The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
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nategold91    does anybody know the map with the the secret passages
    nategold91    and the platforms
    eQ|MaiMeeTur    ...
    jamz    ac_gtfo
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[12:36] <Mr_OpTic> dont you just ighsafbsapiobfdo0iabgfna
[12:36] <Mr_OpTic> http://tinyurl.com/6voteft
[12:36] <sgtd> LOL
[12:37] <Mr_OpTic> seriously, i could, omg
[12:37] <Mr_OpTic> the things i would do
[12:37] <sgtd> lool
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[11:25:42] <feng> noob lagger
[11:25:47] <Undead> gg's
[11:25:49] <Undead> nice try
[11:25:51] <feng> no
[11:25:53] <feng> u lag
[11:25:55] <feng> i cant see u
[11:25:56] <feng> fix ping
[11:26:18] <feng> u knw, u only win because u lag
[11:26:24] <@Waffles> feng, even when he wasn't lagging he was still whooping your ass
[11:26:32] <@Waffles> just accept that you're far worse than him and move on
[11:26:37] <feng> no
[11:26:39] <feng> undead lagger
[11:26:52] <Undead> you need to improve your gameplay before you can challenge me again
[11:27:00] <feng> OK, I WILL SHOW U
[11:27:02] <Undead> you arn't a high enough level
[11:27:04] <feng> REMATCH ANOTHER TIME
[11:27:09] <feng> U WIN TODAY
[11:27:10] <@Damtsay> lol
[11:27:12] <@Damtsay> he s mad
[11:27:14] <Undead> i win every day
[11:27:23] <feng> i will prove to u ur nothing
[11:27:31] <Aight> lol
[11:27:35] <@k4z> LOOOL
[11:27:57] <@{BoB}slackie> go go go i believe you feng !
[11:28:03] <feng> im a good skilled player
[11:28:06] <@Waffles> lol
[11:28:06] <feng> u arent
[11:28:07] <Undead> lol
[11:28:09] <feng> u just a noob
[11:28:10] <sgtd> lol
[11:28:11] <feng> from nowhere
[11:28:24] <@Waffles> feng are you gonna post a loss finally?
[11:28:28] <feng> NO
[11:28:28] <@Waffles> now would be the time
[11:28:30] <feng> IM OUT OF HERE
[11:28:31] <@Waffles> after getting rocked
[11:28:31] <Undead> lol
[11:28:33] <sgtd> haha
[11:28:36] <@{BoB}slackie> rofl
[11:28:36] <feng> I HATE LOSING TO LAGGER/NOOBS
[11:28:37] <feng> IM OUT
[11:28:41] * feng ([email protected]) Quit (Quit)
[11:28:41] <@Waffles> cya
[11:28:43] <Undead> hahahaha
[11:28:44] <sgtd> ahaha
[11:28:49] <sgtd> RQ
[11:29:00] <@Waffles> what an idiot
[11:29:08] <@k4z> xD
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<jamz> we can't afford to upset customers
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[14:57] <+feng|AC> i kicked nova out of my clan
[14:57] <+feng|AC> u knw nova?
[15:03] <+B}ShadowZ> yeah
[15:03] <+B}ShadowZ> nova's so cool
[15:03] <+B}ShadowZ> :(
[15:03] <+B}ShadowZ> such a nice person
[15:12] <+feng|AC> lol
[15:18] == feng [[email protected]] has joined #HyPE
[15:18] == mode/#HyPE [+v feng] by ChanServ
[15:19] == feng|AC [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout]
[15:37] <+feng> lol guess what guys
[15:37] <+feng> nova delete my clans website
[15:37] <@JoeSmith> your like a troll without the Face of one
[15:37] <+B}ShadowZ> YES
[15:37] <+B}ShadowZ> GOOD JOB NOVA
[15:37] <+feng> .
[15:37] <@ilucky> LOL
[15:37] <@ilucky> NOVA
[15:37] <+B}ShadowZ> THE BOY DID SOMETHING RIGHT
[15:37] <@ilucky> WHAT A NOOB
[15:37] <+B}ShadowZ> ^ UMAD
[15:37] <+feng> thats sad
[15:37] <+B}ShadowZ> the boy did something right for once
[15:37] <@ilucky> Feng
[15:37] <+B}ShadowZ> ._.
[15:37] <@ilucky> make ur own
[15:37] <@JoeSmith> feng why would you let someone have access to something like that
[15:37] <+feng> idk how ;/
[15:37] <@ilucky> dude
[15:37] <+feng> he made the website
[15:37] <@ilucky> im an idiot
[15:37] <@ilucky> and i can make a forum
[15:38] <+feng> lol idk seriously..
[15:38] <+feng> :S
[15:38] <+B}ShadowZ> ^ doubtful
[15:38] <@ilucky> doesnt have to be badass like hypes forum
[15:38] <@ilucky> cant be a shitty one
[15:38] <+feng> idk how to make simple website
[15:38] <+feng> -.-
[15:38] <@ilucky> You dont know how to make follow simple instructions?
[15:38] <+feng> no
[15:39] <@ilucky> dumbass
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feng: btw whop
[3:47pm] feng: my website for clan got deleted
[3:47pm] feng:
[3:47pm] whop: y
[3:47pm] feng: nov
[3:47pm] feng: nova
[3:47pm] feng: delete
[3:47pm] feng:
[3:48pm] whop: y
[3:48pm] feng: i kicked
[3:48pm] feng: him out of clan
[3:48pm] whop: lol
[3:48pm] Jg99Bot_: LOL
[3:48pm] whop: y did you kick him out
[3:49pm] feng: applying
[3:49pm] feng: TBR
[3:49pm] feng: while in KyR
[3:49pm] feng: and lying to me alot
[3:49pm] whop: he did the same thing in dyH
[3:49pm] whop: he made up a whole story saying he had a brother that played AC
