The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Xenon]

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http://pastebin.com/PEGJ4a6Z

mels better than you xenon

Nah, he used to be better, he can't play with over 10 ping.

[MusicMan10]

[18:08] <jamz> u mad? There are loads of dull moments

[Kakarrot]

<Toxicchix> you seem mad at me ):<
<NightHawkd> im not
<Kakarrot> NightHawkd just hasn't fapped yet
<Kakarrot> wow
<Kakarrot> xchat does not recognize contractions
<Toxicchix> mmk
<NightHawkd> ynnnn
<NightHawkd> !8ball does Kakarrot fap?
<ChanServ> NightHawkd: It is decidedly so.
<NightHawkd> ha!
<NightHawkd> !8ball does NightHakwd fap?
<ChanServ> NightHawkd: Who do you think I am, DiLL?
<NightHawkd> !8ball does NightHakwd fap
<ChanServ> NightHawkd: Are you mad?!
<NightHawkd> !8ball do I fap?
<ChanServ> NightHawkd: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
<NightHawkd> lol
<Toxicchix> LMAOZZZ

[Syntax]

<a-d-a-m> drakas
<a-d-a-m> drakas
<a-d-a-m> drakas
<a-d-a-m> drakas
<a-d-a-m> drakas
<a-d-a-m> drakas
<a-d-a-m> faggot idler
<a-d-a-m> your all faggot idlers

[X-Ray_Dog]

[15:19] <@Toxicchix> HI
[15:19] <+X-Ray_Dog> no
[15:19] <@NightHawkd> lol
[15:19] <@Toxicchix> !8ball hi
[15:19] <@ChanServ> Toxicchix: No.

[MusicMan10]

I don't have to justify warning points!

this is what the mods actually think


Mod edit: User warned for malicious intentional misquote.
If you're going to quote me, don't leave out the important bits.

[Cemer]

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19:48    <Toxicchix> see
19:48    <Toxicchix> you no love meh )':
19:48    <NightHawkd> Madi u know i love u
19:48    <Toxicchix> DONT LIE TO ME

[Habluka]

[10:37:49] <@Undead> participating in a discussion with v-man is like cutting your rectum out of your anus, cooking it and eating it

[Zarjio]

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// Name: [DSotM]W4R, aka MR.GR4N4D3S, R2E|W4R
// Ban reason: Grenades in TOSOK

Me and Hannah got banned for absolutely no reason! I will put you off of your charge when i get back!

[CicloN]

No! Just cheat with the map-restriction as Megatowers' mapper made.

[MusicMan10]

Gone through my third set of pants in the Past 15 minutes...

[Oracle]

<acinter> ATTENTION: AC-Inter bot now has 2 NEW COMMANDS! $zombies (for organizing a fun zombie match. SEE #ac-zombie for more info) $mapping (for finding a mapping partner)
<B}Ronald_Reagan> AC-Spam bot \:D
<JoeSmith> giggity
<ikljo> lmao
<B}ShadowZ> lolwtf
<B}ShadowZ> y'all teamed up with the zombie crew?
<acinter> JoeSmith: is looking for an AC Zombie match. Go to TEST
<acinter> y'all teamed up with the zombie crew?
<B}ShadowZ> though i must say i love that mapping option
<B}Ronald_Reagan> :X
<ikljo> WTF
<B}ShadowZ> wtf

acinter be mockin' me ^

[Cemer]

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23:01    <B}ShadowZ> disney world is the bomb
23:01    <B}Verse> Give me the open praries of MT anyday over that stuff
23:02    <B}Verse> yah thinks so?
23:02    <B}Verse> Pardon me, is 'bomb' a good or bad thing
23:02    B}Verse thinks bad.
23:02    <B}Verse> Destroys your whole vacation

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[19:27:57]    Mr_OpTic    mmmmm
[19:28:15]    Mr_OpTic    ok im kinda choking on the stone
[19:28:37]    Mr_OpTic    i got bored swo i stuffed the last 4/5ths into my mouth lol
[19:29:02]    Mr_OpTic    im going in for a 2nd
[19:29:08]    Mr_OpTic    cuz ima naughty lad

[sgt.d]

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[13:01] eQ|Nukpwr> Guys wanna hear something fucked up?
[13:01] eQ|sgtdAFK> :P sure
[13:01] eQ|Nukpwr> my 14 year old brother slept in a tent with a 21 year old gay guy
[13:01] eQ|sgtdAFK> -_-
[13:01] eQ|Nukpwr> My brothers gay =_=
[13:01] Cemer|AC> Tell him to meet Gibarix
[13:01] eQ|Nukpwr> LOL
[13:02] eQ|sgtdAFK> lol 


[Oracle]

<Shoter> hey
<B}ShadowZ> hi
<B}ShadowZ> what
<Shoter> friend can help me?
<B}ShadowZ> um
<B}ShadowZ> no sorry
<Shoter> you are from?
<B}ShadowZ> me?
<B}ShadowZ> i'm from Earth
<Shoter> unlock my ip c I want to play plz help
<B}ShadowZ> i don't know how
<B}ShadowZ> lo siento senor
<B}ShadowZ> no puedo ayudarte
<Shoter> Kenya can help me:?
<B}ShadowZ> lol
<B}ShadowZ> i don't know
<B}ShadowZ> don't ask me

[Cemer]

<Shoter> Kenya can help me:?

No. You Ghana pay for what you did.

