The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[MykeGregory]

...there's not any proof at all of me admitting to cheating... I got a cheat client few weeks ago to look for wallhaxers...

[pineapple]

So I'm going to ask first... kiddies trying to hook up in AC. Ok to post? :D My server logs are a really good book sometimes...

[RealViking]

Who's who, really? I have no idea. Could Jorik Jooken possibly be Jorik? Thank you for asking this, MykeGregory. Is there any Sherlock here to solve the case for us?

[Nightmare]

@ fred: Probably shouldn't piss off the guy calling for your head to be put back on a spike. D:

_____
When did the AC Docs finally get with the times?

[jamz]

When did the AC Docs finally get with the times?

You won't believe how long it took me to make that crouch-jump gif.

[MykeGregory]

Who's who, really? I have no idea. Could Jorik Jooken possibly be Jorik? Thank you for asking this, MykeGregory. Is there any Sherlock here to solve the case for us?

Going to be honest, i'v never played with or even heard of Jorik.
And Teabagging has been in the docs for a while i think..

[Edward]

I got a cheat client few weeks ago to look for wallhaxers...

I have coded several cheat clients for myself but never used them outside singleplayer or test servers. You're essentially equating "having cheats" with "using cheats dishonestly".

You do realize Xenon does that too...remember the whole FuRy case?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ARE WE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO TRUST ALL THOSE GUYS??? I DONT TRUST THEM. Why the fuck would you need hack clients? You dont even report cheaters like Jamz or few others.

[Xenon]

I don't play publics because it's not fun anymore.
i report people that are worth reporting. if i ever catch anyone i report them tyvm

[Orynge]

This is quotes thread, not a hacking debate thread.

[Edward]

I quoted people (because it si the quote thread) and said what I had to said (consider it as a self quote). If you have something to add .. well start a thread :p

[Nightmare]

Spoiler

[Marti]

Marti, our favorite guy from Sweden. Or somewhere over in that area..

[Vanquish]

<01:19:45> "TeamSpeakUser": <3
<01:19:48> "TeamSpeakUser": i love you
<01:19:57> "vanquish": eh
<01:19:58> "TeamSpeakUser": i never had to courage to say it until ow
<01:20:05> "TeamSpeakUser": i love you with all my life
<01:20:18> "TeamSpeakUser": i fell in love with you when i first met you
<01:20:24> "TeamSpeakUser": you beautiful long hair
<01:20:31> "TeamSpeakUser": your pale white skin
<01:20:36> "TeamSpeakUser": i want to kiss you
<01:20:42> "TeamSpeakUser": i want you to be all mine
<01:20:47> "TeamSpeakUser": i want you to love me back
<01:20:54> "TeamSpeakUser": please be mine <3



EDIT when he saw the quote:

<01:22:36> "TeamSpeakUser": yay
<01:22:42> "TeamSpeakUser": i wanted that to happen
<01:22:44> "TeamSpeakUser": <3

[Artemis]

<06:01:35> "vanquish": my anus feels itchy, ima get my cat to lick it

[Vanquish]

can you not post fake quotes plz


EDIT: I don't even have a cat

[Artemis]

<01:32:34> "vanquish": REMOVE EET!

EDIT:
umad bro? :D
sexual attraction to cars, wasnt it? :DDDDDD

[Vanquish]

can you not post fake quotes plz

technically i'm not offtopic as i posted a quote.

[Mystered]

technically you're offtopic since the whole subforum is named offtopic

[#M|A#Wolf]

technically you're offtopic since the whole subforum is named offtopic

[Orynge]

[17:24:31] <Aekom> just finished playing 2 hours of woodcutter simulator 2013, thrilling storyline

[D3M0NW0LF]

Stop downloading bad porn, good porn doesn't make you lag.

I'm PARTYROCKER in case you guys didn't figure that out XD

I just had a cool idea. Everytime I activate the skin loop, the super mario star power up song goes off!

[macm]

Looks like you were playing with /fov 90.... That's full blown retarded son... xD

[Nightmare]

1Cap no offense but learn some fucking grammar. Reading your shit is like navigating the goddamn Mayan temples.

[D3M0NW0LF]

No.

[Ronald_Reagan]

nope those ain't stars, they're MikeGregory's balls shutting your eyelids!

[X-Ray_Dog]

[12:37:48] <Pi_blueberry> How did you see the invisibility hacker?

[Orynge]

[SELECT ALL] Code:

[14:15:28] <mib_8gkppc> thrawn_
[14:15:30] <mib_8gkppc> test time
[14:15:31] <mib_8gkppc> :)
[14:15:36] <Thrawn_> what?
[14:15:41] <mib_8gkppc> test time
[14:15:47] <mib_8gkppc> noobicus.org 0 match
[14:15:47] <Thrawn_> what test
[14:15:54] <mib_8gkppc> for your app
[14:15:55] <mib_8gkppc> ;)
[14:15:56] <Thrawn_> Ohhh
[14:16:16] <B}Nightmare> tired ,_,
[14:16:18] <B}Nightmare> goodnight all
[14:16:24] <Thrawn_> gn nightmare
[14:16:26] <B}Nightmare> gl Thrawn_, pwn shadowzz
[14:16:28] <-- B}Nightmare has left #PBClan
[14:16:35] <mib_8gkppc> lol
[14:23:53] <Thrawn_> mib_8gkppc: noone's there
[14:27:05] <mib_8gkppc> oh
[14:27:06] <mib_8gkppc> sorry
[14:27:08] <mib_8gkppc> forgot to show up
[14:27:10] <mib_8gkppc> my bad
[14:32:56] <mib_8gkppc> thrawn
[14:32:59] <mib_8gkppc> thrawn_
[14:33:01] <mib_8gkppc> i'll be there in a few
[14:46:19] <mib_8gkppc> thrawn_
[14:46:20] <mib_8gkppc> yo
[14:48:23] <Thrawn_> what
[14:48:59] <Thrawn_> you're still not there
[14:49:59] <mib_8gkppc> oh

Silly, silly Shad.

[D3M0NW0LF]

I'm a banana!

I used to b good XD

In response that same day...

Then you took a bullet to the head, signed by myself.

That awkward moment when you're eating fried chicken and you make a kissing sound... o.o

OHYES! is doing it right!

[Jg99]

who the fuck is =AoW=Destro u mean =AoW=Destroy?

[D3M0NW0LF]

who the fuck is =AoW=Destro u mean =AoW=Destroy?

whoops typo! I'll fix that.

EDIT

Fixed the typo.