The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[19:32:46] Aekom i kinda wish i come across one of those toilets that speak to you [19:32:48] Aekom that'd be sweet [19:32:52] eQ|MaiMeeTur sgtd: Depends, sometimes it's an extending arm on the floor, or attached to the wall [19:33:03] eQ|MaiMeeTur Aekom: It's Japan, you'll probably find that they already have teleportation [19:33:14] Aekom lol [19:33:30] Aekom how otherworldly is japan anyway? [19:33:31] sgtd they have toilets that have seat warmers.. [19:33:46] Aekom from everything ive heard and seen, it feels and sounds like a completely different world [19:34:07] eQ|MaiMeeTur I've been there [19:34:14] eQ|MaiMeeTur Briefly of course, was a layover [19:35:13] Aekom im expecting everything [19:35:42] sgtd they have it all [19:35:43] Aekom underwear in vending machines, bullet trains everywhere, hot school girls and salarymen [19:35:45] Aekom lol [19:35:52] sgtd only if you like asians [19:35:58] Aekom who doesnt

[Frogulis]

truly brilliant art

Why is there a penis on its back doing a poo?

[Waffles]

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<sTr0nDa> u are very very gay <sTr0nDa> Waffles and i hate u because u always kick me no reason you mother fucker

needless to say i laughed.

[X-Ray_Dog]

About modding AC ever so slightly and having problems:

Some information:

No, he isn't stupid.

Glad to know what the general public of the AC community assumes!

[Orynge]

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<sTr0nDa> u are very very gay <sTr0nDa> Waffles and i hate u because u always kick me no reason you mother fucker

needless to say i laughed.

:o
Why would anyone kick DES|sTr0nDa? D:

[Undead]

[Habluka]

You better watch your back. This guy sounds serious.

[Cleaner]

Why would anyone kick DES|sTr0nDa? D:

Funny not.

[Frogulis]

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[Kakarrot]

You better watch your back. This guy sounds serious.

[MykeGregory]

Kak, You beat me to it! Was gonna post the same thing. haha.

[Kakarrot]

Yay :D I actually beat MykeGregory at something :3

[ExodusS]

[00:36] * Alex1__BR ([email protected]) has joined #assaultcube
[00:36] <Alex1__BR> my penis is brazillian
[00:36] * Alex1__BR ([email protected]) Quit ( Signed off )
[00:39] <@jamz> I desperately want to type a witty riposte, but words fail me
[00:40] <X-Ray_Dog> lmfao

[Fate]

[19:55] <@ilucky> lets go mess around in pubs?
[19:55] <+X-Ray_Dog> woah now
[19:55] <+X-Ray_Dog> get a private server
[19:55] <@ilucky> No
[19:55] <@ilucky> i like it in public Xray

[ExodusS]

[20:34] <+ExodusS> http://z0r.de/2155
[20:34] <@Atrimos> thats you exoduss?
[20:34] <@Atrimos> the guy in the middle
[20:35] <+ExodusS> yes it's me, at my right it's my dad
[20:35] <+ExodusS> and at my left it's my little sister

[OpenSource]

[21:28] DND I haven't abused any power
[21:29] DND anyways
[21:29] DND was it OpenSource who banned me?
[21:29] DND if yes
[21:29] DND he'll be my next victim
[21:29] DND lmao
[21:29] <--| DND has left #assaultcube

So, if you see "me" in-game acting like a ass you know who it is...
Right, RealViking/{CoE}fredriK*?
(im gonna wait 6 days for a reply, no need to make a new account to post)

[ExodusS]

[23:01] <@DES|OpenSource> kids in the back seat may cause accidents
[23:01] <@DES|OpenSource> accidents in the back seat may cause kids
[23:01] <@DES|OpenSource> so,.... no back seat = no accidents

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[18:10:47] whop i dont really care if people cheat to be honest

[Fate]

[17:15] <@ilucky> Dear penis
[17:15] <@ilucky> I dont think i like you
[17:15] <@ilucky> anymore
[17:16] <@ilucky> It used to be you and me a papertowel and a dirty magazine,
[17:16] <@ilucky> That's all we needed to get by.

[MykeGregory]

[Frogulis]

Resident* :P
In other news: Holy fuck, I don't wanna run into you in a pub somewhere D:

[Orynge]

[ExodusS]

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[18:10:47] whop i dont really care if people cheat to be honest

D:

[JamJamTheCalcMan]

Nah, we are active on IRC. Kind of. But RL got better graphics.

