The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Foo]

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Vermi: we willa ctual just fucking do shit
Vermi: really?

[Lightning]

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[15:44]    RandumKiwi:    cd /root/dog/cat && exec sex
[15:44]    RandumKiwi:    ew
[15:45]    RandumKiwi:    linux commands can be abused. here is one example :.
[15:46]    kitty_:    oO

[Gibstick]

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<jamz>and some people would pay good money to have an old English teacher shit on them

I've been scanning through the posts, counting how many times jamz has been quoted. So far, it's a lot.

[JGAN]

be sure your Windows-File-Explorer is showing you the extension of your files!
Sometimes people wonder why it's not working since they "think" they see a ".cfg"-extension .. but "secretly" Windows has saved it as maprot.cfg.txt .. don't be fooled by your computer - pwn it!

win.

[Gibstick]

He just wants to protect his anticheat work, that's all (<_<). It's like inventing digital TV but having no one switch.

That's a bad comparison; at least digital TV works, lol.

[Luc@s]

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<+jmm> there was this one time I went to pee and I had like a semi-erection
<+jmm> then while I was pissing it suddenly went all flat within a second
<+jmm> and retracted
<+jmm> and it slipped, so I ended pissing all over my hand

[Gibstick]

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<Ron>relly and sorry please dont get map at me ur makeing me sad dude and bull becuze u can play customaps and stupid shut up there alsoem i love em
<Ron>no effence
<SKB>"only offic maps"
<flowtron>Ron: are you high?

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<eihrul>meh, you missed a golden opportunity to have an asscube:// protocol

[Zarjio]

Well idk but I hear these devs guys spend a lot of their free time coding a game for us or something.

BURN THEM AT THE STAKE

[Ronald_Reagan]

Re: Gibsticks quote, that was not me :P

[titiPT]

20:40 games_: #woop-clan
20:41 titi: #nobody-cares

[jamz]

<|KH|MusicMan10> Makke_, eihrul, other assorted contributors to AssaultCube
<|KH|MusicMan10> I would like to thank you all SO MUCH for keeping ac_edifice out of the 1.1.0.4 release
<|KH|MusicMan10> it means so much to me
<DES|Bukz> :'(
<|KH|MusicMan10> I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY PARENTS
<|KH|MusicMan10> MY COUSINS
<|KH|MusicMan10> MY BROTHERS
<|KH|MusicMan10> MY SISTERSD
<|KH|MusicMan10> AND MOST OF ALL
<|KH|MusicMan10> THE LORD JESUS CHRIST
<|KH|MusicMan10> GOD BLESS YOU ALL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU THANK YOU
<pwnage-> k
<pwnage-> cu
pwnage- has quit IRC: Quit: Leaving
<|KH|MusicMan10> for a second i thought he was going to ban me but then i realized he didnt have auto-op (lol)
<ShieldyBear> he will poo in your mouth

[spamma]

http://forum.cubers.net/thread-1492.html

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Edit: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[V-Man]

feel up the fridge if the beer gets low.

[Gibstick]

I liked it! It made me all teary-eyed to see everyone working together! It was informative, too.
And BUKZ! YOUR LAG IS SHOWING! XD

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22:43 <DES|Bukz>hl gf

[V-Man]

When art becomes boredom. ;)

;_; I like ac_keller...

[JGAN]

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[20:25] <@|NZ|RandumKiwi> I'm supposed to make her look good. I'm not very good at that.
[20:26] <@|NZ|RandumKiwi> I spend a large chunk of my day trying to work out how to entertain myself from the boredom, and then implementing that.
[20:26] <Gibstick2> if you dress shitty, she'll look better in comparisonn
[20:26] <@|NZ|RandumKiwi> you make a good point
[20:26] <@|NZ|RandumKiwi> I think I'll go to work nude today :)
[20:26]    * |NZ|RandumKiwi    is kidding.

Edit: They were talking about RK's boss.

