The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[V-Man]

Some people are born with that... sexth sense?
sixth sense.

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Someidiot: wat is |NZ|?
Me: My country.
Someidiot: can i join it?
Me: ...

[Ronald_Reagan]

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[00:52] <+Ronald_Reagan> Heyo GhostE_
[00:52] <@GhostE_> haider "D
[00:52] <@GhostE_> Dance dance..
[00:52] <@GhostE_> Yes Trixie, I'm gay....
[00:52] <@GhostE_> SHOOT
[00:52] <@GhostE_> wrong channel
[00:52] <@GhostE_> ....
[00:52] <@GhostE_> Im not gay.
[00:53] <+Ronald_Reagan> Hahahahahaha
[00:53] <+Ronald_Reagan> quotes thread :)
[00:53] <@GhostE_> ....
[00:53] <@GhostE_> NO NO
[00:53] <@GhostE_> NOT AGAIN
[00:53] <@GhostE_> :(
[00:53] <@GhostE_> .:L
[00:53] <+Ronald_Reagan> Haha, jk
[00:53] <+Ronald_Reagan> I'll let the other people do that

Did I really say that last part? ;)

[Ghost]

<GhostE_> where the heck is DrauL
<GhostE_> I need to talk to a Wiki editor :P
* a-d-a-m checks his pants
<a-d-a-m> oh
<a-d-a-m> hear he is
<a-d-a-m> hes kinda busy
<GhostE_> LOL
<a-d-a-m> you need him now?
<GhostE_> no no.
<a-d-a-m> can it wait 5 min?
<GhostE_> Not now.
<GhostE_> Yeah'
<a-d-a-m> mmk
<a-d-a-m> ey draul you might wanna shower bro
<a-d-a-m> clean yoself

[adam]

00:08 adam|high GET OUTADA BAFROOM

Dude whos this a-d-a-m guy, or this adam|high guy they are both so fucking funny

[MusicMan10]

I can check his historial if you really want to know who he is, adam.

[adam]

[11:54] <PERROS> i am never hacker ok
[11:54] <PERROS> look my historial ok

[Habluka]

[12:56:41] <|KH|MusicMan10> so anyway
[12:56:47] <|KH|MusicMan10> i was chillin wit my homies
[12:56:58] <|KH|MusicMan10> and i was like
[12:57:12] <|KH|MusicMan10> yo nigga check check this undead kid he's a fukin beast y
[12:57:20] <|KH|MusicMan10> and they all hated you
[12:57:32] <Undead> that makes no sense
[12:57:48] <|KH|MusicMan10> yes it does
[12:57:57] <|KH|MusicMan10> let me translate
[12:58:02] <|KH|MusicMan10> so anyhow
[12:58:12] <|KH|MusicMan10> i was sittin round the barbie with ma mates
[12:58:16] <|KH|MusicMan10> and i said
[12:58:30] <|KH|MusicMan10> yo cunts check out this undead kid, he's a real abo cunt
[12:58:34] <|KH|MusicMan10> and they all hated you

Mod edit: User warned for posting unnecessary offensive language.

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Mod edit: User warned for posting unnecessary offensive language.

[V-Man]

Everyone who actually has a big brother probably rolls their eyes at that.

[Ronald_Reagan]

:roll:
:D

[MusicMan10]

[19:19] <Gibstick> SVN is fine
[19:19] <|KH|MusicMan10> ok
[19:19] <|KH|MusicMan10> better be or i f*k u up
[19:20] <Gibstick> GL I AM WEARING SWEATER

be careful, he is wearing sweater

[MorganKell]

Offensive language this jackasses!!

"FUCK YOU"

by:: TheRealAC i.e. not this shit you've managed to fuck up. :D. Have a nice day!

Morgan edit:: I'm a fucking idiot. Please excuse the ignorance.

[Habluka]

Offensive language this jackasses!!

"FUCK YOU"

by:: TheRealAC i.e. not this shit you've managed to fuck up. :D. Have a nice day!

[adam]

Offensive language this jackasses!!

"FUCK YOU"

by:: TheRealAC i.e. not this shit you've managed to fuck up. :D. Have a nice day!

[Ghost]

Offensive language this jackasses!!

"FUCK YOU"

by:: TheRealAC i.e. not this shit you've managed to fuck up. :D. Have a nice day!

[MorganKell]

Hey hey hey quit it now!

[Orynge]

Hey hey hey quit it now!

[V-Man]

Hey hey hey quit it meow!

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So, where can I find this?

On Matasar's computer. Ask Carglass or NoErrorsFound for help.

[Ronald_Reagan]

Hey hey hey quit it meow!

Meow?

[Huntsman]

Hey hey hey quit it meow!

Meow?

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16:53 <o2|BrEaK> btw who is brahma?

[spamma]

I bet you Brahmas anti cheat is a basic MD5 sum check of the client binary lol.

[Orynge]

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<Hoxta> Hey, can some one please tell me why when i shoot a weapon in assault cube, my aim keeps on rising high and not staying on target
<|KH|MusicMan10> because you suck
<|KH|MusicMan10> at ac
<Hoxta> im'e using an imac with 'mighty mouse'
<|KH|MusicMan10> it's called recoil
<GhostE_> LOl
<GhostE_> Its the recoil
<Hoxta> oh
<Hoxta> how do i prevent this (GhostE_)

[MusicMan10]

[16:49] <Emoposer> so there's an oven in the middle of my caferteria at school
[16:49] <Emoposer> i want to make a trail of pennies leading to it

[V-Man]

That's hawt.

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Unfortunately, half of our clan is crippled

hehe xD

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<@Habluka> I have the addresses and phone numbers of most of KH saved on a flash drive

[Habluka]

<@Habluka> I have the addresses and phone numbers of most of KH saved on a flash drive

completely true

[Gibstick]

[17:03:34] <BCFH|aerkefiende> I learned you German

[Revert]

<Zomg> burn it infront of a charity
<Zomg> and then roll in the ashes
<Zomg> laughing


He was talking about burning 280$

[Gibstick]

[16:50:20] <ADMIRAL_NASCIMENTO> i'm brahmas girlfriend

[titiPT]

undead <3

[ShieldyBear]

<@Drakas> "zomfg I'm so fucking cool I got drunk and I'm only 13"
<Stas> lol
<@Drakas> :F
<ShieldyBear> : D
<Stas> ur just jeloos
<Godsmack> lol
<ShieldyBear> OH SNAP
<ShieldyBear> BITCH GOT OWNED
<Stas> SERVED

[Habluka]

|KH|Bullpup on 1.1

[17:20:50] <[lol]> thinking the new scorring system is one of the final nails in the casket
[17:20:59] <[lol]> for moi
[17:21:28] <[lol]> here i am, up on the stage
[17:21:39] <[lol]> turn the page
[17:22:07] <[lol]> download STEAM