The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[AidanJRx]

<Kel`Thuzad> http://img814.imageshack.us/f/2010093014...inect.png/
wtf, were you looking my ass?
<aidanjrx> nohomo
<Vermi> loolollol
<Kel`Thuzad> omfg shorty homo
._.
<Shorty> your the one that jumped and wanted it like that
you were like oh baby take some pics of mah asss
do eet

[TheChosenOne]

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If you think that having a life means sitting before a computer writing shit, then good luck my friend.

Don't ban the guy, he is sick, and needs some serious attention. I think his mother didn't give him enough love because if his apparent condition, and now he tries to search for some attention on AC forums. We should be kind to him, and listen to him, because he has that "domination syndrome" (which happens when one feels extremely inferior, i.e. is a complete looser). I think that we all should hug him like his mommy never did and give him the warmth he seeks for so long now.

I am actually close friends with the guy p@ndel was talking to here. His name is joshy_boy101 and he is now IP banned from the forums :D
NOTE: Yes, this is the same guy Ronald_Reagan was talking about before.

[Foo]

Grover: Hi
Grover: I want 2 apply fr xu
Grover: will some1 test me
Grover: yata
Grover: will u test me
Grover: plz
Grover: ChanServ:
Grover: u free
Grover: u test me today
Grover: rite now
Grover: i saw u playing
Grover: plz plz plz

[ExodusS]

*** in my 1.1 server
21:28:49 GunZ|Sirgibalot says: 'i hate smg'
21:28:56 GunZ|Maj.Hillis says: 'me to'
21:29:02 THESOUNDOFRAP says: 'wanna eat SMG?'
21:29:09 SPARTAN says: 'no'

21:29:17 GunZ|Sirgibalot says: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

21:29:20 THESOUNDOFRAP says: 'or TITTON?!?'

21:29:28 GunZ|Maj.Hillis says: '?'

21:29:33 THESOUNDOFRAP says: ':P!'

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They dont know what "titton" is :P!!!

Its not a titton but a "teton" !!!! omg xD

[Lightning]

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[12:06]Ronald_Reagan: !cucumber [12:06]ChanServ: Ronald_Reagan: I don't want to be part of your sick fantasies! [12:07]NiTeBoT: That's what she said!

[Versace]

[Orynge]

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<Lightning> Huntsman: In India I'm not rich. I'm upper middle class. The rich people live liike they're rich. Like serous rich. <Lightning> I know this girl. She has 10 cars. 4 of them BMWs. 3 Mercs. 1 porsche cayenne. And 2 Volvos <Ronald_Reagan> :O <Ronald_Reagan> Damn <Ronald_Reagan> whats her #? <Lightning> ikr? <Ronald_Reagan> Do you think she would mind if I already have a GF? <Orynge> ... <Lightning> Dude. She's a minor. <Ronald_Reagan> Oh <Ronald_Reagan> :P <Ronald_Reagan> Well <Lightning> You can marry her dad though. <Ronald_Reagan> That sucks <Ronald_Reagan> XD <Ronald_Reagan> Dude <Ronald_Reagan> whats his #?

Un-aliased and un-backgroundconvo'd for your reading pleasure :P

Here's a long one (BTW, Produkt is Lightning):

