Unwritten Rules of Assault Cube

[titiPT]

113) Vermi doesn't troll, he's lovely.

[Hav0c]

114) Feng = #1 ghey

[Mai Mee Tur]

115) Feng = #1 Impersonator

[Lantry]

116) Lantry = #124 poster in this thread

[MykeGregory]

117) Teabagging is mandatory when you kill 'unarmed'. :D

[Huntsman]

118) Ragequitting is necessary when MykeGregory teabags you.

[Duckett]

119) Never Kill Huntsman, He'll bite your rear end

[ikljo]

120) You are not allowed to use Fisher Price modems while on AC. Life is too short to use a slow modem, get with the times and help prevent the lag.

[HyPE|Darkside]

121) It is a clan's right to refuse people from spectating during a match

[DrauL]

122) GOing on forums during school is acceptable.
123) Always sit where Torin does in T3 ;)

[Joe Smith]

125) must love jamz

[Fate]

126) jamz is pronounced "James" and not "jams"

[JMM]

Would you like some James on your toast?

[Gibstick]

126) jamz is pronounced "James" and not "jams"

I know, but I still pronounce it jams.

127. You must climb all ladders backwards.

[DrauL]

128) You must have a WELL PARTY in every match of ac_desert you ever play. EVER. That includes CM's.

[Vermi]

129) "Jamz" is pronounced Jamz

[MCS]

130) blacklisted players usually bitch and moan about something they did

[Mikey]

131) Never assume someone is a noob. They might get angry and turn out to be an excellent player.

132) Read all of the above rules before posting

[Joe Smith]

133) when making a map, make every wall one cube thick, and only ever leave 3 cubes width for walking in between walls.

[VenteX]

127. You must climb all ladders backwards.

Devs are never going to fix this, are they? Oh well, fun glitch is fun.

128) You must have a WELL PARTY in every match of ac_desert you ever play. EVER. That includes CM's.

This. Is. Brilliant!!!

[Mai Mee Tur]

134) You must assume all players named "unarmed" are noobs

[Mikey]

What's a well party?

135) Don't try to play Last Swiss Standing against Frosty Zoombie. You will lose

[Joe Smith]

136) Noobs know more than you do. Listen to them.

[ChaoticToSayTheLeast]

137) Just because they're pwning, doesn't mean it's a hack.

Sorry if it's a repeat.

[DrauL]

What's a well party?

It invloves all the players jumping into the well and dueling it out, whether it be in a group or all at once. If you crouch underwater and kill someone while doing so, you get extra points.

[MorganKell]

138. If anyone ever catches me hacking, it's because V-Man showed me how! :).

[V-Man]

If MorganKell ever gets enough kung-fu know-how to hack, I'll eat my shorts.

did I mention my shorts are made of whipped cream?

[titiPT]

140) V-Man can't follow rules

[vern]

Rule 141: Have a moment of silence every time you use any of Bukz scripts.

Why, in memory of his tormented saved.cfg file. It alone receives the most abuse around here. Very painful to witness.

[MorganKell]

142: V-Man doesn't have to follow rules. Rules follow him.