The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
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hold on a moment...
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<Pi_Halo>  http://forum.cubers.net/thread-7553.html
<Daithi__>  you should interview me
<Pi_Halo>  who are you again?
<Daithi__>  leader of ISA clan, the greatest ac clan (says so on the website), god amoung men, all round good guy
* jamz  sniggers
<Pi_Halo>  oh thats right, i always forget, there are just so many of you nobody's, hard to remember which is which
<Daithi__>  you should join my fan club
<Pi_Halo> no thanks, mine has just a few more people
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(19 Mar 14, 07:21PM)X-Ray_Dog Wrote: <Pi_Halo> who are you again?
<Daithi__> leader of ISA clan, the greatest ac clan (says so on the website), god amoung men, all round good guy
* jamz sniggers
<Pi_Halo> oh thats right, i always forget, there are just so many of you nobody's, hard to remember which is which

and they say there isn't elitism in AC
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lel
halo is 2op
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Why do they get fan clubs? I want one.
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I have a Halo Dedicated Fan T-Shirt!
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(24 Mar 14, 07:29PM)Undead Wrote: [Image: 2O04WpH.png]

LMAO lexus...
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BOB IS CHEATING OH MY GAWDDDDD
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<18:25:49> "Friteq": u won aids
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A: That was a hack.
B: I dont hack, because i have admin on this server.
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non-sequiturrrrrr
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fnfnifnnrfnwegv Wrote:fnfnifnnrfnwegv (PM): You are beautiful and handsome in your own right
fnfnifnnrfnwegv (PM): I love you
to fnfnifnnrfnwegv: thanks
fnfnifnnrfnwegv (PM): Is this feeling mutual, or am I hunting... For red fish?
to fnfnifnnrfnwegv: i guess so.. i dont really know you
Pi_RKTnoob: yo Myke
Pi_MykeGregory: YO!!
fnfnifnnrfnwegv (PM): That's perfect. Let's get hitched. Let's not waste our time with contemporary platonic activities
fnfnifnnrfnwegv (PM): afterall, aren't they all meant to lead to sex?
to fnfnifnnrfnwegv: naah bro.. i'm have a girlfirend
to fnfnifnnrfnwegv: girlfriend*
fnfnifnnrfnwegv (PM): :'(
fnfnifnnrfnwegv: No amount of humor may ever heal this scared, pelted heart
Very strange.
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[18:33:38] <@Schopenhauer> u can [have sex with] a [first year student] i believe
[18:33:40] <@Schopenhauer> I BELIEVE
[18:33:45] <+tupac_lives_2014> i was trying that today
[18:33:50] <+tupac_lives_2014> but apparently shes asexual

tupac_lives is undead. content inside square brackets is edited to placate mods

funniest thing i've read in a while
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--> help_mee ([email protected]) has joined #assaultcube
<help_mee> help me
<help_mee> please
<help_mee> how do I play assaultcube in HD?
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(09 Apr 14, 04:00PM)1Cap Wrote: (...)
In every topic. All the time. It's a huge need for attention.
(...)

