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30 Dec 11, 02:36AM
(20 Dec 11, 10:02PM)jamz Wrote:i think he achieved the right to be floppy, actually.Quote:Keller - by Mr.Floppy 
31 Dec 11, 11:27AM
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<Robtics> forums still dont work for me :( what is this
<DES|Cleaner> same <Bugboy1028> it's up fro me <Robtics> oh goodd already thought it was on my end --- checking forum.cubers.net, EXPECTING FORUM to not work. and found out it is up now -- <Bugboy1028> ... <Bugboy1028> Irony it's NOW UP <Bugboy1028> Robtics, DES|Cleaner it should work now 
Lucky is psychotic... proof below. Also, he's done this more than once.. xP
[13:28] <+sgtd> lions are up 41-38 with 2:30 to go [13:28] <+ilucky> que [13:28] <+ilucky> DEFENSE [13:28] <+ilucky> GOGOGOG [13:29] <+sgtd> its snowing in GB [13:29] <+ilucky> lol [13:29] <+sgtd> 1st time in NFL history where both QBs throw for over 400yds & 5 TDs [13:30] <+ilucky> wow [13:31] <+sgtd> 2min warning [13:31] <+sgtd> packers are at their own 33 [13:33] <+ilucky> keep me updated [13:35] <+sgtd> lol k [13:35] <+sgtd> 2 & 10 [13:36] <+sgtd> 3 & 5 [13:36] <+sgtd> 1: 30 lft [13:36] <+sgtd> sh*t [13:36] <+sgtd> bomb [13:36] <+sgtd> 1st & goal [13:36] <+sgtd> 40yd gain [13:36] <+ilucky> FFS [13:36] <+sgtd> 1:19 left [13:37] <+sgtd> packers will at least tie it [13:37] <+sgtd> 2nd & goal 1:13 left [13:38] <+sgtd> TD [13:38] <+sgtd> packers [13:38] <+sgtd> 45-41 [13:38] <+sgtd> 1:08 let [13:38] <+sgtd> left* [13:39] <+sgtd> 6 TD for the 2nd string QB [13:39] <+sgtd> i didn't know rodgers wasn't playing [13:39] <+ilucky> yeah he isnt [13:39] <+ilucky> idk why [13:39] <+sgtd> they are resting him [13:39] <+ilucky> that must be one badass 2nd string [13:39] <+sgtd> lol yep [13:40] <+sgtd> thats his 2nd career start [13:41] <+sgtd> 1st start of the season [13:41] <+sgtd> k here we go [13:41] <+sgtd> 1:10 left [13:41] <+sgtd> 20yd line lions ball [13:41] <+ilucky> O_O [13:42] <+sgtd> on their own 20 [13:42] <+sgtd> lol [13:42] <+ilucky> oh [13:42] <+ilucky> :| [13:42] <+ilucky> interception [13:42] <+ilucky> gg [13:42] <+ilucky> My prediction ^ [13:43] <+sgtd> 1 & 10 [13:43] <+sgtd> :40 sec [13:43] <+sgtd> 40yd line [13:43] <+sgtd> shit [13:43] <+sgtd> 25-30yd pass [13:43] <+sgtd> 33secs [13:44] <+ilucky> im shitting out anxiety [13:44] <+sgtd> @packers 40 [13:44] <+sgtd> lol fu lucky [13:44] <+sgtd> lol fu lucky [13:44] <+sgtd> lol fu lucky [13:44] <+sgtd> interception [13:44] <+ilucky> WHAT DID I SAY? [13:44] <+sgtd> 25secs left [13:44] <+sgtd> gg [13:44] <+ilucky> WHAT DID I SAY? [13:44] <+sgtd> xPPP [13:44] <+ilucky> WHAT DID I SAY [13:44] <+ilucky> I FUCKING KNEW IT [13:45] <+ilucky> sgtd quote this shit [13:45] <+sgtd> ilucky: you are gonna pick lotto #s for me next week [13:45] <+ilucky> It needs to be recorded [13:45] <+sgtd> damn 
01 Jan 12, 11:08PM
(01 Jan 12, 06:38PM)Grenade Wrote:(01 Jan 12, 05:12PM)Mr.OpTic Wrote: I'm also offended u didn't use my banner. It genuinely took 3 minutes to make?! Camon give a gai sum creditOMG, 3 minutes!?! Mine took 5!!!!!!!!!! (01 Jan 12, 07:21PM)Grenade Wrote: Arent you in {AK}Clan? The rules state that you may double clan IN ACR, NOT AC. 
