The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
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[22:19:34] <+a-d-a-m> SHIELDYBEAR
[22:21:09] <@pwnage-> ADAM
[22:21:20] <@Apollo{TyD}> CAPS OFF
[22:21:24] <@ShieldyBear> HI
[22:21:24] <+a-d-a-m> OK
[22:21:29] <@Apollo{TyD}> thx
[22:21:30] <+a-d-a-m> LEMME JUST FIND THE BUTTON
[22:21:39] <@pwnage-> 3 button from the down left
[22:21:46] <+a-d-a-m> HMM
[22:21:47] <@Apollo{TyD}> IT'S THE BIG ONE
[22:21:50] <+a-d-a-m> ALL I SEE IS SHIFT
[22:21:51] <+a-d-a-m> FUCK
[22:21:54] <@pwnage-> WRITTEN CAPS LOCK ON IT
[22:21:57] <+a-d-a-m> HELP ME SHIELD
[22:22:00] <@pwnage-> FU
[22:22:04] <+a-d-a-m> I FOUND IT
[22:22:06] <@ShieldyBear> WHAT ADAM
[22:22:07] <+a-d-a-m> JUST PRESSED IT
[22:22:08] <@Apollo{TyD}> IT MUST ABOVE SHIFT
[22:22:10] <@ShieldyBear> OH NO
[22:22:11] <@pwnage-> kk
[22:22:11] <+a-d-a-m> I WAS USING SHIFT BEFORE
[22:22:14] <@ShieldyBear> ITS NOT WORKING
[22:22:16] <+a-d-a-m> SO I JUST PRESSED IT
[22:22:16] <@ShieldyBear> LIKE
[22:22:18] <+a-d-a-m> I TURNED IT ON
[22:22:19] <@ShieldyBear> WHAT THE HELL?!
[22:22:19] <@Apollo{TyD}> STUPID
[22:22:21] <+a-d-a-m> IT WAS OFF BEFORE
[22:22:21] <@pwnage-> PRESS IT AGAIN
[22:22:24] <+a-d-a-m> WHY?
[22:22:28] <+a-d-a-m> ALREADY DID ONCE
[22:22:33] <@ShieldyBear> ADAM WHATS GOING ON
[22:22:35] <@pwnage-> OTHERWISE YOU WON'T GET THE CAPS OFF
[22:22:39] <@ShieldyBear> I'M SCARED NAKED AND CONFUSED
[22:22:40] <@pwnage-> PUSH IT!
[22:22:48] <+a-d-a-m> MOVE IT
[22:22:50] <@Apollo{TyD}> PUSH IT!
[22:22:52] <@pwnage-> PUSH IT!
[22:22:58] <@ShieldyBear> IM PUSHING
[22:23:02] <@pwnage-> ...
[22:23:03] <@ShieldyBear> CRAP I FARTED
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Quote:<@Sacerock> adam this is closing the ass to play against me


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That's not a good translate about what I said.

lol.
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sounds about right

FOX|Ares " I will report you to assaultcube"
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(20:20:19)<Gibstick>if (|| (=f $absolutevalue $value) (=f $absolutevalue (*f -1 $value)))
(20:21:37)<B}Ronald_Reagan>wait, type that first part with spaces, its making smilies
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|18:57:11| <@DES|Halo> science? i'm sure there is no science in viagra
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unarmed(4) join the server
sel_Sena: unarmed you start your hacks again?
unarmed(1) (me): uh, me?
sel_Sena: yeah you duplicate


IT FINALLY HAPPENED
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[23:30] <+DrauL> You know who my favourite pornstar is?
[23:30] <+Fate> Jacob Jones
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(01 Dec 10, 05:35PM)pufig Wrote: ...once you prove that there was a cheater,they(dez Vmem makie mst.flopsy and more fashion stars) will advise for you not to play in assaultcube
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<|KH|MusicMan10> at least my brother isnt bukz
<vern> no its drakas
<B}Ronald_Reagan> @Fiz, probably spawns and such. Lights, flags?
<|KH|MusicMan10> god i hate you
<vern> i win
<B}Ronald_Reagan> Haha
<|KH|MusicMan10> do you have your brother on-call so he can tell you ways to annoy me?
* B}Ronald_Reagan <3 vern
<vern> :)
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Drakas, you let your brother play AssaultCube?!
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On the AC Facebook page

Quote:Cody Taggart: Assault Cube You're my super hero that kills that evil evil super villain called Boredom.
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Huntsman Wrote:Hey, I am not a leader.

