The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Mousikos]

11:48 < Mhtsos> Also i puted my dick on assaultcube.sh and i tryed to use it as a sortcut

[HoeHunter]

<Padfoot> Wait, is Undead 1cap?

[ReDBuLL]

im blacklisted from 0 servers. just dont be a troll and play fair dude !

[Million]

 AC is like a stinky vagina, can be fun to get into when you're drunk, but watch out if you go too deep.

[PhaNtom]

After mentioning rapcore...

20:32:18 < Nukpwr> I really didn't wanna hear "nigga" screamed at me 1000 times while a crazy ass guitar solo flys off the handle in the background and fireworks shoot out of lil wayne's grill while he smacks 50 cent in the head with a rubber guitar.

[MPx]

<00:23:48> "Sheriff": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wcwXWflUTk
<00:25:00> "Sheriff": heil hitler!
<00:27:14> "Sheriff" pokes you: Sieg Heil
<00:27:57> Your chat partner has disconnected.

[ExodusS]

I do not use hacker to play this game, so a player of great pride and onrra, assault cube game more than two years, I have no need to cheat, player | oNe | Federico banned me two Serves for no reason .. not thinkYou should do this with players like me who is proud to say you love playing this game and worthy of a clan like this

I already said it does not use trickery, because I ate so good in practice for years, every time I improve my playing ability, so no need to play stealing others adiversarios, even as it has many other games that I could be playing, but I I like this game because they are good at it, I have many Brazilian friends and entrangeiros, I even tried creating servers to become more cool, more could not :( because you guys are in a country more developed and are taking with the low countries like Brazil (prejudice )

[Lozi*]

I NO HACK!

[PhaNtom]

21:36:54 < HoeHunter> what is your favorite text editor and why is it emacs?
21:37:35 <@Pi_Nukky> because im a fat fuck amerocan and it rhymes with bigmac

[1Cap]

Andrez  
Mr. Porco Dio!

Denigrating Brazilians in AC is always funny, whether you like it or not, so stick your opinion just there

ASUHAUSHUAHSUAHSUAHU KKKKKK?

[Padfoot]

<ironzorg> lol I'm in the IRC quotes thread
<ironzorg> B}Orynge you twat

[Andrez]

Andrez  
Mr. Porco Dio!

Denigrating Brazilians in AC is always funny, whether you like it or not, so stick your opinion just there

ASUHAUSHUAHSUAHSUAHU KKKKKK?

Yeah I must admit it is, and you're my favorite prey :3
PS: shut up

[HoeHunter]

<X-Ray_Dog> I have to fart
<PhaNtom> rofl
<X-Ray_Dog> But I'm in a quiet computer lab
<X-Ray_Dog> What to do
<PhaNtom> "accidently" play a very loud track off of your phone
<X-Ray_Dog> lol
<PhaNtom> and let it out while you try to fix it
<X-Ray_Dog> leaving is not an option either
<X-Ray_Dog> heh

[Federico.]

http://i.imgur.com/Ni4uQUK.jpg

[starix/A/]

http://i.imgur.com/Ni4uQUK.jpg

hahaha <3
still remember me? (;

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this can? (...)

starix: VS Undead:
<04:10:57> "|oNe|starix": HAS envy of my Belez? WHY GUY?
<04:11:16> "big dick chris1": yes i have envy of your belez
THE MOUSE UGLY THE_UNDEAD:
<04:24:18> "|oNe|starix": <04:22:15> "|oNe|starix": next incarnation , Undead will come How MOUSE kkkkkkkkkkkk
<04:22:18> "|oNe|starix": seems a mouse using glasses
<04:22:21> "|oNe|starix": kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
<04:22:21> "big dick chris1": STARIX NO REPRESENT THE HIP HOP
<04:22:26> "big dick chris1": INSULT
<04:22:29> "big dick chris1": REMOVE FROM ALL
<04:22:38> "|oNe|starix": FACE OF MOUSE SAME
<04:22:41> "big dick chris1": CRY FROM ANAL SEXING
<04:22:49> "|oNe|starix": who is your girlfriend? miney mouse KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
<04:22:51> "big dick chris1": RECEIVE IN ANOS
<04:22:53> "|oNe|starix": who is your girlfriend? miney mouse KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
<04:22:55> "|oNe|starix": KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
<04:23:11> "big dick chris1": ok i am bored now
<04:29:22> "big dick chris1": i inform rapists of your location
<04:29:22> "big dick chris1": bye

[Million]

<21:06:41> ".LeXuS''" was kicked from the server by "Million"
<21:06:46> "Million": lol
<21:06:53> ".LeXuS''" connected to channel "Home"
<21:07:02> ".LeXuS''": why

Why

[Graziano]

<05:35:21> "Champo": really rC's teamspeak can suck my dick and i dont even have one
<05:35:32> "Grazy": lol
<05:35:40> "Grazy": then what do they suck
<05:35:46> "Champo": its more worthless than the blood that coumes out my uterus

[Marti]

<05:35:21> "anonymous": really rC's teamspeak can suck my dick and i dont even have one
<05:35:32> "Count": lol
<05:35:40> "Count": then what do they suck
<05:35:46> "anonymous": its more worthless than the blood that coumes out my uterus

anonymous = champo
Count = Grazy

mad? :D

[Graziano]

Updated it, thanks for solving the mystery

[champo]

anonymous = champo
Count = Grazy

mad? :D

genius

[Marti]

Updated it, thanks for solving the mystery

you had it with your original names, then realised it was dumb, and changed names qq

genius

[champo]

btw Marti this is a quotes thread :)

[Marti]

btw Marti this is a quotes thread :)

I've quoted in every post dw, i know the rules, you don't i see

[champo]

I've quoted in every post dw, i know the rules, you don't i see

I know you quoted in every post, what I meant was try and post something people actually wanna read not just some stupid useless trashtalk which has no point, anyways I'm not gonna continue this with someone so arrogant.

[Marti]

you still keep replying, i succeeded :D:D:D:D

<00:52:21> "[vanquish] (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlVvmk0X2Gg wtf
<00:53:22> "[vanquish] (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ": some guy who does political rants in a taxi cab
<00:53:26> "[vanquish] (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ": and he has this stupid
<00:53:28> "[vanquish] (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ": toy pig
<00:53:33> "[vanquish] (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ": which oinks when you squeeze it
<00:53:35> "[vanquish] (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ": its so unnecessary
<00:53:37> "Marti": qq
<00:53:39> "[vanquish] (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ": cant stop laughing at it

[MorganKell]

I'm sorry. I heard Undead was a fatass... He doesn't look no mexican skinny...

[RaverZ]

[RaverZ]

[Undead]

your daily reminder that undead was always right.

[Mousikos]

[11:51] <@Robtics> the filling tastes great tho
[11:52] <Pi_RKTnoob> coming