The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Andrez]

<BCFHaerkefiende> what are the favourite movies of an emo?
<Gibstick> idk
<BCFHaerkefiende> the director´s cut

EPIC.

[V-Man]

I'm so glad the top of this page has a quote that's actually funny.
Good job, team! :D

[Gibstick]

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<jamz>Where ear-defenders
<jamz>Where?!!
<jamz>Wear
<jamz>*
<jamz>This is madnes
<jamz>s

[Ghost]

<GhostE_> HE CLIMBIN IN YO WINDOW
<GhostE_> HE SNATCHIN YO PPL UP
<ascaryblackman> Hide yo kids
<ascaryblackman> hide yo wife
<GhostE_> TRYING TA RAPE EM SO YALL NEED TO HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE WO WIFE
<GhostE_> CUZ DEY RAPING ERBODY AUGH HERE
<ascaryblackman> That's my cousin
<ascaryblackman> abisexualblackman

[Huntsman]

I lol'd

[titiPT]

ahah, reminds me of something :D

[pweaks]

<Lightning>Dude Drakas
<Lightning> I was playing yesterday
<Drakas> hello Lightning
<Lightning> And guess who I saw
<Drakas> your mother
<Lightning> PANICO
<Drakas> so
<Lightning> And I was like Panico!
<Lightning> And he disconnected.
<Lightning> So yeah.
<Drakas> yeah

[V-Man]

And here's the FODA!

[samsattF]

And here's the FODA!

It Made My Day

[Ronald_Reagan]

16 grand to get your "nades" "devolved". Steep.

MK may want that, but not me...

[MykeGregory]

[pufig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bXCvBYMP...re=related

[MykeGregory]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bXCvBYMP...re=related

In soviet russia, rick rolls YOU!

[jAcKRoCk*]

<GhostE_> HE CLIMBIN IN YO WINDOW
<GhostE_> HE SNATCHIN YO PPL UP
<ascaryblackman> Hide yo kids
<ascaryblackman> hide yo wife
<GhostE_> TRYING TA RAPE EM SO YALL NEED TO HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE WO WIFE
<GhostE_> CUZ DEY RAPING ERBODY AUGH HERE
<ascaryblackman> That's my cousin
<ascaryblackman> abisexualblackman

http://youtu.be/VKsVSBhSwJg

[Jomattix]

lurking in Exodus server IRC and saw this guy. I thought I should share his discussion with the IRC bot:

[13:43] <ACIRCBot2> There are no players in-game at this time.
[13:53] <ACIRCBot2> Player donuts_rock joined the game
[13:53] <ACIRCBot2> Match started: team one shot, one kill on map ac_arctic (1 players, 10 minutes remaining)
[13:53] <ACIRCBot2> Host: Spamming, of any kind, is not okay.
[13:54] <ACIRCBot2> donuts_rock: okay dude
[13:54] <ACIRCBot2> donuts_rock: wat is your name
[13:54] <ACIRCBot2> donuts_rock: well no spamming dude
[13:55] <ACIRCBot2> donuts_rock: fine dick
[13:55] <ACIRCBot2> Host: Check out our website at www.exoduscommunity.com
[13:55] <ACIRCBot2> donuts_rock: no u watch your language
[13:55] <ACIRCBot2> donuts_rock: man u suck
[13:55] <ACIRCBot2> donuts_rock: jk
[13:55] <ACIRCBot2> Player donuts_rock left the game

[V-Man]

LOL@Exodus random messages.
The first time one popped up, it was something like "Team killing is against the rules!" And I was like "WTF? I haven't killed any teammates!"

[Ext3rmin8or]

Genesis 1.1

In the beginning, there was makkE, and it was decided that he would bring forth a new era in computer gaming. But, his community was without members, and his dev team without support.

And makkE said, "Let there be clans!"

And there was DES, TyD, w00p, oNe, KH, and many others. makkE saw these clans, that they were good, and he divided the good clans from the bad clans. And makkE called the good clans pr0, and the bad clans n00b.

And makkE said, "Let the pr0 clans rise above the n00b clans!"

And it was so, so that the pr0 clans like DES, TyD, and w00p would never be brought down by the n00b clans.

And makkE, knowing that every community needed their share said, "Let there be trolls!"

And the likes of Undead, MusicMan10, and MorganKell were created.

And makkE said, "Let there be devs!"

And there was flowtron, Brahma, driAn, and Randum. And makkE wrote the code on which they toiled day and night, and ran the masterserver on which they played.

