The Awesome and Senseless History of Assault Cube

[ChaoticToSayTheLeast]

Ignore him, SKYROCKETED DUE TO THE EPIC DEMAND!!
Also, cause Ziploc is pimp.
So then V-Wifey said,

[Huntsman]

"I love V-man"

[V-Wifey]

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Death to tupperware

But he was already banned!
His name starts with T!

"IT'S T.... FOR TIME TO LEAVE!" -- South Park, right?
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So anyways ---
Tupperware came in disguised as unarmed and pulled out his SMG on every w00p!

[Lantry]

but then v-wifey caused bbcode to suicide because she put closing tags without opening tags!

and they weren't even real tags.
(dun dun dunnnnn)

[Frogulis]

BUT THEN MAKKE...

[Huntsman]

Terrorized poor old Flowtron

[Ronald_Reagan]

and visa-versa.

[Lightning]

Then whipped a slice of nice verse pie

(That's a rhyme to vice-versa in some rap song. Can't remember which)

[Hav0c]

and so they both sat down and ate that pie.

[Huntsman]

at the pie o.O

[D1551D3N7]

Then pie got banned and so Makke and Flowtron were imprisoned in Alcatraz

[Hav0c]

Which was inside of Azkaban, which was inside of Brahma.

[Frogulis]

which was NOT inside of Brazil, because Brahma was on holiday in

[V-Man]

your mom

[Viper]

's kitchen since she invited us over for cookies and warm milk!

[Lantry]

fresh from her

[SiL3nT]

10000000000000000000000000 million years old microwave

[SuperSniper]

Wich she got from

[V-Man]

her house.

[Hav0c]

Which was in tosok land.

[Duckett]

And where people went to enjoy a good game of t/osok with, or without newbs, but horror struck when

[D1551D3N7]

when everyone left because they wanted to go to Dick's house.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tm6t8TnuyU

[Huntsman]

Then we all figured out D1551D3N7 fails. :D

[D1551D3N7]

But they figured wrong and D1551D3N7 headshotted Huntsman for ruining the story.

[Hav0c]

Which was invalid to the stories invalidness.

[V-Man]

If not for ironic self-reference, this statement would not be funny at all!

[SuperSniper]

rofl@V-man
and then every one went back to figureing that D1551D3N7 fails and he got mad and started....

[jAcKRoCk*]

Being a random and powerless

[SiL3nT]

Mermaid maiding himself under a maid

[SuperSniper]

And since that blows ever ones minds they....