[3:49pm] feng: OMG
[3:49pm] feng: HE SAID
[3:49pm] feng: THAT ProXSky
[3:49pm] feng: is his brother
[3:49pm] feng: ..
[3:49pm] feng: and like random shit..
[3:51pm] feng:  http://forum.cubers.net/thread-45-post-84871.html#pid84871
[3:51pm] feng: lol
[3:51pm] Jg99Bot_: LOL
[3:51pm] feng: http://kyr.createaforum.com/index.php?action=register
[3:51pm] feng:
[3:51pm] Jg99Bot_: LOL
[3:51pm] feng: thx to ResTEasY
[3:51pm] feng is now known as AIMBOT.
[3:51pm] Jg99Bot_: feng changed nick to AIMBOT, Trying to be an alias, huh?
[3:54pm] whop: Qontrol is blacklisted on all my servers
[3:54pm] whop: and you wonder why I hated him AIMBOT
[3:54pm] whop: cause he is a prick
[3:54pm] AIMBOT: why?
[3:55pm] AIMBOT: yea
[3:55pm] AIMBOT:  i understand
[3:55pm] whop: He also has a sister that plays Assault Cube too
[3:55pm] AIMBOT: http://kyr.createaforum.com/index.php
[3:55pm] AIMBOT:
[3:55pm] AIMBOT: LOL
[3:55pm] Jg99Bot_: LOL
[3:55pm] AIMBOT: i knw
[3:55pm] AIMBOT: thats fucking weird
[3:55pm] AIMBOT: lol
[3:55pm] Jg99Bot_: LOL
[3:56pm] whop: The funny thing is all of Qontrol's alias' brothers and sisters are all pricks.
[3:56pm] whop: lol
[3:56pm] Jg99Bot_: LOL
[3:56pm] whop: Post this on the Assault Cube Quotes thread
[3:56pm] whop: all of it
[3:56pm] whop: about us talking about NoVa
[3:56pm] AIMBOT: post what?
[3:56pm] AIMBOT: why
[3:56pm] whop: I want NoVa to get pissed
[3:57pm] AIMBOT: u do it
[3:57pm] AIMBOT: lol
[3:57pm] Jg99Bot_: LOL
[3:57pm] whop: ResTEasY
[3:57pm] whop: you do it
[3:57pm] AIMBOT: yea
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(23 Jan 12, 01:43AM)Undead Wrote:
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[11:25:42] <feng> noob lagger
[11:25:47] <Undead> gg's
[11:25:49] <Undead> nice try
[11:25:51] <feng> no
[11:25:53] <feng> u lag
[11:25:55] <feng> i cant see u
[11:25:56] <feng> fix ping
[11:26:18] <feng> u knw, u only win because u lag
[11:26:24] <@Waffles> feng, even when he wasn't lagging he was still whooping your ass
[11:26:32] <@Waffles> just accept that you're far worse than him and move on
[11:26:37] <feng> no
[11:26:39] <feng> undead lagger
[11:26:52] <Undead> you need to improve your gameplay before you can challenge me again
[11:27:00] <feng> OK, I WILL SHOW U
[11:27:02] <Undead> you arn't a high enough level
[11:27:04] <feng> REMATCH ANOTHER TIME
[11:27:09] <feng> U WIN TODAY
[11:27:10] <@Damtsay> lol
[11:27:12] <@Damtsay> he s mad
[11:27:14] <Undead> i win every day
[11:27:23] <feng> i will prove to u ur nothing
[11:27:31] <Aight> lol
[11:27:35] <@k4z> LOOOL
[11:27:57] <@{BoB}slackie> go go go i believe you feng !
[11:28:03] <feng> im a good skilled player
[11:28:06] <@Waffles> lol
[11:28:06] <feng> u arent
[11:28:07] <Undead> lol
[11:28:09] <feng> u just a noob
[11:28:10] <sgtd> lol
[11:28:11] <feng> from nowhere
[11:28:24] <@Waffles> feng are you gonna post a loss finally?
[11:28:28] <feng> NO
[11:28:28] <@Waffles> now would be the time
[11:28:30] <feng> IM OUT OF HERE
[11:28:31] <@Waffles> after getting rocked
[11:28:31] <Undead> lol
[11:28:33] <sgtd> haha
[11:28:36] <@{BoB}slackie> rofl
[11:28:36] <feng> I HATE LOSING TO LAGGER/NOOBS
[11:28:37] <feng> IM OUT
[11:28:41] * feng ([email protected]) Quit (Quit)
[11:28:41] <@Waffles> cya
[11:28:43] <Undead> hahahaha
[11:28:44] <sgtd> ahaha
[11:28:49] <sgtd> RQ
[11:29:00] <@Waffles> what an idiot
[11:29:08] <@k4z> xD
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(23 Jan 12, 06:18PM)MasterKaen Wrote:
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<jamz> we can't afford to upset customers
I thought Kiwi's response was better:
Quote:<RandumKiwi> You're right, because they might try and return the software!
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<20:53:55> ".Al!ve"": je dois practiser seulement
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[19:22] <+B}ShadowZ> lol
[19:22] <+B}ShadowZ> gdm
[19:22] <+B}ShadowZ> as allies in ByPE
[19:22] <+B}ShadowZ> i propose
[19:22] <+B}ShadowZ> we bring him down
[19:23] <+B}ShadowZ> \:D
[19:23] <@gdm> we collectively cock-slap him?
[19:23] <@gdm> oh
[19:23] <+B}ShadowZ> ^ sure sure
[19:23] <+B}ShadowZ> xD
[19:23] <+Exia> ._.
[19:23] <@gdm> or bring him down.
[19:23] <@gdm> sure.
[19:23] <@gdm> dw Exia
[19:23] <+B}ShadowZ> ^ lol
[19:23] <+Exia> -goes to the ac forum-
[19:23] <@gdm> or collective cock is a whole 2.5 inches
[19:23] <+B}ShadowZ> xD
[19:23] <@gdm> (rounded to the nearest 10th of an inch)
[19:23] <+B}ShadowZ> somebody has a negative length penis? o_o
[19:23] <@gdm> no?
[19:23] <@gdm> oh
[19:23] <@gdm> I get it
[19:23] <@gdm> good one