05 Jan 12, 05:06AM
Quote:<whop> JoeSmith 
05 Jan 12, 05:11AM
Quote:ook what whop called Cemer ;; 
09 Jan 12, 02:06AM
Quote:(23:05:35) ihateSteelers: Nightmare
09 Jan 12, 08:06PM
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10 Jan 12, 04:51AM
Code: [19:46] <@Champion> X-Ray_Dog: Y U hide in a box?!
[19:46] <@X-Ray_Dog> I CAME OUT KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[19:46] <@Champion> Hide in a container, dammit!!
[19:46] <+Exia|RQx2> WHAT
[19:46] <+Exia|RQx2> JOEY
[19:46] <+Exia|RQx2> YOU'RE A HOMO?Teach you to mess with me >:) 
Continuing
Code: [19:46:13] <+Exia|RQx2> YOU'RE A HOMO?
[19:46:14] <@Champion> More space and is made of steel instead of wood!!
[19:46:20] <@X-Ray_Dog> huh
[19:46:22] <@X-Ray_Dog> oh
[19:46:29] <@X-Ray_Dog> Exia|RQx2 you were there with me so dont even xD
[19:46:31] <+Exia|RQx2> besides
[19:46:37] <+Exia|RQx2> ONLY I HIDE IN TEH BOXEH BOXEHCode: [19:59:00] <+whop> JoeSmith
[19:59:09] <+whop> if you dont want this to be the troll channel
[19:59:18] <+whop> kick the trolls
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11 Jan 12, 05:43AM
Code: [22:40:47] Exia im scared of Nukpwr <:
[22:40:54] sgtd Exia: you should be
[22:40:57] Exia cuz
[22:40:59] sgtd he's got da pwr
[22:40:59] Exia i called him ron ron
[22:41:00] Exia and he said
[22:41:08] Exia only his late g-pa called him that
[22:41:15] Exia and now my grandpa has cancer ...
15 Jan 12, 12:25AM
Code: <feng> what is B IRC?
<B}less_ill_studying> no
<feng> one of your mates told me to go
<feng> idk it
<B}less_ill_studying> no
<B}less_ill_studying> we don't need your kind
<feng> you are?
<B}less_ill_studying> a person
<B}less_ill_studying> the result of millions of years of evolutionary processes
<feng> zarj
<B}less_ill_studying> resulting in one culmination: homo sapiens
<feng> hahhahhaa
<B}less_ill_studying> no
<B}less_ill_studying> wat
<B}less_ill_studying> i'm not canadian
<B}less_ill_studying> #pbclan
[He joins, I !addban him]
<feng> thanks.
<B}less_ill_studying> yw
<B}less_ill_studying> thank you
<feng> i report you
<B}less_ill_studying> lol
<B}less_ill_studying> you're already banned from plenty of places
<B}less_ill_studying> and no B} will mind
<feng> i going to talk to jamz and ramdonkiwi
<feng> and report on AC forums
<B}less_ill_studying> LOL
<B}less_ill_studying> ahahaha
<B}less_ill_studying> look at this kid
<B}less_ill_studying> trying to act all tough
<B}less_ill_studying> when he's fucking BLed
<B}less_ill_studying> from half the masterserver
<B}less_ill_studying> you're right you're right
<B}less_ill_studying> jamz'll listen to you
<feng> yes i am
<feng> jamz is good friends with me
<B}less_ill_studying> RK will have the time to listen to the whining of a little kid
<B}less_ill_studying> HA
<B}less_ill_studying> sure
<B}less_ill_studying> jamz is great friends with those who are BLed...
