The AssaultCube Quotes Thread
(20 Oct 13, 11:07PM)[email protected] Wrote: sorry for the mistake I just wanted to say that I feel afraid of you
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(14 Jul 13, 04:02PM)[email protected] Wrote: I was told that those who spoke ill of the initiative of Condy not play half the Condy

he's a walking quotes machine
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I guess he means that those who say that condy is bad don't have half his skillZ or something like this.
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(14 Jul 13, 04:02PM)[email protected] Wrote: I was told that those who spoke ill of the initiative of Condy not play half the Condy


[Image: exploding_head_.jpg]
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What about a brazilian quote thread ?

(21 Oct 13, 07:12PM)IGC Wrote: [email protected], you draft is a poet... :P

Can't translate this one :/

Edit: kkk
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i dont think anyone can "traduce" anything
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Right after I connect...

Pi_blueberry Wrote:[17:54:18] <+Pi_blueberry> Well, that's my cue. PM me if you like, Sacerock. Too many eidola afoot.

Eidola = phantom.
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wallpoet
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(26 Oct 13, 12:31PM)Marti Wrote: you completely miss the point and try to make a terrible troll. i remember when i played vs you and larry once, and you got so mad about larry not keeping up with you causing you to lose that you started teamkilling him. i'd say you're at least vanq/xemi level, so it is bs that 1 player makes a team. it isnt called a team for nothing.
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<19:50:13> "vanquish": i recently discovered that brazzers.com is a real site and not just an advert
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[15:49] <@X-Ray_Dog> http://i.imgur.com/hUAqZN0.jpg
[15:49] <SKB> it's a trap

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0[13:52] <@B}Zarjio> Here we have paintball guns locked up
[13:52] <@B}Zarjio> In Walmart
[13:52] <PhaNtom> there were like 4-5 of em
[13:53] * B}Zarjio would rather buy a P90
[13:53] <PhaNtom> haha
[13:53] <PhaNtom> what about an awp
[13:53] * PhaNtom wonders if D3M0N is listening
[13:54] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> FREE AWP
[13:54] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> lololol
[13:54] <PhaNtom> lol
[13:54] <PhaNtom> yea
[13:54] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> I still like the fact I got that randomly
[13:54] <PhaNtom> i just follow the awps around till one dies
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<17:46:30> "respj": one for silver next time :x
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(31 Oct 13, 08:54PM)Million Wrote: <17:46:30> "respj": one for silver next time :x

yes please
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[22:05] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> Garh
[22:05] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> render went through, shitty quality _and_ I forgot to add enable the sound
[22:06] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> Im a medic ingmod
[22:06] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> I can do anythin I want!
[22:06] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> *beats dude up with stun stick*
[22:06] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> XD
[22:07] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> O.O
[22:07] * B}Ronald_Reagan leaves now
[22:07] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> bye
[22:07] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> noooo
[22:07] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> D:
[22:07] * B}Ronald_Reagan ([email protected]_Reagan.gurrlz-rule.gamesurge) Quit ( Quit: Fell in a hole. )
[22:08] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> should've grabbed the physics gun sooner...
[22:08] <@B}D3M0NW0LF> lol
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(06 Nov 13, 04:09AM)D3M0NW0LF Wrote: quote

Are you quoting your own 'joke' here?
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oh wolfy
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what else could you expect from a 10 year old power-tripping narcissist?

we've got a few of them around in this game
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Quote:[14:22:55] * X-Ray_Dog
[14:23:05] * PhaNtom
[14:23:07] <+PhaNtom>
[14:23:08] * Narwhaal
[14:35:40] * DES|Cleaner slaps Narwhaal and PhaNtom with an invisible sentence
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(08 Nov 13, 08:02AM)Undead Wrote: 19 year old
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(08 Nov 13, 08:02AM)Undead Wrote: what else could you expect from a 10 year old power-tripping narcissist?
spastic


No wait, that's your line...


(08 Apr 12, 01:25AM)Undead Wrote:
(08 Nov 13, 08:02AM)Undead Wrote: what else could you expect from a 10 year old power-tripping narcissist?
spastic


That's more like it!
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(10 Nov 13, 01:33AM)Mael Wrote: When I read it I thought "mix" was a term for someone of mixed race. Then I had a vision of a scene from a holocaust movie where a black jew chases down his aryan tormentor after years of abuse, corners him in an alley and delivers the line "Ready to get beaten by a mix?" The audience of the Cannes Film Festival erupts into thunderous applause as dozens of Palme d'Or awards are hurled end over end at the screen before falling to the floor forming a sizeable mound. Steven Spielberg, the film's director, walks to the mound, ushers silence and proclaims "I deserve this." He dives headlong into the pile and thrashes about for a bit before turning onto his back and flapping his arms forming a snow angel of sorts. The audience spontaneously falls to the ground weeping. The festival is promptly evacuated in order to preserve the emotional sanity of everyone present. The janitorial staff come in with push brooms and begin sweeping the room clean of tears and ejaculate thus concluding the Cannes Film Festival.
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(11 Nov 13, 10:12PM)D3M0NW0LF Wrote: 19 year old

you act like a 10 year old buddy.

its fitting that captain autism is there to back you up.
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<21:15:02> "[C4rma] C4rma": a woman was just ran over by a horse on TV and I laughed. Something is seriously wrong with me
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I see Undead is banned.
READY, AIM, FIRE
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(14 Nov 13, 11:14PM)Undead Wrote: autism

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(25 Nov 13, 12:31PM)jamz Wrote:
(25 Nov 13, 12:06PM)Roflcopter Wrote: ...AC has always been about taking part and having fun.
What have you done with the real Larry?


literally cried :')
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account3r2 Wrote:Whenever I type insist I feel like I'm gonna make a typo and it will turn out to be incest
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(29 Nov 13, 11:11PM)Cleaner Wrote:
(29 Nov 13, 10:40PM)MykeGregory Wrote: ..where is everyone?
They all left, sick and tired of the stench of you balls
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Park Wrote:gear4 = jg + skill
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Quote:DES|schaf you could do great things by contributing to the sheep of the day thread
DES|Cleaner got you a hat for this winter http://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5209706...162561.jpg
DES|schaf lolz
DES|schaf dunno if I should be flattered or feel insulted...maybe insulated would be more fitting
DES|Cleaner flatulate?
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