Scared. Yes?
P3D0s? Definitely.
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<feng|ac> seriously...
<feng> ok
<feng> i will stop being a douche

<feng> i have wallhack too
<feng> and knife hack

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<SKB> up here!
<Andrez> hmmm....
<Andrez> Alien, Deathstar......where are they? :/
<jamz> I think they both got destroyed in famous sci-fi films
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(25 Jan 12, 09:18PM)PolarHedgehog Wrote: So how do my fellow assaultcubers manage in the kitchen?
(25 Jan 12, 11:48PM)Mael Wrote: I cook grenades.

(25 Jan 12, 11:48PM)MerCyKiL Wrote: (trying to be witty)
(25 Jan 12, 11:48PM)tempest Wrote: This is not 4chan, this is not some generic everything-goes discussion forum, this is actually related to a certain game called AssaultCube.
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(25 Jan 12, 04:24AM)|FOX|Exia Wrote:
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[19:22] <+B}ShadowZ> lol
[19:22] <+B}ShadowZ> gdm
[19:22] <+B}ShadowZ> as allies in ByPE
[19:22] <+B}ShadowZ> i propose
[19:22] <+B}ShadowZ> we bring him down
[19:23] <+B}ShadowZ> \:D
[19:23] <@gdm> we collectively cock-slap him?
[19:23] <@gdm> oh
[19:23] <+B}ShadowZ> ^ sure sure
[19:23] <+B}ShadowZ> xD
[19:23] <+Exia> ._.
[19:23] <@gdm> or bring him down.
[19:23] <@gdm> sure.
[19:23] <@gdm> dw Exia
[19:23] <+B}ShadowZ> ^ lol
[19:23] <+Exia> -goes to the ac forum-
[19:23] <@gdm> or collective cock is a whole 2.5 inches
[19:23] <+B}ShadowZ> xD
[19:23] <@gdm> (rounded to the nearest 10th of an inch)
[19:23] <+B}ShadowZ> somebody has a negative length penis? o_o
[19:23] <@gdm> no?
[19:23] <@gdm> oh
[19:23] <@gdm> I get it
[19:23] <@gdm> good one

