The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[19:32:46]    Aekom    i kinda wish i come across one of those toilets that speak to you
[19:32:48]    Aekom    that'd be sweet
[19:32:52]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    sgtd: Depends, sometimes it's an extending arm on the floor, or attached to the wall
[19:33:03]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Aekom: It's Japan, you'll probably find that they already have teleportation
[19:33:14]    Aekom    lol
[19:33:30]    Aekom    how otherworldly is japan anyway?
[19:33:31]    sgtd    they have toilets that have seat warmers..
[19:33:46]    Aekom    from everything ive heard and seen, it feels and sounds like a completely different world
[19:34:07]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    I've been there
[19:34:14]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Briefly of course, was a layover
[19:35:13]    Aekom    im expecting everything
[19:35:42]    sgtd    they have it all
[19:35:43]    Aekom    underwear in vending machines, bullet trains everywhere, hot school girls and salarymen
[19:35:45]    Aekom    lol
[19:35:52]    sgtd    only if you like asians
[19:35:58]    Aekom    who doesnt

[Frogulis]

truly brilliant art

Why is there a penis on its back doing a poo?

[Waffles]

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<sTr0nDa> u are very very gay
<sTr0nDa> Waffles and i hate u because u always kick me no reason you mother fucker

needless to say i laughed.

[X-Ray_Dog]

About modding AC ever so slightly and having problems:

Some information:

No, he isn't stupid.

Glad to know what the general public of the AC community assumes!

[Orynge]

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<sTr0nDa> u are very very gay
<sTr0nDa> Waffles and i hate u because u always kick me no reason you mother fucker

needless to say i laughed.

:o
Why would anyone kick DES|sTr0nDa? D:

[Undead]

[Habluka]

You better watch your back. This guy sounds serious.

[Cleaner]

Why would anyone kick DES|sTr0nDa? D:

Funny not.

[Frogulis]

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[Kakarrot]

You better watch your back. This guy sounds serious.

[MykeGregory]

Kak, You beat me to it! Was gonna post the same thing. haha.

[Kakarrot]

Yay :D I actually beat MykeGregory at something :3

[ExodusS]

[00:36] * Alex1__BR ([email protected]) has joined #assaultcube
[00:36] <Alex1__BR> my penis is brazillian
[00:36] * Alex1__BR ([email protected]) Quit ( Signed off )
[00:39] <@jamz> I desperately want to type a witty riposte, but words fail me
[00:40] <X-Ray_Dog> lmfao

[Fate]

[19:55] <@ilucky> lets go mess around in pubs?
[19:55] <+X-Ray_Dog> woah now
[19:55] <+X-Ray_Dog> get a private server
[19:55] <@ilucky> No
[19:55] <@ilucky> i like it in public Xray

[ExodusS]

[20:34] <+ExodusS> http://z0r.de/2155
[20:34] <@Atrimos> thats you exoduss?
[20:34] <@Atrimos> the guy in the middle
[20:35] <+ExodusS> yes it's me, at my right it's my dad
[20:35] <+ExodusS> and at my left it's my little sister

[OpenSource]

[21:28] DND I haven't abused any power
[21:29] DND anyways
[21:29] DND was it OpenSource who banned me?
[21:29] DND if yes
[21:29] DND he'll be my next victim
[21:29] DND lmao
[21:29] <--| DND has left #assaultcube

So, if you see "me" in-game acting like a ass you know who it is...
Right, RealViking/{CoE}fredriK*?
(im gonna wait 6 days for a reply, no need to make a new account to post)

[ExodusS]

[23:01] <@DES|OpenSource> kids in the back seat may cause accidents
[23:01] <@DES|OpenSource> accidents in the back seat may cause kids
[23:01] <@DES|OpenSource> so,.... no back seat = no accidents

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[18:10:47]    whop    i dont really care if people cheat to be honest

[Fate]

[17:15] <@ilucky> Dear penis
[17:15] <@ilucky> I dont think i like you
[17:15] <@ilucky> anymore
[17:16] <@ilucky> It used to be you and me a papertowel and a dirty magazine,
[17:16] <@ilucky> That's all we needed to get by.

[MykeGregory]

[Frogulis]

Resident* :P
In other news: Holy fuck, I don't wanna run into you in a pub somewhere D:

[Orynge]

[ExodusS]

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[18:10:47]    whop    i dont really care if people cheat to be honest

D:

[JamJamTheCalcMan]

Nah, we are active on IRC. Kind of. But RL got better graphics.