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<Produkt> :) <Produkt> SPAMSERV. <Produkt> YOU AND ME/ <Produkt> BRING IT. <Produkt> BRING IT. <Produkt> BRING IT. <Produkt> BRING IT. <Produkt> BRING IT. <Produkt> BRING IT. - SpamServ changed mode: +b Produkt - Kicked: Produkt (by SpamServ: Repeating yourself too often is against the channel rules.) - Joined: Huntsman - ChanServ changed mode: +v Huntsman - ChanServ changed mode: -b Produkt - Joined: Produkt - ChanServ changed mode: +o Produkt <ChanServ> [Produkt] [19:31] <BrahmaAdminAbuse> !tb DrauL till 27th December. <Huntsman> lol <Huntsman> what you do? <Orynge> Spam <Produkt> Pwned. See SpamServ? ChanServ is on my side. <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Huntsman> ;lewl <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Huntsman> deop ur self <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Orynge> !deop Produkt - ChanServ changed mode: -o Produkt -ChanServ- Deopped users in #xuclan. <Huntsman> and then do it - ChanServ changed mode: +v Produkt <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs <Produkt> Spam and Eggs - SpamServ changed mode: +b Produkt - Kicked: Produkt (by SpamServ: Repeating yourself too often is against the channel rules.) <Huntsman> dont unban him <Orynge> !clvl *^Lightning^ 299 -ChanServ- ^Lightning^ now has access 299 in #xuclan. <Huntsman> dont unban him <Huntsman> dont unban him <Orynge> He unbannde himself before :P <Orynge> *unbanned - ChanServ changed mode: -b Produkt <Huntsman> !clvl *^Lightning^ 199 - Joined: Produkt - ChanServ changed mode: +v Produkt <ChanServ> [Produkt] [19:31] <BrahmaAdminAbuse> !tb DrauL till 27th December. <Produkt> :) <Huntsman> do it again <Huntsman> do it again <Produkt> SpamServ will die <Produkt> SpamServ will die <Produkt> SpamServ will die <Produkt> SpamServ will die <Produkt> SpamServ will die - SpamServ changed mode: +b Produkt - Kicked: Produkt (by SpamServ: Repeating yourself too often is against the channel rules.) <Huntsman> !clvl *^Lightning^ 199 <Huntsman> do it <Huntsman> quick - ChanServ changed mode: -b Produkt <Orynge> !clvl *^Lightning^ 199 -ChanServ- ^Lightning^ now has access 199 in #xuclan. <Orynge> F*ck - Joined: Produkt - ChanServ changed mode: +v Produkt <Produkt> :) <Huntsman> do it again <Huntsman> do it again <Produkt> That's it. <Produkt> No more/ <Huntsman> one more time <Huntsman> pleae for me <Huntsman> please /:) <Produkt> Is it okay Orynge ? <Orynge> If you want... <Produkt> !ircops <Huntsman> do it again <Huntsman> do it again <Produkt> fiegling is on :D <Produkt> Spam <Produkt> Spam <Produkt> Spam <Produkt> Spam <Produkt> Spam - SpamServ changed mode: +b Produkt - Kicked: Produkt (by SpamServ: Repeating yourself too often is against the channel rules.) <Orynge> !deluser *^Lightning^ -ChanServ- Deleted ^Lightning^ (with access 199) from the #xuclan user list. <Huntsman> lol <Huntsman> dont unban him <Huntsman> :P <Huntsman> !adduser Huntsman 201 <Huntsman> :d <Huntsman> :D <Huntsman> :D <Huntsman> !adduser Huntsman 201 <Orynge> !tb Huntsman 1m

Un-hostmarked for your viewing pleasure

[Huntsman]

lol, so funnny

[Breeze]

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tWo|VeryDead: What OS do you have? {ByD}K!11: OS? tWo|VeryDead: yeah {ByD}K!11: wats that tWo|VeryDead: o.O tWo|VeryDead: never mind, it's windows.

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Mr.Anderson: This lag is killing me, literally.

[V-Man]

/kick Xeoncross hesgivingmethesilenttreatmentwaaaaahhhh;_;

For some reason I read that as "he's giving me a silent wet dream"...

[Huntsman]

[00:14] <sevan> hi
[00:14] <sevan> HI?
[00:14] <sevan> HI?
[00:15] <Huntsman> hi.
[00:16] <sevan> where to get assaultcube hacks?
[00:16] <jamz> lol
[00:16] <SchroedingeR> hi
[00:16] <Huntsman> lol
[00:16] <sevan> i should ask here
[00:16] <Huntsman> yeah
[00:16] <SchroedingeR> ok
[00:16] <jamz> sevan - not here
[00:16] <sevan> someone sent me here
[00:16] <sevan> what?
[00:17] <sevan> @jamz what?
[00:17] <SchroedingeR> ask here what hack do u want to use
[00:17] <jamz> You will not get hacks for AC on its official IRC channel
[00:17] <jamz> are you stupid?

[Andrez]

<Trackpad> by the way
<Trackpad> who is this guy "unarmed"?
<Trackpad> he's online an awful lot

[#M|A#Wolf]

^ LOL... Would've been even more epic if he would've said, "he's online an awful lot, and he's sometimes duplicated in one server, is that a hack?"

[Orynge]

This was on http://www.facebook.com/pages/Assault-Cube/44966284623

WOW
does anyone know unarmed(1) in assault cube hes a massive lagger :D

[V-Man]

Offtopic PWNZ0R3D!!1

i havent got the chance to play this game yet...

[ExodusS]

10 posts in 10 minutes , he answer at all topics lol

[Ronald_Reagan]

and now what is quacknet and gamesurge?

I'm lovin Quacknet
If I ever make an IRC server, guess what the name will be! :D

[V-Man]

hi

iam bored here

[spamma]

and now what is quacknet and gamesurge?

I'm lovin Quacknet
If I ever make an IRC server, guess what the name will be! :D

Ironically, all my friends call Quake Live 'Quack Live (pronounced lih've, not lie-ve)' to take the piss. :((

[Gibstick]

where is esc

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[15:30:55] <CIA-2> actiongame: baarreth * r5761 /trunk/ac/source/src/ (clientgame.cpp clients2c.cpp server.cpp server.h worldio.cpp): [15:30:55] <CIA-2> actiongame: fixing the absence of message for official maps with different version, include [15:30:55] <CIA-2> actiongame: a tolerant system to disrupt the players who reconnect on purpose (to avoid [15:30:55] <CIA-2> actiongame: death or to go back to base faster), and removing some tabs/comments (please, [15:30:56] <CIA-2> actiongame: flowtron... do not use tabs! use spaces to indent! four spaces please!)