Ha!
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Quote:<grenadier> in summarize: does anyone use burst mode in AC? ;p
<X-Ray_Dog> That homeless guy mining for bitcoin at your local library might
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<melotron> just imagine a brazilian working in anticheat FFS
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[22:37:20] <@X-Ray_Dog> Felix-The-Ghost noob
[22:37:20] ->> You are no longer away
[22:37:28] <Felix-The-Ghost> what
[22:37:33] <@X-Ray_Dog> Yes
[22:37:46] <Felix-The-Ghost> ?
[22:39:32] <Felix-The-Ghost> I don't understand what just happened
[22:39:47] <@X-Ray_Dog> You never stay in irc so you wouldn't
[22:40:06] <Felix-The-Ghost> what's your problem?
[22:40:52] <@X-Ray_Dog> Clever
[22:41:11] <Felix-The-Ghost> I don't know what's wrong with you
[22:41:21] <Felix-The-Ghost> but I don't appreciate the hostility
[22:41:42] <@X-Ray_Dog> Calling someone a noob is hostile?
[22:42:01] <Felix-The-Ghost> everything you are saying blatantly is
[22:42:16] <Felix-The-Ghost> especially since I didn't do anything
[22:42:18] <@X-Ray_Dog> Yes, Clever, and you never stay in irc
[22:42:25] <@X-Ray_Dog> I'm concerned myself
[22:42:26] <DrauL> lol
[22:42:32] <Felix-The-Ghost> why are you saying clever
[22:42:38] <@X-Ray_Dog> [22:40:06] <Felix-The-Ghost> what's your problem?
[22:42:38] <@X-Ray_Dog> [22:40:52] <@X-Ray_Dog> Clever
[22:42:50] <Felix-The-Ghost> is that a persons name
[22:43:21] <Felix-The-Ghost> you talk in riddles old man
[22:43:24] * Felix-The-Ghost ([email protected]) Quit ( Signed off )
[22:43:33] <@X-Ray_Dog> Hey! I'm not that old :(
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(27 May 14, 09:05PM)Bugboy1028 Wrote:
(27 May 14, 07:36PM)TheNihilanth Wrote:
(27 May 14, 06:13PM)Woolly Wrote: Popcorn! get your popcorn here!
Flamethrower! get your flamethrower here!
Drama! get your drama here!
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(28 May 14, 12:25AM)Woolly Wrote: jamz! get your jamz here!
lol
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X-Ray_Dog
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Quote:In fact, I just grabbed your IP and banned you from my servers because of this thread, enjoy.
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(11 Jun 14, 11:31PM)Cemer Wrote: deep in the netherlands, a lonely man booted up his computer. he wipes some of the cheeto dust off of his lips and proceeds to log into his account. as he gargles down some stale, decarbonated mountain dew, he decides to browse on his favourite porn site, forum.cubers.net. he delves into the offtopic section, and circumstances a lonely thread about people and their favorite drinks. as he browses the thread, itching his scruffy, stubbly chin hairs, he scouts out two innocent gingers debating on their girlfriends and drinks.

surely gingers cant have girlfriends, surmises the dutchman.

with a twinkle in his eye, and dorito dust on his bare testicles, he resolves to utterly humiliate one of the two. drawing from his idolized insult book from his favourite call of duty player. as he engorges on a mcdonalds burger with added mayonnaise, and grinning as he tips his fedora 32 degrees, he types the fated words:

(09 Jun 14, 01:46PM)Marti Wrote: Right hands don't need drinks
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DrauL you get you're own fan club when you reach ISA's leave of awesomeness.
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(15 Jun 14, 07:49PM)Hellspell Wrote:
(15 Jun 14, 06:47PM)MPx Wrote: Rooney suppose to be the "star" player from England team, right? lol

How many times do I have to tell people, he's the star of Shrek.

And he's not England's best player anyways. Not even our best striker. Sturridge is better. Lambert would do better for England. Peter Crouch is better. His goals to games ratio proves it. My nan is better. The AIDS pandemic is better.
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Who saw France vs Honduras?
Is it me or this year French team seems to be off? I only see Benzema being quite representative, nothing that can be compared to 2006, that was beast.
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(16 Jun 14, 12:49PM)Andrez Wrote: Who saw France vs Honduras?
Is it me or this year French team seems to be off? I only see Benzema being quite representative, nothing that can be compared to 2006, that was beast.

Wrong thread ;)
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(16 Jun 14, 12:50PM)Marti Wrote:
(16 Jun 14, 12:49PM)Andrez Wrote: Who saw France vs Honduras?
Is it me or this year French team seems to be off? I only see Benzema being quite representative, nothing that can be compared to 2006, that was beast.

Wrong thread ;)

Hahaha, sorry, I was typing by a smartphone, and selected the wrong one :/
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May 11 04:10:05 [162.xx.xx.xx] ~Rage|killer66. says: 'for being a customer you recieve NSA monitered Hacked internet which they will screen hack, key log, and place viruses to ensure lag, and assimilation to cyber evolution/mind control.'
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(20 Jun 14, 02:05PM)killerjoe Wrote: yeah but you dont need recoil on an smg. its irritating in real life you wouldnt be doing that
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(22 Jun 14, 08:03PM)1Cap Wrote: I'm sure great shotgun and carbine players would be decisive in matchs.
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