[Gibstick]

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<Gibstick>eihrul could whip it up in a weekend
<eihrul>note, whip it OUT
<eihrul>it doesn't sound appropriately phallic without the word out

[BrickSquad]

oh god that is sooo funny.

[MorganKell]

I don't know how to circle stuff red... so FTW. I had a ratio around 18-0 when I got TKO'ed by a mate. Cpt Caveman was all "YES!". Would be cooler if I knew how to circle stuff red.

[#M|A#Wolf]

Just paste the image in Word and make a circle, take a screenshot and make it smaller in Paint and upload sahushua

[tempest]

Oh, wait. Joke? I dearly hope so.

[Gibstick]

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(17:44:25)*evanzo23 Here I come, chicken noodle soup! Home-made too!
(17:45:50)<GhostE_>lol
(17:46:06)<GhostE_>I bet that chicken noodle soup is from a can
(17:46:09)<GhostE_>where in canada its fresh
(17:46:20)<GhostE_>and in brazil its poisoned

[yata]

this person does not play ac

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16:05:57 <Habluka> !kb yata bai
16:06:13 <Habluka> arg
16:06:15 <yata> omg, i can say hai back
16:06:16 <yata> hai
16:06:27 <yata> wanna 2v2 hab
16:06:33 <yata> ohh sorry  i forgot
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he hacked them, he told me, i sent him maps, and i do not mean one or two or even three times i mean about 8 times he did this. hes not stupid hes a hacker who should be burnt

[jamz]

HEADLINERDUDE: got any clan that is active and i wanna try a tournament pls!!!
|BC|Wolf: get me a pizza first and enchiladas pls!!
*SMG*_3m: join FD*, its only $500 USD
ImaCripple: Join 1$U pls!!
HEADLINERDUDE: fine i just gonna make own clans coz u ppl only care about money.............

[Orynge]

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<jamz> HELLO |NZ|RandumKiwi WELCOME TO THE AC IRC CHANNEL
<jamz> are you new to AC?
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> What's AC?
<jamz> oh
<jamz> maybe I'm in the wrong channel
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> I like to answer questions, with questions.
<BCFHaerkefiende> AC? what´s AC? what´s NZ?
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> What the f**k is a Germany?
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> ... is that some kind of sausage?
<[FD]Chasm> ?
* |NZ|RandumKiwi wins stupidist question.
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> [FD]Chasm: NZ is my country,.
<|NZ|RandumKiwi> it stands for "Nimble Zoology"
<[FD]Chasm> ah cool

[V-Man]

Your offer is tempting, Morgankell.

Let's see... for 2 boxes of Mouton Rothschild 1945, I will bring 2-nade pickups back.

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meow
pet kitty
drink moar
make merry
mistletoe kiss
emoposer return
x-mass time here
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him just do stint as mall santa

[Ronald_Reagan]

[14:31] <@DES|Bukz> when Bukz is gone he shall haunt your computers and networks forever!
[14:31] * DES|Bukz muhahahahah
[14:31] <Ronald_Reagan> haha
[14:32] <@DES|Bukz> just when you think you're safe...
[14:32] <@DES|Bukz> LAG SPIKE!

I appreciated that comment jamz!
^^ I just had to let you know how much I appreciated that post jamz.

[V-Man]

Pay for server hosting, I guess. (I mean web servers)

Are you kidding? They'll fly Brahma and eihrul in to Europe, hole up in some posh hotel for the weekend and blow it all on girls/booze/drug of choice.
Wait...oh. Not €100,000? nvm.

Yeah, probably hosting.

[Gibstick]

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(21:32:16)<Gibstick>I fixed cubecalc
(21:32:25)<Gibstick>it actually has functions now
(21:32:25)<MusicMan10>yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(21:32:30)<Gibstick>the C++ one
(21:32:35)<MusicMan10>ok nvm

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(21:47:33)<spamma>I'll do it tomorrow morn >3
(21:47:36)<spamma><3