The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Orynge]

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[14:17] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> Nah, you wanna see a good custom map?
[14:17] <@eQ|Lantry> inb4 hovel
[14:17] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> Try ac_hovel
[14:17] <@eQ|MaiMeeTur> ...
[14:17] <@eQ|Lantry> too easy

[VenteX]

Whoa... post 1111, guys.

Make a wish or something.

[Snoosnoo]

superkiller1213 - i was hopeing some one could make me a minigun mod with a aiamtion of the spining barrel with 6 barrels and it could possably have knifes,swords,chainsaws taped to the barrel and it could be a knife mod as well i was hopeing for the chainsaws but ill be lucky to get the mini gun and a side note ive been looking foe some player skins like a skeleten or a guillie suit and im open for and weapon mod or skin and i was hoping for a sig it would be my firset and if u make it put that u made it not me and i hope i get some cool stuff cant wait to see it

Oh my god. XD

[lucky]

Maybe just go play Call of duty bro :D

[Xenon]

lucky Highspeed is unavailable...so stop cry

Go Play CoD, oh wait, You can't :(

[X-Ray_Dog]

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[22:26:47] <X-Ray_Dog> RR join da partay :D
[22:26:56] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> :3
[22:27:02] <X-Ray_Dog> .... and now there is moth blood on my monitor
[22:27:05] <X-Ray_Dog> k gn
[22:27:29] <X-Ray_Dog> and it does not smell like chicken
[22:27:41] <Habluka> that's because it didn't eat chicken
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[22:28:29] <Habluka> I'm assuming he's speculating about the taste of the moth
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[22:28:45] <Habluka> of course it wouldn't smell or taste like chicken
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[22:28:52] <Habluka> unless it generally ate chicken
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[22:29:11] <Habluka> insects' tastes afaik are generally influenced by what they eat

Considering no one else said anything and he kept speculating about the moth and critters over 2 minutes... yeah

[VenteX]

drop out and live in a mcdonalds
they have nice wifi

[lucky]

lucky Highspeed is unavailable...so stop cry

Go Play CoD, oh wait, You can't :(

BRO go get banned for hacking again :D

[Alien]

Saying Java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[17:49:10]    X-Ray_Dog    psh, yeah
[17:49:18]    X-Ray_Dog    the main problem I think
[17:49:30]    X-Ray_Dog    I use so much bandwidth to my computer, that the router just kicks me off
[17:49:41]    X-Ray_Dog    which is gay
[17:50:38]    X-Ray_Dog    so yeah, im starting to get over my hype hangover and now I need to go occupy myself
[17:50:41]    X-Ray_Dog    ttyl
[17:51:04]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Ahlright mate
[17:51:05]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    ttyl <3
[17:51:09]    sgtd    cya xrd
[17:51:15]    <--|    X-Ray_Dog has left #eq-*******
[17:52:56]    Aekom    what does that mean...he's gonna jerk off?

[Jason]

[18:43] <Undead`> calm down jamz
[18:44] <Undead`> i am sure we can resolve this situation with a clear mind
[18:44] <@jamz> no - we have to get irrational
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[18:44] <WAR_> Man yh admin abuse maybe but it's becouse shes is my gf
[18:44] <Undead`> lol
[18:45] <@Bukz> xD
[18:45] <@RantingHuman> *LOL
[18:45] <@jamz> She's Canadian, you're Brazilian
[18:45] <@jamz> nice relationship


I loved reading through these :L

[Kakarrot]

<B}Nightmare>jamz plays what? D:
<eQ|Gibarix>The trombone
<Waffles>skin flute
<Waffles> :D

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[17:31:54] <+Gibarix> omg
[17:31:55] <+Gibarix> http://oi52.tinypic.com/avol4x.jpg
[17:32:03] <+Gibarix> why do i still have that

If you know who that is, then this makes it all the more funny :)

I
Hate
You
DIE :D
(jkiloveyou)

[jamz]

<B}Nightmare>jamz plays what? D:
<eQ|Gibarix>The trombone
<Waffles>skin flute
<Waffles> :D

ಠ_ಠ

...I see Wine makers did a great job, useful, powerful and important tool :)

Amen, and cheers!