[jamz]

This is a warning to anyone else who was about Togo and post another Africa pun here. You Congo jump. Don't do it, or you are Guinea-Bissau-ry.

[Orynge]

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// Name: [DSotM]W4R, aka MR.GR4N4D3S, R2E|W4R
// Ban reason: Grenades in TOSOK

Me and Hannah got banned for absolutely no reason! I will put you off of your charge when i get back!

Expanding on that...
http://pastebin.com/tnuUzJAi
Yes, it's 90 minutes long. But it's totally worth reading it.

[Oracle]

http://pastie.org/2330595
Life and times of the AC mods.

[MusicMan10]

anderson on musicman10:

[14:50] <DES|Anderson> I do alot of work with youngsters who have been bullied and or have learning difficulties, and please do not get offended but there are some striking simularities

[Kakarrot]

Quit("ikljo", "[email protected]", "G-lined (AUTO Excessive connections from a single host.)");

Quit("acinter", "[email protected]", "G-lined (AUTO Excessive connections from a single host.)");

Quit("acinter1", "~DEBUGGING@CPE00222dcb4f71-CM00222dcb4f6d.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com", "G-lined (AUTO Excessive connections from a single host.)");

[Ronald_Reagan]

If you want to continue reading the saga.
http://pastebin.com/0cGBivw1

[NightHawkd]

<AnnoyingKid> Yeah
<NightHawkd> lol i didnt know that XD
<AnnoyingKid> stfu
<AnnoyingKid> T.T
<AnnoyingKid> WAAAAAAA
<NightHawkd> ?
<NightHawkd> and its TT.TT btw XD
<AnnoyingKid> NOES
<NightHawkd> lol
<AnnoyingKid> I CAN'T AFFORD THE TWO EXTRA I'S
<NightHawkd> u mean T's?
<AnnoyingKid> SHADDUP
<NightHawkd> lol
<AnnoyingKid> I CAN'T AFFORD A SPELLING TEACHER EITHER
<NightHawkd> gmmm AC quotes thread? :D
<AnnoyingKid> Lolw/e
<AnnoyingKid> Sigh
<NightHawkd> lol
<NightHawkd> cant afford the space between Lol and w/e?
<AnnoyingKid> HOEW DID U NO?
<NightHawkd> because i smart :D

[Orynge]

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[18:38] * gcjh ([email protected]) has joined #assaultcube
[18:39] <gcjh> this game sucks
[18:39] * gcjh ([email protected]) Quit ( Quit: Page closed )
[18:39] <@Bukz> ty u rock
[18:39] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> we love you too

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[21:04:13]    Kakarrot    i've actually got gibbed by a guy named poo in ac
[21:04:15]    Kakarrot    
[21:12:44]    |<--    Kakarrot has left irc.gamesurge.net (Quit: Leaving)
[21:12:57]    -->|    Kakarrot ([email protected]) has joined #eq-clan
[21:12:57]    =-=    Mode #eq-clan +v Kakarrot by ChanServ
[21:14:46]    AnnoyingKid    Lol
[21:15:01]    AnnoyingKid    "Kaka"rrot was gibbed by Poo
[21:15:05]    AnnoyingKid    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[21:15:20]    X-Ray_Dog    gg

[MusicMan10]

[17:41] <HeWho> Y U TLK LIK DIZ
[17:41] <HeWho> I HURD U LIK MUDKIPZ

[17:59] <HeWho> rap = crap

[18:02] <HeWho> you would smoke
[18:02] <HeWho> maybe thats why your so retarded

sauerbraten players say the most retarded craziest things!

[Mr.OpTic]

Proof: i saw him going too fast

[Joe Smith]

11:34] <+eQ|Nukpwr> Nm
[11:34] <+eQ|Nukpwr> kinda dis-fucking-gruntyl atm
[11:34] <+eQ|Nukpwr> gruntled.
[11:35] <+eQ|Nukpwr> I went to the bathroom to take a piss.
[11:35] <+eQ|Nukpwr> I lift up the seat
[11:35] <+eQ|Nukpwr> and to my fucking surprise
[11:35] <+eQ|Nukpwr> theres no water
[11:35] <+eQ|Nukpwr> and a the most greasiest
[11:35] <+eQ|Nukpwr> nasty
[11:35] <+eQ|Nukpwr> fucking
[11:35] <+eQ|Nukpwr> disgusting shit
[11:35] <+eQ|Nukpwr> I've ever seen in my w
[11:35] <+eQ|Nukpwr> hole life
[11:35] <+eQ|Nukpwr> just starting at me.
[11:35] <+eQ|Nukpwr> I Pissed all over it.
[11:35] <+eQ|Nukpwr> And here I am.
[11:36] <+JoeSmith> gross lol
[11:36] <+eQ|Nukpwr> Tell me about it.
[11:36] <+JoeSmith> shoulda taken a pic
[11:36] <+JoeSmith> did you even try to flush
[11:37] <+eQ|Nukpwr> no water...
[11:37] <+eQ|Nukpwr> That.. "thing" must've soaked it all up.

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[MusicMan10]

[15:21] =-= B}ShadowZ is now known as Dr_Hax
[15:21] === Dr_Hax: member of +#DedicatedEliteSoldiers, +#sgoc, +#eq-clan, +#HyPE, and @#PBClan

...

[08:02] <+hacker> leave what
[08:02] <+hacker> i didnt do anything
[08:02] <+Bukz> allowing people with those kinda nicknames on our IRC is something that we've never done
[08:02] <+Bukz> doesn't look good for us

LMFAO