The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
I know I shouldn't quote myself, but oh how I love ChanServ:
Quote:[01:37am] B}Ronald_Reagan: beer
[01:37am] ChanServ: B}Ronald_Reagan: Pong!
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Quote:<Huntsman> this microscope is great
<Huntsman> for trying to see fate's eyes
<Fate> this microscope is great
<Fate> for trying to find huntsman's dick
<Huntsman> ...
<Huntsman> this microscope is great
<Huntsman> nvm
<Huntsman> u win this time
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(08 Jul 11, 02:54PM)snake_eye Wrote: [Image: arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg]

i'll be back!

(08 Jul 11, 03:03PM)Huntsman Wrote: [Image: hussein.jpg]


I won't.
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[17:50] <DoN|Ta> i throw dicks on ur head
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Conversation somehow deviated to this while we were talking about Texas and my girlfriend being white.

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    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Waffles, I had no idea I was white
[21:04:11]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Interracial ftw
[21:04:14]    Waffles    rough
[21:04:23]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Lol, how's it rough?
[21:04:24]    Jam    are you colorblind?
[21:04:30]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Though her mum did call me ching chong at first
[21:04:35]    Mr_OpTic    macm is
[21:04:36]    Waffles    thats terrible
[21:04:39]    Waffles    and excellent
[21:04:44]    Waffles    yeah macm is heavily colorblind
[21:04:47]    Waffles    red blue too
[21:04:47]    Mr_OpTic    lol
[21:04:48]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Lol I smpl
[21:04:52]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    When she called me that
[21:04:57]    Mr_OpTic    macm fragged teammate Waffles
[21:04:59]    Mr_OpTic    macm fragged teammate Waffles
[21:05:01]    Mr_OpTic    macm fragged teammate Waffles
[21:05:07]    Waffles    "FFS"
[21:05:11]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    You have no idea how much I'm laughing
[21:05:11]    Mr_OpTic    "sorry"
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Quote:[00:10] <+Duckett> lucky gets 200 on Dialup
[00:10] <+kchub> haha
[00:10] <+Bigbaddy> lucky lives in us
[00:10] <+Bigbaddy> ;|
[00:10] <+Bigbaddy> mewtwo is an us server
[00:10] <+Bigbaddy> sooo
[00:11] <+Bigbaddy> he should get 20 ping instead of a 200
[00:13] <+Duckett> lucky lives in cali
[00:13] <+Duckett> Mewtwo hosted in Cali
[00:14] <@Fate> lol
[00:14] <+Duckett> lucky get 250+ Ping
[00:15] <+Duckett> Ahh the powr of dialup
[00:15] <+Bigbaddy> maybe theres a huge wall between him and the server
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(08 Jul 11, 11:51PM)RaulGonzalezBlanco Wrote: Let me know how many posts in this forums include grammar problems.

Let me know how many posts on these forums include grammar problems.
-OR-
Let me know how many posts in this forum include grammar problems.
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hellraiser Wrote:today I just registered and I was figuring wheter or not some of the following things will be implemented in the game:
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3)new mops
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(09 Jul 11, 04:22PM)ursopufe Wrote:
(09 Jul 11, 04:17PM)ursopufe Wrote: Plz Developers, i would like why the server MyS ban me for nothing? omg will be some kind of prejudice Brazil, or no? ever, ever ban Brazil !!

I was playing normal and BAN WTF i'm tired power to give the children!!!

servers admin stupids

I dont ban an kick no reason in my server!!!!


AND I'M bl IN ALL SERVERS MYS WHY? WHAT REASON?????


(09 Jul 11, 04:20PM)Huntsman Wrote: You are probably in a ban range, PM server owner for delban pass, GL


NO REASON GUY, I START AC IN ACTION CUBE BUT TODAY TO BE A SHIT WITH ADMIN STUPIDS, MY SERVER IS OPEN ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE WORLD NO JUST BRAZIL GUY, I HATE ADMINS STUPIDS

The only reason you need not to use google translate.
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Quote:[17:09] <+WolfSRB> drakas left i heard
[17:09] <+WolfSRB> too bad, he contributed a lot
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(17 May 11, 08:27AM)Frogulis Wrote: It's in Russian!
(17 May 11, 08:57AM)a_slow_old_man Wrote:
Rebecca Black Wrote:Everybody is russian
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[17:51] <+lucky> Fate you can go to joes home
[17:51] <+lucky> hes getting lonely anyway
[17:51] <@Fate> lol.
[17:51] <@Fate> joe isnt lonely
[17:51] <+Darkside_> o.O
[17:51] <@Fate> hes a 23 year old guy
[17:51] <+lucky> lewl
[17:51] <@Fate> surely he has a gf
[17:51] <+JoeSmith> i could be just for you Fate
[17:51] <@Fate> SURELY
[17:51] <+Darkside_> lol
[17:51] <+Darkside_> suuuurely
[17:51] <+JoeSmith_> ;)
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(09 Jul 11, 04:22PM)ursopufe Wrote:
(09 Jul 11, 04:17PM)ursopufe Wrote: Plz Developers, i would like why the server MyS ban me for nothing? omg will be some kind of prejudice Brazil, or no? ever, ever ban Brazil !!