[Nightmare]

<B}Nightmare>jamz plays what? D:
<eQ|Gibarix>The trombone
<Waffles>skin flute
<Waffles> :D

ಠ_ಠ

<3

[titiPT]

17:23 <B}reallynothere> ok, everyone put their country in their nick
17:23 *** B}reallynothere is now known as B}titiPT
17:23 <Misty|afk> no
17:23 <Misty|afk> people will think i cheat

(misty is from brazil)

[Jason]

http://gyazo.com/e320efccd5f005fcdda8f17265fdc16f

[V-Man]

A robot dance! xD

Every day i'm shuffling!

Every day i'm ing!

[|FOX|Exia]

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[17:45] <@eQ|sgtd> lol
[17:45] <@eQ|Nukpwr> ?
[17:46] <@eQ|Nukpwr> Who got banned
[17:46] <@eQ|sgtd> your balls
[17:46] <@eQ|Nukpwr> Nice
[17:46] <@eQ|sgtd> ikr xD
[17:46] <@eQ|Nukpwr> Had to use a range right?
[17:46] <@eQ|Nukpwr> Those things are huge
[17:46] <@eQ|sgtd> yep

[18:02] <+MusicMan10> $$$ COMING TO MY MINECRAFT SERVER WILL GROW YOUR P**** FIVE INCHES $$$

^^ Discuss ^^

Oh Mai.

[V-Man]

Exaggerating about the size of one's genitals is actually a very odd behavior.

[MykeGregory]

Exaggerating about the size of one's genitals is actually a very odd behavior.

its not the size. its how you use them on your opponents

[V-Man]

Which of your buttons don't work?
I lost the "W" on my old laptop... ;_;

Bah, who needs a W button? You'll find the greatest players are always going backwards.

[V-Man]

I am about to take you on a journey a trip into sight and sound, picture a world (lets call it jg land) where every server on the MS constantly blinks out its message in a symphony of light and colour.

Epileptics every where forced to dance to the tune of the blinking MS, gamers eyes burned by the constant neon colour flashing, young children mesmerised by its constant non message.

Devs face in hands screaming "why why did we let jg have his blinking fun" their pale skins burnt by the flashing light of their LCD monitors.

Now come on no one wants to see AC/DEV's in this state, we all know they should be locked away in darkened rooms writing secret code, and you asked why...

[Fate]

[17:47] == capella [[email protected]] has joined #HyPE
[17:47] == mode/#HyPE [+v capella] by ChanServ
[17:47] <@gdm> guys
[17:47] <+capella> hi gdm
[17:47] <@gdm> would you be upset if I f2 the app
[17:47] <@gdm> hrmm
[17:47] <@gdm> awkward
[17:47] <+capella> me?

EDIT: "capella" is the applicant, and gdm didn't notice capella had entered the chatroom as he was typing.

[titiPT]

16:29 <eQ|Kalas> youre so lucky i dont have OP
16:29 <eQ|Kalas> !down
16:29 +++ ChanServ has taken voice from eQ|Kalas

[Think3r]

AC is not dead. Players are.

[Nightmare]

Edited into a guy's post, for putting contraband websites in his own post after it was taken out a few times. Thought it was funny. :)

You agreed to this when you registered. If you edit this post again, you will be banned.

edit: rage edited my post rageeeee <3

[Kalas]

B}ShadowZ THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
B}ShadowZ VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
B}ShadowZ GALILEO
B}ShadowZ GALILEO
B}ShadowZ i'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
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it was his cue

[RandumKiwi]

HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY.
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!

[Andrez]

Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[17:11:46]    B}Nightmare    joining eQ atfer RR bans me for destroying pb forums,