The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[PhaNtom]

sorry for the mistake I just wanted to say that I feel afraid of you

[Vanquish]

I was told that those who spoke ill of the initiative of Condy not play half the Condy

he's a walking quotes machine

[Million]

I guess he means that those who say that condy is bad don't have half his skillZ or something like this.

[Friteq]

I was told that those who spoke ill of the initiative of Condy not play half the Condy

[Million]

What about a brazilian quote thread ?

Wallp@, you draft is a poet... :P

Can't translate this one :/

Edit: kkk

[Waffles]

i dont think anyone can "traduce" anything

[PhaNtom]

Right after I connect...

[17:54:18] <+Pi_blueberry> Well, that's my cue. PM me if you like, Sacerock. Too many eidola afoot.

Eidola = phantom.

[Cemer]

wallpoet

[Vanquish]

you completely miss the point and try to make a terrible troll. i remember when i played vs you and larry once, and you got so mad about larry not keeping up with you causing you to lose that you started teamkilling him. i'd say you're at least vanq/xemi level, so it is bs that 1 player makes a team. it isnt called a team for nothing.

[Marti]

<19:50:13> "vanquish": i recently discovered that brazzers.com is a real site and not just an advert

[D3M0NW0LF]

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[15:49] <@X-Ray_Dog> http://i.imgur.com/hUAqZN0.jpg
[15:49] <SKB> it's a trap

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0[13:52] <@B}Zarjio> Here we have paintball guns locked up
[13:52] <@B}Zarjio> In Walmart
[13:52] <PhaNtom> there were like 4-5 of em
[13:53] * B}Zarjio would rather buy a P90
[13:53] <PhaNtom> haha
[13:53] <PhaNtom> what about an awp
[13:53] * PhaNtom wonders if D3M0N is listening
[13:54] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> FREE AWP
[13:54] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> lololol
[13:54] <PhaNtom> lol
[13:54] <PhaNtom> yea
[13:54] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> I still like the fact I got that randomly
[13:54] <PhaNtom> i just follow the awps around till one dies

[Million]

<17:46:30> "respj": one for silver next time :x

[Undead]

<17:46:30> "respj": one for silver next time :x

yes please

[D3M0NW0LF]

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[22:05] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> Garh
[22:05] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> render went through, shitty quality _and_ I forgot to add enable the sound
[22:06] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> Im a medic ingmod
[22:06] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> I can do anythin I want!
[22:06] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> *beats dude up with stun stick*
[22:06] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> XD
[22:07] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> O.O
[22:07] * B}Ronald_Reagan leaves now
[22:07] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> bye
[22:07] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> noooo
[22:07] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> D:
[22:07] * B}Ronald_Reagan (~ronald_re@Ronald_Reagan.gurrlz-rule.gamesurge) Quit ( Quit: Fell in a hole. )
[22:08] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> should've grabbed the physics gun sooner...
[22:08] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> lol

[YesWeCamp]

quote

Are you quoting your own 'joke' here?

[#M|A#Wolf]

oh wolfy

[Undead]

what else could you expect from a 10 year old power-tripping narcissist?

we've got a few of them around in this game

[PhaNtom]

[14:22:55] * X-Ray_Dog
[14:23:05] * PhaNtom
[14:23:07] <+PhaNtom>
[14:23:08] * Narwhaal
[14:35:40] * DES|Cleaner slaps Narwhaal and PhaNtom with an invisible sentence

[D3M0NW0LF]

19 year old

[Zarjio]

what else could you expect from a 10 year old power-tripping narcissist?

spastic


No wait, that's your line...

what else could you expect from a 10 year old power-tripping narcissist?

spastic

That's more like it!

[Orynge]

When I read it I thought "mix" was a term for someone of mixed race. Then I had a vision of a scene from a holocaust movie where a black jew chases down his aryan tormentor after years of abuse, corners him in an alley and delivers the line "Ready to get beaten by a mix?" The audience of the Cannes Film Festival erupts into thunderous applause as dozens of Palme d'Or awards are hurled end over end at the screen before falling to the floor forming a sizeable mound. Steven Spielberg, the film's director, walks to the mound, ushers silence and proclaims "I deserve this." He dives headlong into the pile and thrashes about for a bit before turning onto his back and flapping his arms forming a snow angel of sorts. The audience spontaneously falls to the ground weeping. The festival is promptly evacuated in order to preserve the emotional sanity of everyone present. The janitorial staff come in with push brooms and begin sweeping the room clean of tears and ejaculate thus concluding the Cannes Film Festival.

[Undead]

19 year old

you act like a 10 year old buddy.

its fitting that captain autism is there to back you up.

[Vanquish]

<21:15:02> "[C4rma] C4rma": a woman was just ran over by a horse on TV and I laughed. Something is seriously wrong with me

[Artemis]

I see Undead is banned.
READY, AIM, FIRE

[D3M0NW0LF]

autism

Spoiler

I know you cant reply because you're banned, but let me get something straight with you, I have a form of autism you twat... And no I do not act like I'm 10, I merely do what I'm told. And honestly all the jokes you're pulling about autism and calling everyone that does something in the community retarded/autistic is quite pathetic imo. Just grow up already... [/rant]

Also ty devs for all the work done so far :D

[Vanquish]

...AC has always been about taking part and having fun.

What have you done with the real Larry?

literally cried :')

[Jg99]

Whenever I type insist I feel like I'm gonna make a typo and it will turn out to be incest

[MykeGregory]

..where is everyone?

They all left, sick and tired of the stench of you balls

[D3M0NW0LF]

gear4 = jg + skill

[Cleaner]

DES|schaf you could do great things by contributing to the sheep of the day thread
DES|Cleaner got you a hat for this winter http://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5209706...162561.jpg
DES|schaf lolz
DES|schaf dunno if I should be flattered or feel insulted...maybe insulated would be more fitting
DES|Cleaner flatulate?