For some reason, this struck me as an awesome outlook. Real life has better graphics. [/philosoraptor]

[MykeGregory]

http://forum.cubers.net/thread-4795.html
Just lol.

[Marti]

http://forum.cubers.net/thread-4795.html
Just lol.

what you say :)

[Mai Mee Tur]

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[23:50:09] B}Ronald_Reagan This isn't rage :> [23:50:12] B}Ronald_Reagan (on my part) [23:50:16] proletariat I do that when I'm tired. [23:50:22] B}Ronald_Reagan rage tends to be much bigger [23:50:23] proletariat That's because I can't rage well [23:50:26] B}Ronald_Reagan with a lot more words [23:50:28] B}ShadowZ !ban [23:50:32] B}Ronald_Reagan oh [23:50:34] B}Ronald_Reagan good idea shad [23:50:38] B}ShadowZ lolwut? [23:50:38] B}Ronald_Reagan !addban whop [23:50:39] =-= Mode #PBClan +b *!*@IP by ChanServ [23:50:39] =-= whop was booted from #pbclan by ChanServ ((B}Ronald_Reagan) Bye.)

IP edited out for obvious reasons

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Know I'm not supposed to quote myself, but this is just something that needs to be put out there, in clear, certain terms.

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[23:45:39] eQ|MaiMeeTur Wish pwnage still moderated AC forums [23:45:44] whop lol [23:45:45] eQ|MaiMeeTur Or at least came on a tad more [23:45:49] eQ|MaiMeeTur Maybe I'm thinking of Apollo [23:45:54] proletariat Lol [23:45:57] proletariat pwnage left [23:45:59] whop MMT [23:46:00] proletariat the forum [23:46:02] whop what are you saying [23:46:05] proletariat made a thread about it [23:46:09] whop your mad that people spam [23:46:10] eQ|MaiMeeTur I know, proletariat [23:46:11] whop its part of nature [23:46:12] B}Ronald_Reagan pwnage pops around every once and awhile [23:46:14] whop everyone spamz [23:46:17] eQ|MaiMeeTur I'm not mad that people "Spam" per se [23:46:30] eQ|MaiMeeTur I'm annoyed that people purposefully decide to be fucking morons [23:46:38] B}Ronald_Reagan [05:46am] eQ|MaiMeeTur: I'm annoyed that people purposefully decide to be fucking morons [23:46:38] B}Ronald_Reagan ^^

[titiPT]

[23:46:09] whop your mad that people spam
*you're

[Mai Mee Tur]

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== mode/#PBClan [+b *!*@MaiMeeTur.user.gamesurge] by SpamServ == eQ|MaiMeeTur was kicked from #PBClan by SpamServ [Flooding the channel is against the channel rules.] <@B}Ronald_Reagan> :> <@B}Droid> ty SpamServ <@B}Ronald_Reagan> !ub eQ|MaiMeeTur == mode/#PBClan [-b *!*@MaiMeeTur.user.gamesurge] by ChanServ == Jg99 [[email protected]] has joined #PBClan == mode/#PBClan [+v Jg99] by ChanServ <+Jg99> hey guys <@B}Ronald_Reagan> You aren't Mai <@B}ShadowZ> NO <@B}ShadowZ> NO <@B}ShadowZ> NO * B}Droid runs <@B}Ronald_Reagan> what sort of cruel joke is this? <+Jg99> lol? <@B}Droid> lol <+Jg99> im jg <+Jg99> lol <+Jg99> im not mai <+Jg99> xd

[JamJamTheCalcMan]

forgive me for quoting myself, i had to leave it in so you could get the gist of the conversation...

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[23:54.31] Maj jam didnt you mention you had Extream G? [23:54.32] Maj on 64 [23:55.31] Jam nope [23:55.34] Jam never heard of it [23:55.40] Jam :o [23:56.12] Maj hmm [23:56.15] Maj i musta dreamed [23:56.17] Maj it [23:56.46] Maj just like i dreamed about a dog....that was in the shape of a duck.....siting in a cereal bowl

^LOLWUT
later on...

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[23:57.29] Maj IM WEIRD [23:58.54] Maj i once dreamed that a ford F-150 fell from the sky and hit me in the nose