The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Gibstick]

[20:37:36] <|KH|MusicMan1O> the new german oven seats 100 ppl
[20:37:46] <|KH|MusicMan1O> be the first to test drive it

Note that O != 0

[adam]

18:10 Gibstick I will do it when my dad is not behind me

[Ronald_Reagan]

[9:57pm] |rAge|borat_afk: where the hell is brahma anyways
[9:57pm] Ronald_Reagan: Bahamas
[9:57pm] Mael_: ha
[9:57pm] Ronald_Reagan: :D
[9:57pm] Mael_: Brahamas
[9:58pm] |rAge|borat_afk: lol nice

[V-Man]

THIS IS SPARTA i.e. THIS IS AC-AA.

I wondered why it hadn't been done already.

Then these followed -- in the same post:

:: throws tipper some gangsigns ::

I've quit trying to make sense of your Illuminati signs.

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I haven't been here for more than a week.

[yata]

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18:33:14 <Soviet`afk> so a guy walks up to the world trade center. says, excuse me sir, do you sell airplanes here? response, no sir. he says back, but, but, you have one right in the window!
18:40:37 <yata> i think every american in this channel wants to kill you Soviet`afk

[PolarHedgehog]

lol quoted yourself
very funny

[*SMG*_3m]

someone said something about 9/11 on 9/11, whent something like this

Spanish idiot: osama bin ladin is the GREATEST war hero in history for kill you stupid gay americans! and your stupid gay soleird (soldiers?)

(rants for a min or two)

someone votes to ban,
vote ends like 15 to 1 about 20 people were on that server

[Gibstick]

[20:21:50] <Foo> l0l vermi
[20:21:52] <Foo> you fapped
[20:21:54] <Foo> at the same time
[20:21:54] <Foo> I did
[20:22:16] <Habluka> win?
[20:22:21] <Foo> win.

[Habluka]

someone said something about 9/11 on 9/11, whent something like this

Spanish idiot: osama bin ladin is the GREATEST war hero in history for kill you stupid gay americans! and your stupid gay soleird (soldiers?)

(rants for a min or two)

someone votes to ban,
vote ends like 15 to 1 about 20 people were on that server

F1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[V-Man]

which program , i can do weapons ?

Well.
I would not suggest "doing" weapons. Your GF might get a little jealous.

[Drakas]

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|=YakuzA=|: ive never saw him playing before only in forum

[ExodusS]

[spamma]

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[23:51] * cleber ([email protected]) has joined #assaultcube
[23:51] * cleber slaps DES|Medusa around a bit with a large fishbot
[23:52] <DES|Medusa> who are you
[23:52] * @BCFHaerkefiende slaps cleber
[23:52] <@BCFHaerkefiende> don´t ever slap a woman again!
[23:52] * cleber ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Page closed)

[Ronald_Reagan]

A somewhat...
Dumb character on the forums.

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This was his first post.

I was just wondering why a certain section of the assault cube forums does not load properly. There is a lot of pixelation on the page. Maybe i am using an incompatible browser or something (im using safari), but my friends tell me it is the same with IE and Firefox.*URL to Rick Roll removed* is the link to the faulty page. Anybody know why it does this?? could you check it out? thanks a lot.

This is his second post.

Hey found a good website for AC scripts, but apparently according to my friends, to use many of these scripts would be considered cheating. Some examples of these include sniper zoom, adding a crosshair to the sniper rifle when no-scoping, and auto-switching to the pistol after firing the sniper. Here is the link to the website hosting these scripts, can someone who knows please check them out and see if they are allowed? Thanks a lot.

Mod edit:

No. I ruined your Rick Roll. :)

And his third (and final)

I R MAX NUB, PLZ BAN

Mod Edit:

See, he was asking for it. :P

Hmmm.... That last one seems a bit fishy...
Thanks Bukzy!

One more laugh. Rickroll... JK!

