The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[PhaNtom]

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<Thrawn> so today at the airport, one of the TSA people were walking by, and I overheard on their radio that someone tried to go through airport security with a "modified" I.D.
<Thrawn> that person apparently then had a lengthy "chat" with several TSA agents and police officers
<vo> "i only changed the player model"

[Friteq]

<22:59:13> "m@C": million have shit on face this is why he suck

[HLP]

[Jg99]

Tell that to my 2000+ Asian women online now!
http://forum.cubers.net/thread-7405-post...#pid144964

[RAMPAGE]

And the fact that our clan has forgiven ex-cheaters, doesn't mean we're a "cheating-clan" or that we support cheaters. We simply believe in forgiveness & trust.

[Undead]

what are you trying to say, rampage?

[RAMPAGE]

what are you trying to say, rampage?

I believe in forgiveness as well, so I forgive you and ur welcome XD

[Cemer]

<23:58:58> Trying to connect to server on bob-ac.net
<23:58:59> Connected to Server: "☃❄ тнє billy{BoB}єяร ❄☃"
<23:59:00> Welcome to our TeamSpeak, visit www.thebillybobers.net
-- NOTICE: This teamspeak needs to be configured correctly with the permission system. Note that you may not be able to do normal actions. The permission will be fixed as soon as possible, Ladder Developing team. Thank you. --
<23:59:03> Disconnected from server

not even 5 seconds

thanks

;_;

[Undead]

I believe in forgiveness as well, so I forgive you and ur welcome XD

what are you trying to say, rampage?

[jamz]

lol. Make nonsense in portugues too. kkkkkkkkk
ill try translate...

[Million]

<01:13:42> ".LeXuS''": eminem rap god, lexus sniper god

[+f0r3v3r+]

From the Ts3 log....
"B}D3M0NW0LF™": If this is ORANGE, And this is BLUE, What colour is this?
<19:43:46> "[Muncher] Muncher": no o.O
<19:43:50> "Casius1": its pink
<19:43:52> "B}D3M0NW0LF™": LIES
<19:43:54> "B}D3M0NW0LF™": it's white
<19:44:04> "B}D3M0NW0LF™": you went full retard son
<19:44:05> "B}D3M0NW0LF™": don't do that
<19:44:07> "[Muncher] Muncher": its purple D:
<19:44:13> "B}D3M0NW0LF™": LIES TWICE
<19:44:19> "B}D3M0NW0LF™": you get seven across the ass
<19:44:28> "B}D3M0NW0LF™": don't ask why seven...
<19:44:29> "[Muncher] Muncher": You are lieing that you are lieing.. lieception >_>
<19:44:33> "[Muncher] Muncher": X_X
<19:44:34> "[Muncher] Muncher": damn
<19:44:38> "B}D3M0NW0LF™": LIAR

[hgf-arg]

"you will see 100% Skill like never befor saw"

[D3M0NW0LF]

Screw starbucks internet. Ud think they'd be broke with how stingy they are with it

[D3M0NW0LF]

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[13:29] <Nukpwr> Guise
[13:29] <Nukpwr> I bought a coconut
[13:29] <Nukpwr> what hte
[13:29] <Nukpwr> How do I eat this
[13:30] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> bust it open
[13:30] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> then drink the milk
[13:30] <Nukpwr> I did
[13:30] <Nukpwr> It cried tears of sadness
[13:30] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> xD
[13:30] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> drink the milk!
[13:30] <Nukpwr> I did
[13:30] <Nukpwr> It tasted like semen.
[13:30] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> and you know this... how?
[13:30] <Nukpwr> cancun
[13:30] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> o.o
[13:31] <Nukpwr> lol jk
[13:31] <Nukpwr> What do I do with it now
[13:31] <Nukpwr> I'm like, gnawing on the white stuff
[13:31] * Nukpwr coughs *cancun*
[13:31] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> you can make coconut shavings
[13:31] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> and make candy with it
[13:31] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> kinda like almond mounds
[13:32] <Nukpwr> Sadly I think I was expecting chocolate to be inside it
[13:32] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> bahahaha XD
[13:32] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> you need coco beans
[13:32] <Nukpwr> I'm not suppoed to eat the brown part am I/
[13:33] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> no
[13:33] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> just the white
[13:33] <Nukpwr> yeah cuz the brown part hurts my jaw
[13:33] * Nukpwr coughs *cancun(
[13:35] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> QUIT EATING THE BROWN PART
[13:35] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> YOU'RE NOT TUCANSAM
[13:36] <Nukpwr> Ths shit tastes like milk
[13:36] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> lol
[13:37] <@B}PhaNtom> because...it's milk?
[13:37] <Nukpwr> But where's the tiny cow

[Million]

<23:13:00> "Friteq": million
<23:13:03> "Million": it's me
<23:13:03> "Friteq": rape in french
<23:13:08> "Friteq": rap*
<23:13:09> "Friteq": LOL

[DeathCrew77]

Mod edit: User warned for reposting the same thing that got him warned in the first place.

"Mod edit: User warned for insulting a forum user.

//Name: 1Cap
//Reason: Stupid and more
//Dates: Today, 06:32AM
//Servers: ac forum
//IP adress: x.x.x
//Proof:

Spoiler

//Name: |oNe|Cap
//Reason: Impersonator
//Dates: Sunday, 12 january 5:13:33 a.m (GMT + 0:00)
//Servers: WEDNESDAY @ gibbed.me
//IP adress: 82.128.189.x
//Proof:


I went to the TS and found out who was doing it.

I was not playing the game. It was not a prank.
I believe it important to inform so that each can make their judgment and know better the players and clans in the game.

ROTAS GASTRONOMICA DE MENDOZA
"

[PhaNtom]

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<Fate> hashtag
<Fate> murica
<shadowz> land of the obese
<shadowz> home of the gun violence

[PhaNtom]

Donate a million dollars to my kickstarter and Cube of Duty will have 100 guns.

[D3M0NW0LF]

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[22:01] * Rad- was kicked by Rad-; Reason (idiot)

[MPx]

YourSister: IM BACK TO AC
Marti: Who are you again?
YourSister: how dare you, don't you recognize your sister anymore?

[hgf-arg]

I dont see me included in the list :( lol im one of the best players im better than some people that are in a clan.

[ReDBuLL]

[Vanquish]

<00:11:19> "Waffles": if you broke both arms and were blind you'd still be better than lexus

[D3M0NW0LF]

$.25 final offer.

[Undead]

FATE
meet me at cocacola16oz i dont know what time it will be in your place but when the time when you trial will be 20:00gmt (grenich mean time) that will be in england.

[Orynge]

On a similar note, DeathCrew77 (as of Today, 03:12AM) is now the head of our complaints department. Please PM him all of your complaints with AC.

[Cube]

Hi, did anyone knows what happened to the servers? i saw a few server show up but not working.Thanks!

[MotoShadow]

Hi, did anyone knows what happened to the servers? i saw a few server show up but not working.Thanks!

[D3M0NW0LF]

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[23:59] <*buffextras> Pi_blueberry joined #paradoxinfinity
[23:59] <X-Ray_Dog> Blue!
[23:59] <@Pi_blueberry> Ray!
[23:59] <@Pi_blueberry> DVD.
[23:59] <X-Ray_Dog> How lame
[23:59] <X-Ray_Dog> clever, but lame
[23:59] <X-Ray_Dog> props
[23:59] <@Pi_blueberry> Thank you.
[23:59] <@Pi_blueberry> That was my goal.