Unwritten Rules of Assault Cube

[XFA]

85) Your a dick if you say bg, always say gg ;]

[Stupefy]

86) Know the difference between Your and You're.

[SuperSniper]

Rule 61:: Smack my ass! Please?

Really Morgan

[MorganKell]

^^ you just found this now?

[Duckett]

87) Never let Neon behind you in an FFA match

[Stupefy]

88) In short-range maps use Knife only and see if you can top frags/flags.

(my personal hobby :P)

[Frogulis]

89) Don't complain about douze so much!
(thats probably already in there somewhere, I just thought I'd add some emphasis)

[Hav0c]

90) Don't use the Ar because its retardedly good. Use your 'main-non-Ar-ish-thing' weapon, and you will not be shunned upon.

[Vermi]

91) Bitch about a weapon that you can't use, because you are terrible

[Huntsman]

92)Eat fried rice before every game.

[Hav0c]

Vermi this isn't the thread where you aim the post at the person above you =P
92 1/2) Sniper is the hardest to use, cause it has no crosshair.

[V-Man]

93) Do unto others worse than they have done unto you.

(e.g., if someone trash-talks you, TK them; if someone TKs you, kick them; if someone kicks you, come back and ban them; if someone bans you, blacklist them on your own server, etc.)

93.5) Don't really keep that rule. It's more of an observation than an injunction. :-P

[JMM]

93) Knife is the easiest to use, cause it has a crosshair
EDIT:
94) If V-Man is online refresh every 2 seconds just to make sure.

[Foo]

95) only troll on ac forums

[Hav0c]

96) V-Man is always right.

[Frogulis]

97) Frogulis is never right.

[Ronald_Reagan]

Please close this thread at an even 100 rules :)

[Dark$aint]

98) Disregard anything Ronald_Reagan says ;D

[Ronald_Reagan]

Two more till 100!

[Hav0c]

99) Hav0c always finishes second, AND ITS GHEY!

[#M|A#Wolf]

100) Concluding all the rules here, simply use your common sense. Do something stupid, get banned.
* Also remember to PM V-Man anytime you have an issue in-game.

[Huntsman]

101)Always warm up before playing a clan match.

[Vermi]

102) warm ups are unnecessary

[Hav0c]

103) Always Limber Up
104) Watch Zombieland
105) 100 Rules are not enough

[JMM]

106) Lions do not limber up when they go for the kill.

[titiPT]

107) Warmup your spam limb before entering any forum

[Huntsman]

108)Always think of boobs when you see titi.

[titiPT]

109) Don't misspell "tits".
110) It's titi, not Titi.







(and NEVER misspell "misspell" except for cliche irony!)

(and if your not english, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH FLUENTLY)

[Huntsman]

111)Always troll Feng.

[Vermi]

112) feng #1 troll