And makkE said, "Let this code bring forth an amazing game!"

And so the game was amazing, and it was called AC.

And makkE said, "Let this masterserver be one where hundreds can enjoy AC."

And the masterserver was better than that of any game ever created.

And all this was created in only six days, so makkE took the final day and made it his day of rest.

[V-Man]

Vista is silently locked away in a tiny corner of my hard drive (as tiny as it can be with a 15 GB obesity of an OS in it)

[MykeGregory]

Genesis
*snip*

Praise the church of makkE, for he-eth is beast, and made-eth the game we all shred. CAN I GET AN AMEN TE' THAT!??!

[Huntsman]

From #ma-clan IRC:

<11:33> *** Feng joined #ma-clan
<11:33> +++ ChanServ has given voice to Feng
<11:34> <wakko> Feng you play poker?
<11:34> <Feng> yes
<11:34> <Feng> Wanna see a picture of me??
<11:35> <wakko> no, I just eat

[Jessie]

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[21:46:42] <DEKiMA> Google tends to help with things like that.
[21:47:06] <Gyr0|Morsey> DEKiMA:chill;)
[21:47:43] <TehGoatLord> Yes, DEKiMA
[21:47:46] <DEKiMA> There's no reason to come here and ask if he hasn't even tried to find it on his own.
[21:47:52] <TehGoatLord> Slowly take that AssaultRifle out of your anus,

[pweaks]

From #ma-clan IRC:

<11:33> *** Feng joined #ma-clan
<11:33> +++ ChanServ has given voice to Feng
<11:34> <wakko> Feng you play poker?
<11:34> <Feng> yes
<11:34> <Feng> Wanna see a picture of me??
<11:35> <wakko> no, I just eat

Ahahah! :D That was really a good one!

[Ronald_Reagan]

Awesome dude here's an Icon i've been working on for my clan

file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/HP_Administrator/My%20Documents/AssaultCube_v1.1/screenshots/AMP%20LOGO.JPG

They should've put it in url tags...

[Andrez]

Awesome dude here's an Icon i've been working on for my clan

file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/HP_Administrator/My%20Documents/AssaultCube_v1.1/screenshots/AMP%20LOGO.JPG

They should've put it in url tags...

LOL I was going to post this :D

[Versace]

[V-Man]

This whole thread.

Yeah imvu to rules!

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We at .:emo:. could do 3 or 4 men almost anytime, but I doubt we could do 5 for each game :/

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//Demo: http://www.mediafire.com/?sex12kflg5nnjh2

[MorseyBear]

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[00:09:32] <@ArtVandelay> i clearly gave her the wrong intention
[00:09:54] <@ArtVandelay> gave her the first 'second chance', took her out on the fancy date cause of it
[00:09:58] <@ArtVandelay> then i knew she wasnt the one
[00:10:08] <@ArtVandelay> but i still let her come over to mine
[00:10:31] <@ArtVandelay> then i still spooned, shared feelings, snoozed with her
[00:10:44] <@ArtVandelay> all the little things
[00:11:17] <+Bloodsport> jesus man, that sounds like hard work.  Just park the sausage and be done with it

[Jason]

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01:17   <Vault77> hows that Cape Horn Nimueh
01:18   <Nimueh> Pretty good man.
01:18   <Nimueh> Pretty good.
01:18   <Nimueh> Makes lots of noise.
01:18   <Vault77> yes Cape Horn is good
01:18   <Nimueh> It's damn good Horn.
01:21   <Vault77> foo do u watch cape horn?
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01:22   <Foo_> what the fuck is cape horn
01:22   <Foo_> apart from the lowest point of Africa
01:22   <Nimueh> =D
01:22   <Vault77> good show
01:23   <Vault77> i tried to make my own episode of cape horn
01:24   <Foo_> lol
01:24   <Foo_> quote
01:24   <Foo_> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
01:24   <Foo_> QUOTE

[Vermi]

Castiel> didn't the french invent gays?

[Faron8]

<GhostE_> HE CLIMBIN IN YO WINDOW
<GhostE_> HE SNATCHIN YO PPL UP
<ascaryblackman> Hide yo kids
<ascaryblackman> hide yo wife
<GhostE_> TRYING TA RAPE EM SO YALL NEED TO HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE WO WIFE
<GhostE_> CUZ DEY RAPING ERBODY AUGH HERE
<ascaryblackman> That's my cousin
<ascaryblackman> abisexualblackman

at 0:43 the "bed intruder" is getting back in :D