Unwritten Rules of Assault Cube
#91
85) Your a dick if you say bg, always say gg ;]
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#92
86) Know the difference between Your and You're.
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#93
(19 Feb 11, 03:52AM)MorganKell Wrote: Rule 61:: Smack my ass! Please?

Really Morgan
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#94
^^ you just found this now?
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#95
87) Never let Neon behind you in an FFA match
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#96
88) In short-range maps use Knife only and see if you can top frags/flags.

(my personal hobby :P)
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#97
89) Don't complain about douze so much!
(thats probably already in there somewhere, I just thought I'd add some emphasis)
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#98
90) Don't use the Ar because its retardedly good. Use your 'main-non-Ar-ish-thing' weapon, and you will not be shunned upon.
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#99
91) Bitch about a weapon that you can't use, because you are terrible
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92)Eat fried rice before every game.
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Vermi this isn't the thread where you aim the post at the person above you =P
92 1/2) Sniper is the hardest to use, cause it has no crosshair.
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93) Do unto others worse than they have done unto you.

(e.g., if someone trash-talks you, TK them; if someone TKs you, kick them; if someone kicks you, come back and ban them; if someone bans you, blacklist them on your own server, etc.)

93.5) Don't really keep that rule. It's more of an observation than an injunction. :-P
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93) Knife is the easiest to use, cause it has a crosshair
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94) If V-Man is online refresh every 2 seconds just to make sure.
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95) only troll on ac forums
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96) V-Man is always right.
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97) Frogulis is never right.
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Please close this thread at an even 100 rules :)
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98) Disregard anything Ronald_Reagan says ;D
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Two more till 100!
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99) Hav0c always finishes second, AND ITS GHEY!
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100) Concluding all the rules here, simply use your common sense. Do something stupid, get banned.
* Also remember to PM V-Man anytime you have an issue in-game.
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101)Always warm up before playing a clan match.
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102) warm ups are unnecessary
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103) Always Limber Up
104) Watch Zombieland
105) 100 Rules are not enough
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106) Lions do not limber up when they go for the kill.
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107) Warmup your spam limb before entering any forum
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108)Always think of boobs when you see titi.
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109) Don't misspell "tits".
110) It's titi, not Titi.







(and NEVER misspell "misspell" except for cliche irony!)

(and if your not english, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH FLUENTLY)
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111)Always troll Feng.
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112) feng #1 troll
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