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11 Sep 10, 01:44AM
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(11 Sep 10, 01:05AM)Ronald_Reagan Wrote: What do you call it when DES|V-Man bans you off a IRC server?
V-Lined 6/10
Ronald_Reagan Wrote:What do you call it when he only bans you off of #DedicatedEliteSoldiers?
DES|V-Lined 6/10
Ronald_Reagan Wrote:What do you call it when MusicMan10 bans you?
Normal occurrence. 9/10
Ronald_Reagan Wrote:How do you get MusicMan10 to Op you?
Troll him. 7/10
Ronald_Reagan Wrote:What do you call it when Ronald_Reagan bans you?
Accident, rejoin in about an hour (after he figures out how to unban you). 10/10
LMAO :-D
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What did frit0 say when he knocked on Brahma's door on Halloween?
Trigger cheat!
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(08 Sep 10, 07:41AM)DES|V-Man Wrote: If u live in California, but u ain't RVSF, what r u?
U CLA.
That actually made me laugh.
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What did Tazor_Glade say when he got shot?
How should i know tell someone who does
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18 Oct 10, 05:22PM
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People should start requesting names to be put in these epic jokes
try and see what you can do with mine :P
Why didn't DES|V-Man have his morning coffee.?
he forgot TheCrema
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Why can't Bl00D_Splat be a programmer?
He has no idea what syntax is.
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You know when youve played AC too long when:
You read a book about the aftermath of a battle and think "Take a screenshot!".
You briefly consider nade-jumping to get over your locked gate.
tYou type everything with a 't' in front. Really happens alot...Its bad when it happens when you start a sentance with 'Its'...when your in a convo with a lady you hardly know. :/
You prepare to go to the gym and tell you parents your off to the gema.
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21 Oct 10, 07:06PM
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I chuckled out loud. :D
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(21 Oct 10, 06:19PM)GunZ|Maj.Hillis Wrote: tYou type everything with a 't' in front. Really happens alot...Its bad when it happens when you start a sentance with 'Its'...when your in a convo with a lady you hardly know. :/ That's seriously a bloody curse I tell you.
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Personally (as in, these have happened before);
You know when you've been in the AC community too long when:
You spell "Random" like "Randum"
You spell "Orange" like "Orynge"
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(18 Oct 10, 10:38PM)JMM Wrote: Why can't Bl00D_Splat be a programmer?
He has no idea what syntax is.
Wait, am I supposed to be part of this joke?
Uh oh...
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What is the first script DES|V-Man writes when he learns a new language?
Halo World!
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26 Oct 10, 06:13AM
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What happens when adam crosses a hacker?
Carglass.
Why is frit0 banned from AC?
The devs are Coca-Cola fans.
Why didn't people like frit0's hacks?
They were too corny.
Why doesn't Drakas ever use the elevator?
He prefers to use the ladder.
Makke, Brahma, and RK are in a bar.
Brahma says "it's sad, but if we banned all the Brazillians, there would be a lot less hackers"
Makke says "it's sad, but if we banned all the Americans, there would be a lot less spam"
RK says "it's sad but, if we banned all the Mexicans, there would have been less mapmodel work to upgrade"
Confused, Makke and Brahma ask why.
RK replies saying "I had to keep making the fence higher, they wouldn't stop jumping it"
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(26 Oct 10, 06:13AM)Emoposer Wrote: Makke, Brahma, and RK are in a bar.
Brahma says "it's sad, but if we banned all the Brazillians, there would be a lot less hackers"
Makke says "it's sad, but if we banned all the Americans, there would be a lot less spam"
RK says "it's sad but, if we banned all the Mexicans, there would have been less mapmodel work to upgrade"
Confused, Makke and Brahma ask why.
RK replies saying "I had to keep making the fence higher, they wouldn't stop jumping it"
Firstly, I would never say this. Secondly, I'd use a plclip.
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=P I wasn't targeting any dev, the choice of who says what was at random
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anyone wants to try to make some joke with my nick? shouldn't be too hard :p
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seagal: "i think the recoil on the ar and smg is way too much."
He forgets that he used a recoil hack in 1.04... hence any recoil seems like too much :p
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What type of car do the iOD members drive to get to the forum?
Titi cruiser! :D
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28 Oct 10, 11:21AM
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What type of car does RandumKiwi drive to get to the forum?
None, he rides a sheep!
Why did Undead end up at the dentist?
His teeth were Impakt'd
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(28 Oct 10, 11:21AM)JMM Wrote: What type of car does RandumKiwi drive to get to the forum?
None, he rides a sheep!
Why did Undead end up at the dentist?
His teeth were Impakt'd
I lol'd at these
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28 Oct 10, 11:58PM
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You know the world's messed up when the best player on your team has no arms.
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I don't think soccer is that messed up...
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Why does DES|V-Man have trouble sleeping?
Because he's a Dreamer!
xD
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(25 Oct 10, 11:34PM)François Wrote: ![[Image: 21ecl04.jpg]](http://i55.tinypic.com/21ecl04.jpg)
The fun here is that I'm above Atrimos I guess...:)
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31 Oct 10, 02:02AM
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I dont get it LAME!!
nahh but try harder K??
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