The Awesome and Senseless History of Assault Cube
Blow a bullet in hin skull
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and as Hin fell from the windblown bullet,
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1.1.5 was released, softening his fall,

(400th POST now im only a 2.8k behind V-Man!)
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But it failed, because there were not enough nabs playing TOSOK for Hin to fall onto. Due to no most of the niblets downloading and playing 1.1.0.5 after 1 week of it being released.

LOL typical V, fixing up people's spelling mistakes.

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(Did he just end a sentence with no cliffhanger? WTF do I do now? Uh...)

Then,
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the rocket launcher was committed to SVN.

EDIT: FIXED SPELLING ERROR!
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Which outraged all the shotgun players, they were angry that there would be a new weapon to outnab their own.

Meanwhile, in brazil.
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Then, Hav0c opened and closed another sentence in three words.
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And meanwhile in Brazil, hackers, were thinking of ways to outsmart the devs, so the smartest hacker _______ (Name goes here)
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Was in a dark room with his grilfriend the female wild DrauL who...
(lol)
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could only be caught with a master ball, this surprised
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Ash Ketchum, who
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was only acquired with poke balls, which he had obtained from Drauls grandpa,
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who also happened to be Chun Li! Then DrauLio discovered that the world was small and
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round... like a pizza!
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actually, it was a small round toroid. (a doughnut, not a pizza)
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Then everyone realised they were on Saturn which is actually made of gas so there was nothing to stand on
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'cept a turtle, which was related to AC by
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the turtle it was standing on.
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Which was standing on another turtle.
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And it was Stephen Hawking after that, all the way down!
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But then, Dr. Seuss sued Stphen hawking for copyright infringment
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and lost.
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because he had lost, he was out of money and had to go live with Mr. Rogers.
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Uhm... Fred Rogers? He's dead. :(
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Then we all went back to Morgan's house for a few brews and to watch the mets game.
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Uhm... so is Dr. Seuss
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lmao.
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End of thread.
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It's gonna have to end some time. Put it out of its misery now.
But then makkE..

Couldn't help Frogulis
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