sep 12, 04:16PM)Edward Wrote: (22 Sep 12, 02:32PM)paulmuaddibKA Wrote: Fastest player.
I think some speedhackers have this one :p Nice!
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23 Sep 12, 06:31PM
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(23 Sep 12, 05:54PM)V-Wifey Wrote: Seriously, RK if you're going to bother coming back into the game try ... earning people's respect
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25 Sep 12, 04:16AM
(This post was last modified: 26 Sep 12, 10:49PM by Link.)
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Quote:[20:15] <MA|Wolf> CONGRATS
[20:15] <[Link]Legacy> lol
[20:15] <MA|Wolf> BURRITOS
[20:15] <Lantry> !!!
[20:15] <MA|Wolf> FOR ALL
[20:41] <[Link]Legacy> wolf
[20:41] <[Link]Legacy> ok
[20:41] <[Link]Legacy> so
[20:41] <[Link]Legacy> you be a teen
[20:41] <[Link]Legacy> in mexico
[20:41] <MA|Wolf> i be teen
[20:41] <MA|Wolf> yes
[20:41] <[Link]Legacy> dont do drugs
[20:41] <[Link]Legacy> dont drink alcohol
[20:41] <MA|Wolf> bitch
[20:41] <[Link]Legacy> stay in school
[20:41] <MA|Wolf> i produce drugs
[20:42] <[Link]Legacy> LOL
[20:42] <MA|Wolf> you 'mericans
[20:42] <MA|Wolf> are the ones
[20:42] <[Link]Legacy> in your garage
[20:42] <MA|Wolf> that consume those little shits
[20:42] <MA|Wolf> dont start blaming
[20:42] <MA|Wolf> i make em
[20:42] <MA|Wolf> you consume
[20:42] <MA|Wolf> plus have some
[20:42] <MA|Wolf> in your gardens
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Bukz: I wanna poop on your chest
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(26 Sep 12, 07:22AM)MorganKell Wrote: Rumor has it I will be drinking tomorrow and playing AC at the same time while not going below a 1.0 ratio the whole time...
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As background info, Sonic was spamming IRC channels saying he's having relationship problems, some girl was abusing him, blah blah blah anyways:
[14:33:43] <+Sonic> any kind of options for where i can go for help or staying
[14:33:49] <+X-Ray_Dog> 35,000 and it's a deal
[14:33:51] <+X-Ray_Dog> american dollars
[14:33:57] <+X-Ray_Dog> I'll have her gone for you no problem
[14:34:13] <+Sonic> i would do it X-Ray_Dog but im broke
[14:34:16] <+macm> oh 35.000
[14:34:18] <+X-Ray_Dog> LMFAO
[14:34:20] <+macm> :D
[14:34:21] <@Phantom|SA> LOL
[14:34:33] <+Sonic> i didnt know asking for real help, in real life, was such a bad thing
[14:34:33] <+X-Ray_Dog> Oh my god did he really just say that
I now gain the title of serial killer and Sonic gains the title of most willing.
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This was actually the funniest thing ever
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Damn Sonic, whoop dat ass, flip it and reverse it, and give it a good smack or three and she'll be right as rain.
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Quote:[17:51] <brutalnate> poop on a stick
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(02 Oct 12, 03:39PM)Jpablon Wrote: (02 Oct 12, 02:56AM)Ronald_Reagan Wrote: Jpablon, can you tell us about your missing fence?
What fence? I don't see it.
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