[SuperSniper]

i need help

A Marine wouldn't have this problem

Sorry for the silly quote, but
This reply was priceless
xD xD

Semper Fi

[Huntsman]

-->| tacticalsgt ([email protected]) has joined #assaultcube
<tacticalsgt> om how do you gain levels
<jmm> LOL
<jmm> basically you frag a lot
<jmm> you get 2xp for frags, 8xp for heashots
<jmm> 4xp for shotgun splatter
<jmm> 3xp for nade gibs
<jmm> you need 100xp to get to level 2
<jmm> you'll unlock an AK47
<jmm> I'm level 12, got an RPG :)
<Huntsman> lol
<DES|Robtics> I max level and got and laserrocketlaunchertankthatcandricethroughwallsandcantdiexecptifIsuicidehavefunreadingthis
<DES|Robtics> :P
<Huntsman> drice?
<DES|Robtics> drive*
<DES|Robtics> sry
<Huntsman> except*
<DES|Robtics> as long as you can read it ;)
<jmm> hey robtics did you get the enchanted mithril platebody onlevel 36 or 38?
<jmm> I forget
<DES|Robtics> it was 36
<jmm> rad
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[Zarjio]

-->| tacticalsgt ([email protected]) has joined #assaultcube
<tacticalsgt> om how do you gain levels
<jmm> LOL
<jmm> basically you frag a lot
<jmm> you get 2xp for frags, 8xp for heashots
<jmm> 4xp for shotgun splatter
<jmm> 3xp for nade gibs
<jmm> you need 100xp to get to level 2
<jmm> you'll unlock an AK47
<jmm> I'm level 12, got an RPG :)
<Huntsman> lol
<DES|Robtics> I max level and got and laserrocketlaunchertankthatcandricethroughwallsandcantdiexecptifIsuicidehavefunreadingthis
<DES|Robtics> :P
<Huntsman> drice?
<DES|Robtics> drive*
<DES|Robtics> sry
<Huntsman> except*
<DES|Robtics> as long as you can read it ;)
<jmm> hey robtics did you get the enchanted mithril platebody onlevel 36 or 38?
<jmm> I forget
<DES|Robtics> it was 36
<jmm> rad
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That is so much win.

[yata]

<Shorty> Was pritty funny, like a month later she comes to me, i miss you, to which i reply, I miss my mirror.

[V-Man]

(In the "What are you reading" thread)

TFM

Good job, team!

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Makke, Brahma, and RK are in a bar.
Brahma says "it's sad, but if we banned all the Brazillians, there would be a lot less hackers"
Makke says "it's sad, but if we banned all the Americans, there would be a lot less spam"
RK says "it's sad but, if we banned all the Mexicans, there would have been less mapmodel work to upgrade"
Confused, Makke and Brahma ask why.
RK replies saying "I had to keep making the fence higher, they wouldn't stop jumping it"

Firstly, I would never say this. Secondly, I'd use a plclip.

[MorseyBear]

[11:24:12] <+Vermi> like i concentrated to hard on wanking
[11:24:19] <+Vermi> and i popped a blood vessel

[spamma]

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[00:58] <+GhostE_> MusicMan [00:58] <+GhostE_> Have you ever been to boot camp? [00:58] <+GhostE_> Or Prison? [00:58] <+GhostE_> Maybe Juvi [00:59] <@|KH|MusicMan10> no [00:59] <+GhostE_> Well [00:59] <+GhostE_> Actually nevermind [01:00] <@|KH|MusicMan10> wat [01:00] <+GhostE_> spamma's gong to get on my ass if I say anything else [01:00] <+GhostE_> The kid like you Mm10 [01:00] <+GhostE_> I hope you treat him with respect [01:00] <@|KH|MusicMan10> who spamma? [01:00] <@|KH|MusicMan10> idk what even happened [01:01] <+GhostE_> Never mind [01:02] <+GhostE_> I know that you know exactly what I'm telling you. You're just trying to act cool. [01:02] <+GhostE_> I was once a little trouble maker too Mm10 [01:02] <+GhostE_> and don't you forget it [01:02] <@|KH|MusicMan10> yes i obviously tell people shit on the internet so that they think im cool and will respect me

[#M|A#Wolf]

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[16:46] <sdfdasfdasfadsd> how can u create your own server? [16:47] <Gibstick> read the docs [16:47] <Gibstick> setup the approriate files [16:47] <Gibstick> ok ye [16:47] <Mael_> Congratulations! You are the 1,000,000th person to ask that question! Click here to accept your prize! http://assault.cubers.net/docs

This just simply made my day.

[spamma]

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[00:36] <@DES|GeneralDisarray> nah i think it's cos they go straight into opengl function calls, which use floats [00:36] <@DES|GeneralDisarray> anyways who has non-integer pixel cunt gibs? [00:36] <@DES|GeneralDisarray> oh [00:36] <@DES|GeneralDisarray> count* [00:36] <@DES|GeneralDisarray> ahem

[JMM]

Say thank you that i have laid out maps for free