<feng> stfu
<B}less_ill_studying> [/sarcasm] in case you didn't know
<B}less_ill_studying> lol
<feng> shut your mouth freak
15 Jan 12, 06:34PM
Code: [11:32:01] Misty|afk im so peaceful right now
[11:32:11] Misty|afk everything is nice
[11:32:25] Misty|afk i didnt even bitch when i heard a 5 year old singing justin bieber right outside my window
16 Jan 12, 12:49AM
16 Jan 12, 02:56AM
[17:38] <+BC|Wolf> k lads
[17:38] <+BC|Wolf> i think its time to show you my list [17:39] <+BC|Wolf> of clan acronyms [17:39] <+BC|Wolf> formed by the morgan keller [17:39] <+BC|Wolf> and me [17:39] <+BC|Wolf> like a year ago [17:39] <+J4cK> lolz, BC| means Big Cock [17:39] <+BC|Wolf> TyD = Taste Yanni's Diapers [17:39] <+ilucky> lol [17:39] <+BC|Wolf> DES = Dirty Enema Sellers [17:40] <+BC|Wolf> oNe = Obese Nicaraguan Erections [17:40] <+BC|Wolf> BME = Boner Molests Erection [17:40] <+BC|Wolf> MyS = Make you Swallow [17:40] <@B}Nightmare> xD [17:40] <+ilucky> LOL [17:40] <+BC|Wolf> and yes jack u are right [17:40] <+BC|Wolf> BC = Big Cocks [17:41] <+BC|Wolf> MA = Milking Anally [17:41] <+BC|Wolf> KH = Kinky Hornies [17:41] <+BC|Wolf> AND THE GRAN FINALE [17:41] <+BC|Wolf> legacy = Lethargic Endomorphic Gomer Asses Catering Yetis [17:41] <+eQ|MaiMeeTur> Bet you can't do an eQ acronym [17:41] <+BC|Wolf> hmm [17:41] <+J4cK> i bet ya he can [17:41] <+BC|Wolf> the Q bothers me [17:41] <@B}Studying> eccentric queefs 
16 Jan 12, 04:53AM
TyD has always and will always be Touch your Dick.
18 Jan 12, 01:33AM
(17 Jan 12, 10:57PM)jamz Wrote: This server was removed from the masterserver list because its name was advertising a porn site. (18 Jan 12, 12:38AM)yomismo Wrote: Vale pues queda claro el server estara en version private , asi que el mes que viee pillo otro nuevo sin hacer spam aunque me parece patetica esta politica. Underlined italic bold text would mean: "I find this policy pathetic"
18 Jan 12, 02:20AM
(16 Jan 12, 02:56AM)lucky Wrote: [17:38] <+BC|Wolf> k lads Ah yes FIXED. *Exia departs.
19 Jan 12, 02:14AM
Code: [16:50] <+Kakarrot> My parents make me pay for my setvice
[16:50] <+Kakarrot> Service
[16:50] <+Kakarrot> $50 a month
[16:50] <@Exia> that's a dumb hooker's job right there <:
[16:50] <+Kakarrot> Twinkie's suck
[16:50] <+sgtd> you suck Twinkies Rule
[16:50] <@Exia> oh yes kak does
[16:50] <+Kakarrot> Hostess needs to die
[16:51] <+sgtd> what is your job?
[16:51] <@Exia> paying 50 bucks to perform a "service"
[16:51] <@Exia> mhm
[16:51] <+Kakarrot> I cook meat
[16:51] <@Exia> he sucks ;D
[16:51] <+sgtd> lol...
[16:51] <+Kakarrot> At a resteraunt
[16:51] <@Exia> OH OFC MEAT
[16:51] <+sgtd> haha
[16:51] <@Exia> at a restraunt
[16:51] <+ChO> oh lol i thought he ssiad cock meat :P
[16:51] <@Exia> even more bold
[16:51] <@Exia> LOL
[16:51] <@Exia> LOOOOOOOOOL
[16:51] <+sgtd> hHahahah
[16:51] <+sgtd> ikr
[16:51] <@Exia> dude ChO
[16:51] <+Kakarrot> Its a 1337 smokehouse
[16:51] <@Exia> i was hinting that xD
[16:51] <+sgtd> lol..
[16:51] <@Exia> by 1337
[16:52] <@Exia> you mean hookers
[16:52] <+sgtd> i picked it up Exia xD
[16:52] <@Exia> like yourself
[16:52] <@Exia> ._.
[16:52] <@Exia> :D
[16:52] <+Kakarrot> No
[16:52] <+Kakarrot> Loo
[16:52] <+Kakarrot> L
[16:52] <@Exia> yes!
[16:52] <@Exia> Loo?
[16:52] <@Exia> Bathroom?
[16:52] <+sgtd> loool
[16:52] <@Exia> you do it THER now?
[16:52] <+Kakarrot> No
[16:52] <@Exia> mhm sure
[16:52] <+Kakarrot> Theirs an old man in a nazi uniform in yours
[16:52] <+Jam> you cook cock meat in loo's?
[16:52] <+sgtd> ?