I was playing normal and BAN WTF i'm tired power to give the children!!!

servers admin stupids

I dont ban an kick no reason in my server!!!!


AND I'M bl IN ALL SERVERS MYS WHY? WHAT REASON?????


Did he just quote himself?
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V-Man Wrote:"rockers" is throwing me off, I can't guess it.

Stop rocking so fast! Are you a ghetto grandma watching jeopardy?
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(13 Jul 11, 02:10AM)Viper Wrote:
V-Man Wrote:"rockers" is throwing me off, I can't guess it.

Stop rocking so fast! Are you a ghetto grandma watching jeopardy?

The grandma is normally defined as ghetto already.
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I see.
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(09 Jul 11, 11:10PM)jamz Wrote:
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// Name: refresh
// Ban date: 2011-07-09
// Ban reason: aimbot, wallhack
// Proof: http://www.26things.com/ac/forum/TDM_ac_dust2_2011.07.09_2328.dmo
177.19.99.67

Useless important stuff

It looks like this guy uses a dictionary to choose his names.

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Namelist Wrote:jamless
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<+billybro> hey can i join?
<@Aekom> use the application template and make your own thread
<+billybro> it wont let me
<+billybro> i have to register?
<@Aekom> on the forum first, yes
<+billybro> i dont have an email
<@Aekom> billybro, just sign up a google one
<+billybro> omg this is too hard it says unavailable
<+billybro> its not working i give up
<+billybro> this clan is too hard to get in
* +billybro ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Page closed)

o.O
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(13 Jul 11, 07:23AM)Aekom Wrote:
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<+billybro> hey can i join?
<@Aekom> use the application template and make your own thread
<+billybro> it wont let me
<+billybro> i have to register?
<@Aekom> on the forum first, yes
<+billybro> i dont have an email
<@Aekom> billybro, just sign up a google one
<+billybro> omg this is too hard it says unavailable
<+billybro> its not working i give up
<+billybro> this clan is too hard to get in
* +billybro ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Page closed)

o.O

Tell him to join {DIXT}
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He already did, he just has to read the thread to find out about it.
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Killer Wrote:Because I have been banned on this computer, I will just play assault cube on my other computer! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh he's so ignorant. Have fun with your other computer's useless AC. XD
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(13 Jul 11, 07:18PM)Killer Wrote: HOW DARE YOU UNINSTALL ASSAULT CUBE
I love this guy.
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Why was he banned again?

cheating and using forums to say he'll do it again.
P.S. XD

Edeeeeet - // - Probably should've guessed that V-Man. T.T
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[21:59:55]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Although I don't see the point of iCould
[22:00:01]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    There are plenty of other data services available
[22:00:06]    Sonic    ITS THE ALMIGHTY CLOUD
[22:00:09]    Waffles    its a nice security mechanism and thats it
[22:00:11]    Sonic    PEACE BE UPON IT FOREVER
[22:00:12]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    iCloud*
[22:00:21]    Sonic    the google cloud is better
[22:00:22]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Apple's running out of ideas, methinks
[22:00:23]    Sonic    YOU KNOW WHY!?
[22:00:25]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Why?
[22:00:28]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Because it's Google?
[22:00:29]    Sonic    because
[22:00:29]    Waffles    they released something called iLife
[22:00:32]    Waffles    made me lol
[22:00:35]    Sonic    you dont have to own an iphone to use it
[22:00:36]    Sonic    DUH
[22:00:37]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    
[22:00:42]    Sonic    lol
[22:00:43]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Google+ is cool too
[22:00:53]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Search engine monopolies ftw
[22:00:53]    Sonic    have you been to "Me"?
[22:00:56]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Nope
[22:01:02]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Have you guys ever used hi5.com?
[22:01:03]    Waffles    i'm just gonna go live in a commune in the woods
[22:01:05]    Sonic    [email protected]
[22:01:09]    Sonic    me too
[22:01:13]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Lol wtf?
[22:01:21]    Sonic    the world can go to hell in a handbasket on its own time
[22:01:28]    Sonic    i have fapping to do
[22:01:31]    Sonic    in the woods
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<19:08:04>
"Sepehr"
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I want to join dR, then join w00p because I want to get close to w00p so hpoefully they invite me
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Quote:<kchub> cos u mad
<Bigbaddy> gtfo
<kchub> lol u still mad
<kchub> mad
<Bigbaddy> ur lame
<kchub> yes, but u mad
<Bigbaddy> ur mad and lame
<kchub> lol, im not mad at all
<kchub> u mad
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Mob|RandumKiwi    akimbo: exciting new porn, comes with free map download.
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Quote:I was on playing on a TyD forum when this guy[...]
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Quote:<19:35:28> ‎"Xenon‎"‎: i wanna be harry potter
<19:36:28> ‎"MeL0nE‎"‎: Xenon: Id like to be voldemort
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imad.
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