Edit: ... And they keep coming! I'll start posting links now.
http://forum.cubers.net/thread-956-post-...l#pid15435

[Gibstick]

[17:33:09] <spamma> I doubt much can beat someone's left testicle popping out @ a fashion show

[V-Man]

there are too many unskilled players in my team but not enough in enemy team

[THESOUNDOFRAP]

*** in my 1.1 server
21:28:49 GunZ|Sirgibalot says: 'i hate smg'
21:28:56 GunZ|Maj.Hillis says: 'me to'
21:29:02 THESOUNDOFRAP says: 'wanna eat SMG?'
21:29:09 SPARTAN says: 'no'

21:29:17 GunZ|Sirgibalot says: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

21:29:20 THESOUNDOFRAP says: 'or TITTON?!?'

21:29:28 GunZ|Maj.Hillis says: '?'

21:29:33 THESOUNDOFRAP says: ':P!'

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They dont know what "titton" is :P!!!

[Gibstick]

What's titton?

[jAcKRoCk*]

What's titton?

+1

[VallDiGna]

i still have the same problem with windows

Now is working good.
Sorry for the newbie question but... Have you downloaded the Qt_win32_runtime.zip again? Be sure you unzip files correctly

wow i forgot to extract lol... thank you gibstick haha

Gibstick you owe me one 'Thank you' haha

[Vermi]

Im sure it's been used to death in gaming communities but i LOL'd

[spamma]

*** in my 1.1 server
21:28:49 GunZ|Sirgibalot says: 'i hate smg'
21:28:56 GunZ|Maj.Hillis says: 'me to'
21:29:02 THESOUNDOFRAP says: 'wanna eat SMG?'
21:29:09 SPARTAN says: 'no'

21:29:17 GunZ|Sirgibalot says: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

21:29:20 THESOUNDOFRAP says: 'or TITTON?!?'

21:29:28 GunZ|Maj.Hillis says: '?'

21:29:33 THESOUNDOFRAP says: ':P!'

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They dont know what "titton" is :P!!!

What's titton?

[titiPT]

I hope you're not talking about me :(

[MusicMan10]

[19:17] <MichaelMeatsword10> rowans the big black cock that keeps my troll engine rolling

[Vermi]

|13:53:45| <@FooD> would you rather have sex or have a quad core processor
|13:58:03| <@Habluka> hmm
|13:58:07| <@Habluka> how fast is the processor?
|13:59:25| <@FooD> 8ghz.
|13:59:30| <@FooD> don't tell me it's not possible.
|13:59:33| <@Habluka> processor
|13:59:39| <@FooD> lmfao

[V-Man]

Taken out of context:

I need to quit jerking off while pissing

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If you think that having a life means sitting before a computer writing shit, then good luck my friend.

Don't ban the guy, he is sick, and needs some serious attention. I think his mother didn't give him enough love because if his apparent condition, and now he tries to search for some attention on AC forums. We should be kind to him, and listen to him, because he has that "domination syndrome" (which happens when one feels extremely inferior, i.e. is a complete looser). I think that we all should hug him like his mommy never did and give him the warmth he seeks for so long now.

That one was classic.

[Vermi]

<|KH|jiggy> idk
<|KH|jiggy> go ahead and pass an invite along
<|KH|jiggy> gotta rub
<|KH|jiggy> errr
<|KH|jiggy> run

[V-Man]

Let's add some spare panties too.

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Hey did you know the best way to protect your bedding is with twin duvet covers.

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the differences between Linux and Mac are not that great.

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Wow. Go to hell.

excuse me i'm a catholic and we do not use that kind of language young man.

[JMM]

[21:09] <FooD> we need
[21:09] <jmm> I want an MP40
[21:09] <FooD> a giant penis
[21:09] <FooD> yes/no
[21:09] <JC1911> me too

[pweaks]

17:51<Panda> leave halo alone
17:52 <Shorty> nty
17:52 <Shorty> not my fault halo looks like harry potter