Unwritten Rules of Assault Cube

[Joe Smith]

142) Dont give a good opinion about someones mod, then go make another account, and say it sucks just to see if you can get a reaction out of someone, or start a war.

[Lightning]

143) ---------------

EDIT: Rule removed, because it would be no longer unwritten.

[HyPE|Darkside]

If MorganKell ever gets enough kung-fu know-how to hack, I'll eat my shorts.

did I mention my shorts are made of whipped cream?

144: It is only acceptable for V-Man to wear shorts made out of whipped cream.

[Orynge]

145) :[D is the best smiley EVAR!


142 is an awesome rule. :P

[YourSister]

146) DON'T POST THE CLANMATCH IF U LOSE, OR YOUR CLAN WILL KIK U

[vern]

147: If you have a AC related question, don't ask it. GOOGLE

[MCS]

148) if you have an AC related question, its been asked a thousand times before.

[CharlyMurphie]

Thread should die

[JMM]

Thread should die
[SNIP]

Is this an addition to the list of rules or an off topic statement?

[StRaTo]

Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.

149- Just because someone is playing bad one match and good the next, it doesn't mean they started using hacks.

150- V-Man is Chuck Norris.

[SickNasty]

Actually teabag everyone. Throws their game off cuz they are angry

[X-Ray_Dog]

151- Do not write the unwritten rules.
152- There are no more unwritten rules since they have all been (mostly) shown.
153- Keep the unwritten rules unwritten by submitting a voice of you saying the rule rather than writing it.

I'd love to see everyone comply with 153 lol

[vern]

154: u Mad?

[Mai Mee Tur]

155) MaiMeeTur is the secret dev of AssaultCube

[Joe Smith]

156) always listen to wise men, Ex: Wolf.
157) dont hate the unwritten rules of AC ( AC herself will haunt you if you do)

[Mai Mee Tur]

158) The unwritten rules of AC are always unwritten

[Duckett]

159) These rules aren't written, they're typed

[Cemer]

160)TKing comes with a free supply of shoekicked'ed and banhammer'ed
161) If Cemer kills you, that isn't a good sign. See a doctor.

[Duckett]

162) Ignore rule # 161, you'll be alright

[Gibstick]

Are we going to get anymore good rules? This thread started out fine and I'd hate to see it get closed /:D

[Cemer]

Don't know if these have been said but
163) Gibstick is right (need feedback)
164) Upon entering a CTF server with a weird map, ask if it is a gema before killing. Banhammer results if not done properly.
165) Like 164, If on a TOSOK server with EVERYONE RUNNING AROUND with knives, please, don't make headshots. We all get extremely pissed. Super Banhammer is available for usage in this case.
166) Clan wannabe-ing is annoying, and so is repeating the SAME F****** MESSAGE. Please don't

[V-Man]

167) Servers that enforce non-killing in a "gema" are prime for being dropped from the master server.
168) Servers that enforce using only a specific weapon are prime for being dropped from the master server.
169) These rules are subject to change if the devs implement a "gema" mode (LOL) or the ability to enforce specific weapon use (or exclusion).

[Duckett]

170) Rule number 169

or the ability to enforce specific weapon use (ONLY exclusion).

only works with shotguns

[V-Man]

170) Ronald_Reagan is a good example.

Mod edit: ...and V-Man likes to lie.

[Huntsman]

171)NEVER EVER DIS-RESPECT V-MAN, JAMZ, GIBSTICK OR CHANSERV

[Joe Smith]

Are we going to get anymore good rules? This thread started out fine and I'd hate to see it get closed /:D

I would like real ones, that would be nice. The thread did morph into silliness, altho some are funny.

i haven't added any of the goofy ones to the list.

[V-Man]

I welcome more serious ones. Perhaps someone (I'm thinking about volunteering) can compile them into a list. Don't let the silly ones get ya down!

[MorganKell]

172:: Never throw grenades around corners within 2 mins of your teammate stealing a flag because that is a teamkill waiting to happen.

[Hav0c]

Rule 172: I do that alot :P
173) Never throw a grenade through the tunnels on depot within 20 seconds of your teammate taking the flag.

[#M|A#Wolf]

174) Check your radar before sending that damn grenade down the hall.