[16:52] <@Exia> LOOOOL
[16:52] <@Exia> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[16:52] <+sgtd> There's*
[16:53] <+Kakarrot> Take a ride on the tower power
[16:53] <+sgtd> u know it
[16:53] <+Kakarrot> Of*
[16:53] <+Kakarrot> Lol im not a hooker
[16:53] <+Kakarrot> Period
[16:53] <+Kakarrot> I work at a place called Southstreet smokehouse
[16:54] <+sgtd> TY Kakarrot
[16:54] <+sgtd> now i surely won't go there..
[16:54] <+Kakarrot> Considering its in indiana...
[16:52] <@Exia> ._.
[16:52] <@Exia> :D
[16:52] <+Kakarrot> No
[16:52] <+Kakarrot> Loo
[16:52] <+Kakarrot> L
[16:52] <@Exia> yes!
[16:52] <@Exia> Loo?
[16:52] <@Exia> Bathroom?
[16:52] <+sgtd> loool
[16:52] <@Exia> you do it THER now?
[16:52] <+Kakarrot> No
[16:52] <@Exia> mhm sure
[16:52] <+Kakarrot> Theirs an old man in a nazi uniform in yours
[16:52] <+Jam> you cook cock meat in loo's?
[16:52] <+sgtd> ?
[16:52] <@Exia> LOOOOL
[16:52] <@Exia> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[16:52] <+sgtd> There's*
[16:53] <+Kakarrot> Take a ride on the tower power
[16:53] <+sgtd> u know it
[16:53] <+Kakarrot> Of*
[16:53] <+Kakarrot> Lol im not a hooker
[16:53] <+Kakarrot> Period
[16:53] <+Kakarrot> I work at a place called Southstreet smokehouse
[16:54] <+sgtd> TY Kakarrot
[16:54] <+sgtd> now i surely won't go there..
[16:54] <+Kakarrot> Considering its in indiana...
[16:54] <+Jam> when i go to Indiana to visit family, i'll make sure to stay far far away from it
[16:54] <+Kakarrot> Lol not lafayette
[16:55] <@Exia> SOMEONE
[16:55] <@Exia> QUOTE THIS
[16:55] <@Exia> NOW
[16:55] <@Exia> :D
[16:55] <+Jam> my family lives in a shitbox town
[16:55] <@Exia> SOOO FUNNY LOL
[16:55] <+Jam> you ever hear of Gary?
[16:55] <@Exia> so
[16:55] <+Kakarrot> I live in buttfucked no where
[16:55] <@Exia> your family lives in a box
[16:55] <+Kakarrot> Lol yea
[16:55] <@Exia> -Futurama-
[16:55] <+Kakarrot> In nothern indiana
[16:55] <@Exia> -universe in a box-
[16:55] <+sgtd> Kakarrot: what would you do if the manager needed his "pattie" cooked? He'd pay you rly good. xD
[16:55] <@Exia> LOOOL
[16:56] <@Exia> NO
[16:56] <+Kakarrot> No
[16:56] <@Exia> KAK WOULD HAVE TO PAY HIM GOOD
[16:56] <+Kakarrot> No
[16:56] <+Kakarrot> Mo
[16:56] <+Jam> LOL
[16:56] <+Kakarrot> No
[16:56] <+sgtd> lol
[16:56] <+Kakarrot> No
[16:56] <@Exia> Kak's hooker name is Mo
[16:56] <+Kakarrot> Nononono
[16:56] <+Jam> o i see
[16:56] <+sgtd> MoMo
[16:56] <+Kakarrot> No
[16:56] <+Kakarrot> No
[16:56] <+Kakarrot> No
[16:56] <@Exia> Mo pays her boss to give him a cooked patty.
[16:56] <+Kakarrot> No
[16:56] <+Kakarrot> No
[16:56] * Kakarrot was kicked by SpamServ ([email protected]) Reason (Repeating yourself too often is against the channel rules.)
[16:56] <+Jam> MOMO that feels so good
[16:56] <+sgtd> ahahahah
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[16:56] <@Exia> wb Momo<:Sad when you have to pay to do your job. ;( Jokes to Kak. No literal offense ;(
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Code: [13:27:13] B}Noobicus There are over 2 million battered women in the US.
[13:27:26] eQ|MaiMeeTur Are they breaded B}Noobicus?
[13:27:33] B}Noobicus and I have been eating them plain all these years. 
22 Jan 12, 05:11PM
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