Nice to meet you, i'm a moron, and speak out of my ass a lot. Thanks.
Well edited by DrauL :P
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[00:24] <Morsey> mines shorter.
[00:24] <Morsey> damn, first time i've ever said that D:

14:37    <SuperFlyJason> Morse.
14:37    <Jessie> Jason.
14:37    <SuperFlyJason> wat r u doing with ur life.
14:37    <Foo> joining fm-
14:37    <Foo> oh wait
14:37    <SuperFlyJason> xDD

14:45    <Jessie> [14:44:09] <DES|Godsmack> hmm thought she would be better looking
14:45    <Jessie> [14:44:25] <DES|Godsmack> shorty
14:45    <Jessie> FUCKLOL

15:16    <ShadowZ> DrauL
15:16    <ShadowZ> is foo in Xu?

Some of my personal faves :)
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Notice how they all involve me;)
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Quote:<SKB> or was it mac + f4
<Sweatha> no i have alt button, + button, and f4 button
<Sweatha> i press nothing happen
<SKB> sigh

2012 is coming.
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15:57 Revert HAI GAIS MY FRIEND GhostE_ SAID I FUNNY AND TO JOIN CLAN. I CAN JOIN TEEWHAIDEE NO? THIS IS MAI APP PLEASE REVIEW KTHX BAI. SORRY FOR CAPS

HAH.
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22:26    <MusicMan10> >    i fucking hate u all im gayyyyy i eat diks i like dikes
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(08 Dec 10, 12:18AM)Jason Wrote:
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22:26    <MusicMan10> >    i fucking hate u all im gayyyyy i eat diks i like dikes

hahahah! sounds like musicman10!

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(08 Dec 10, 05:48AM)|BC|Wolf Wrote: There was once a father called Assaultman and a mommy called Assaultwoman. They fell in love and did the very dirty thing. In just 9 months little ActionCube was born! After Actioncube was old enough he decided he didn't like the name his parents gave him; mainly because another kid was called ActionQuake, so he changed his own name to Assaultcube and lived happily ever after.
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(17:08:30)*DES|Halo sleeps Huntsman
I think Halo was tired and left off a word.
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Question is...
Which word could be added in to cause that to make sense??
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Quote:<Undead> i am
<Undead> the greatest
* Undead was kicked by kittey (suresure)
* Undead ([email protected]) has joined #woop-clan
<Undead> that has ever lived
<@kittey> lol
<@kittey> what uve done? first time alone on peepee-pot?
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Quote:<DEKiMA> "You think you had bad lag, jesus didnt respawn for 3 days!"
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(08 Dec 10, 11:16PM)Gibstick Wrote:
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(17:08:30)*DES|Halo sleeps Huntsman
I think Halo was tired and left off a word.

O.O
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(09 Dec 10, 01:52PM)DES|V-Man Wrote: Morgan, if you could hack, I'd eat my shorts.
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http://forum.cubers.net/thread-1719.html

epic fail.
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To Marreira
(10 Dec 10, 07:25PM)N0CU Wrote: ...Our friendship was something natural and it joins us today out of the play. When I look backwards, always see you in my side in my defeats and conquests in this play. You were my great companion of play! We begin joined playing and, likewise, we finish.

You are one of the players whom I more respected and admired in this play, especially, because of the character. I can say that you, of all of our group, were that what more arrived near to the perfection. We showed and were an example for our compatriots of that the Brazilians can be yes a synonym of fair play of high level...
Great words. Not every memorable quote is funny or stupid or bizarre.
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(10 Dec 10, 07:23PM)Mr.Floppy Wrote:
(09 Dec 10, 01:54PM)JMM Wrote: I WOULD MUCH RATHER PLAY THIS THAN DESERT/DOUZE TOSOK OR CTF IN POWER, SHINE, MINES, DOUZE, SUNSET OR DEPOT.

No, really. I love it. Yes, it's noob BUT BLOODY OATH IT'S DIFFERENT! IT'S SPECIAL! IT'S NOT SHINE OR DOUZE!

<sorry>

We need a medic nurse! Shine-shock sydrom or even a douze-overdoze! Can't anyone help! We'll lose him! Stay strong JMM. You'll make it! Be strong!!!

MEEEEDDIICCC!!! NUUUURRRSSEEE!!!

</sorry>

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