Scared. Yes?
P3D0s? Definitely.

I need to be more cognizant of the dangers of sleep-deprived irc. . .
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(27 Jan 12, 07:03PM)MykeGregory Wrote: Sorry to revive this thread but what is the record for most headshots in a row? I just got 7.

(27 Jan 12, 07:19PM)Mael Wrote: Myuk has that record.
Made my day.
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<ilucky> watching a mexican movie
<ilucky> like a boss
<JoeSmith> you mean like a mexican
<ilucky> No
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[20:46:01]    Aekom    sgtd doesnt like it when mai plays the guitar
[20:46:27]    eQ|Lantry    why not?
[20:50:06]    Aekom    as far as i can tell, it's a mixture of things
[20:51:43]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Lool
[20:51:51]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    1) I have differing views on what to play
[20:51:55]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    2) I'm better than sgtd|makingAnOmelette
[20:52:01]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    3) I play all the songs he knows better
[20:52:12]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    4) I play an ecclectic mix of genres :3
[20:52:33]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Although, Aekom's reasons for thinking so may be different, eQ|Lantry
[20:52:48]    Aekom    i was gonna say 2) and 4)
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Lantry Wrote:don't quote me on that
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[14:10:11] * ExPiReDxSc0P3zZ ([email protected]) has joined #assaultcube
[14:10:18] <ExPiReDxSc0P3zZ> HEY GUYS
[14:10:23] <ExPiReDxSc0P3zZ> stupid caps
[14:10:37] <ExPiReDxSc0P3zZ> havnt played this game in longg time lol
[14:10:49] <X-Ray_Dog> you have
[14:10:52] <X-Ray_Dog> the most beautiful eyes
[14:11:04] * ExPiReDxSc0P3zZ ([email protected]) Quit ( Signed off )
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(31 Jan 12, 03:40AM)Dr.Rockzo Wrote:
(29 Jan 12, 08:42AM)MrFox Wrote: * Blacklist report
* A detailed description of what they did: I have seen this player in servers before, and they constantly vote to ban people for ridiculous reasons similar to things like "FIGHT_THE_POWER", "DR_ROCKZO_YEAH" or other silly things that are not valid reasons (unfortunately I don't have screenshots of the vote abuse, if I come across him doing it again I will be sure to grab one), and upon telling him what I thought of him and advising him I would be reporting him to be blacklisted he advised me to "DO IT FAGGOT". I lost my cool a bit with this guy and called him an idiot (bad of me I know >.<) but I was fed up with him consistently ruining games. I hope that I have provided enough information to hopefully blacklist this repeat offender. Feel free to request any further information!
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
My excuses pertained to what users were doing or their names, which were trollable, dumb, and/or occasionally malevolent (AKA I actually had some hackers kicked). I scored 3rd or 4th highest out of 20 if I even put in a little effort. I was not ruining anything: I was calling upon others to ruin it for me. All the yesses were normal people who agreed with my sentiments, and if they were banned, it is not my sole responsibility.

Think about it.

P.S. I DO COCAINE

Thats so much not funny, it makes me cry.
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(31 Jan 12, 03:40AM)Dr.Rockzo Wrote: P.S. I DO COCAINE
I thought as much...
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(31 Jan 12, 01:11PM)MykeGregory Wrote:
(31 Jan 12, 03:40AM)Dr.Rockzo Wrote: P.S. I DO COCAINE
I thought as much...

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(31 Jan 12, 07:36PM).ExodusS* Wrote:
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(01 Feb 12, 03:19AM)Nightmare Wrote: ...

U BROKE DA ROOLZ
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nitemare tuff, brah

I felt weird and dirty typing that
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[16:32:52]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Mr_OpTic: Once eQ can consistently beat HyPE, we're coming after BoB
[16:33:08]    Mr_OpTic    shouldnt be too long then huehuehue
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