For some reason, this struck me as an awesome outlook. Real life has better graphics. [/philosoraptor]

[MykeGregory]

http://forum.cubers.net/thread-4795.html
Just lol.

[Marti]

http://forum.cubers.net/thread-4795.html
Just lol.

what you say :)

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[23:50:09]    B}Ronald_Reagan    This isn't rage :>
[23:50:12]    B}Ronald_Reagan    (on my part)
[23:50:16]    proletariat    I do that when I'm tired.
[23:50:22]    B}Ronald_Reagan    rage tends to be much bigger
[23:50:23]    proletariat    That's because I can't rage well
[23:50:26]    B}Ronald_Reagan    with a lot more words
[23:50:28]    B}ShadowZ    !ban
[23:50:32]    B}Ronald_Reagan    oh
[23:50:34]    B}Ronald_Reagan    good idea shad
[23:50:38]    B}ShadowZ    lolwut?
[23:50:38]    B}Ronald_Reagan    !addban whop
[23:50:39]    =-=    Mode #PBClan +b *!*@IP by ChanServ
[23:50:39]    =-=    whop was booted from #pbclan by ChanServ ((B}Ronald_Reagan) Bye.)

IP edited out for obvious reasons

---

Know I'm not supposed to quote myself, but this is just something that needs to be put out there, in clear, certain terms.

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[23:45:39]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Wish pwnage still moderated AC forums
[23:45:44]    whop    lol
[23:45:45]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Or at least came on a tad more
[23:45:49]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    Maybe I'm thinking of Apollo
[23:45:54]    proletariat    Lol
[23:45:57]    proletariat    pwnage left
[23:45:59]    whop    MMT
[23:46:00]    proletariat    the forum
[23:46:02]    whop    what are you saying
[23:46:05]    proletariat    made a thread about it
[23:46:09]    whop    your mad that people spam
[23:46:10]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    I know, proletariat
[23:46:11]    whop    its part of nature
[23:46:12]    B}Ronald_Reagan    pwnage pops around every once and awhile
[23:46:14]    whop    everyone spamz
[23:46:17]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    I'm not mad that people "Spam" per se
[23:46:30]    eQ|MaiMeeTur    I'm annoyed that people purposefully decide to be fucking morons
[23:46:38]    B}Ronald_Reagan    [05:46am] eQ|MaiMeeTur: I'm annoyed that people purposefully decide to be fucking morons
[23:46:38]    B}Ronald_Reagan    ^^

[titiPT]

[23:46:09] whop your mad that people spam
*you're

[Mai Mee Tur]

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== mode/#PBClan [+b *!*@MaiMeeTur.user.gamesurge] by SpamServ
== eQ|MaiMeeTur was kicked from #PBClan by SpamServ [Flooding the channel is against the channel rules.]
<@B}Ronald_Reagan> :>
<@B}Droid> ty SpamServ
<@B}Ronald_Reagan> !ub eQ|MaiMeeTur
== mode/#PBClan [-b *!*@MaiMeeTur.user.gamesurge] by ChanServ
== Jg99 [[email protected]] has joined #PBClan
== mode/#PBClan [+v Jg99] by ChanServ
<+Jg99> hey guys
<@B}Ronald_Reagan> You aren't Mai
<@B}ShadowZ> NO
<@B}ShadowZ> NO
<@B}ShadowZ> NO
* B}Droid runs
<@B}Ronald_Reagan> what sort of cruel joke is this?
<+Jg99> lol?
<@B}Droid> lol
<+Jg99> im jg
<+Jg99> lol
<+Jg99> im not mai
<+Jg99> xd

[JamJamTheCalcMan]

forgive me for quoting myself, i had to leave it in so you could get the gist of the conversation...

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[23:54.31]    Maj    jam didnt you mention you had Extream G?
[23:54.32]    Maj    on 64
[23:55.31]    Jam    nope
[23:55.34]    Jam    never heard of it
[23:55.40]    Jam    :o
[23:56.12]    Maj    hmm
[23:56.15]    Maj    i musta dreamed
[23:56.17]    Maj    it
[23:56.46]    Maj    just like i dreamed about a dog....that was in the shape of a duck.....siting in a cereal bowl

^LOLWUT
later on...

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[23:57.29]    Maj    IM WEIRD
[23:58.54]    Maj    i once dreamed that a ford F-150 fell from the sky and hit me in the nose