The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[Ronald_Reagan]

I know I shouldn't quote myself, but oh how I love ChanServ:

[01:37am] B}Ronald_Reagan: beer
[01:37am] ChanServ: B}Ronald_Reagan: Pong!

[Fate]

<Huntsman> this microscope is great
<Huntsman> for trying to see fate's eyes
<Fate> this microscope is great
<Fate> for trying to find huntsman's dick
<Huntsman> ...
<Huntsman> this microscope is great
<Huntsman> nvm
<Huntsman> u win this time

[MykeGregory]

i'll be back!

I won't.

[MusicMan10]

[17:50] <DoN|Ta> i throw dicks on ur head

[Mai Mee Tur]

Conversation somehow deviated to this while we were talking about Texas and my girlfriend being white.

Code:

eQ|MaiMeeTur Waffles, I had no idea I was white [21:04:11] eQ|MaiMeeTur Interracial ftw [21:04:14] Waffles rough [21:04:23] eQ|MaiMeeTur Lol, how's it rough? [21:04:24] Jam are you colorblind? [21:04:30] eQ|MaiMeeTur Though her mum did call me ching chong at first [21:04:35] Mr_OpTic macm is [21:04:36] Waffles thats terrible [21:04:39] Waffles and excellent [21:04:44] Waffles yeah macm is heavily colorblind [21:04:47] Waffles red blue too [21:04:47] Mr_OpTic lol [21:04:48] eQ|MaiMeeTur Lol I smpl [21:04:52] eQ|MaiMeeTur When she called me that [21:04:57] Mr_OpTic macm fragged teammate Waffles [21:04:59] Mr_OpTic macm fragged teammate Waffles [21:05:01] Mr_OpTic macm fragged teammate Waffles [21:05:07] Waffles "FFS" [21:05:11] eQ|MaiMeeTur You have no idea how much I'm laughing [21:05:11] Mr_OpTic "sorry"

[Duckett]

[00:10] <+Duckett> lucky gets 200 on Dialup
[00:10] <+kchub> haha
[00:10] <+Bigbaddy> lucky lives in us
[00:10] <+Bigbaddy> ;|
[00:10] <+Bigbaddy> mewtwo is an us server
[00:10] <+Bigbaddy> sooo
[00:11] <+Bigbaddy> he should get 20 ping instead of a 200
[00:13] <+Duckett> lucky lives in cali
[00:13] <+Duckett> Mewtwo hosted in Cali
[00:14] <@Fate> lol
[00:14] <+Duckett> lucky get 250+ Ping
[00:15] <+Duckett> Ahh the powr of dialup
[00:15] <+Bigbaddy> maybe theres a huge wall between him and the server

[Lantry]

Let me know how many posts in this forums include grammar problems.

Let me know how many posts on these forums include grammar problems.
-OR-
Let me know how many posts in this forum include grammar problems.

[jamz]

today I just registered and I was figuring wheter or not some of the following things will be implemented in the game:
...
3)new mops
...

[Hellspell]

Plz Developers, i would like why the server MyS ban me for nothing? omg will be some kind of prejudice Brazil, or no? ever, ever ban Brazil !!

I was playing normal and BAN WTF i'm tired power to give the children!!!

servers admin stupids

I dont ban an kick no reason in my server!!!!

AND I'M bl IN ALL SERVERS MYS WHY? WHAT REASON?????

You are probably in a ban range, PM server owner for delban pass, GL

NO REASON GUY, I START AC IN ACTION CUBE BUT TODAY TO BE A SHIT WITH ADMIN STUPIDS, MY SERVER IS OPEN ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE WORLD NO JUST BRAZIL GUY, I HATE ADMINS STUPIDS

The only reason you need not to use google translate.

[Mael]

[17:09] <+WolfSRB> drakas left i heard
[17:09] <+WolfSRB> too bad, he contributed a lot

[V-Man]

It's in Russian!

Everybody is russian

[Fate]

Code:

[17:51] <+lucky> Fate you can go to joes home [17:51] <+lucky> hes getting lonely anyway [17:51] <@Fate> lol. [17:51] <@Fate> joe isnt lonely [17:51] <+Darkside_> o.O [17:51] <@Fate> hes a 23 year old guy [17:51] <+lucky> lewl [17:51] <@Fate> surely he has a gf [17:51] <+JoeSmith> i could be just for you Fate [17:51] <@Fate> SURELY [17:51] <+Darkside_> lol [17:51] <+Darkside_> suuuurely [17:51] <+JoeSmith_> ;)

[Cemer]

Plz Developers, i would like why the server MyS ban me for nothing? omg will be some kind of prejudice Brazil, or no? ever, ever ban Brazil !!

I was playing normal and BAN WTF i'm tired power to give the children!!!

servers admin stupids

I dont ban an kick no reason in my server!!!!

AND I'M bl IN ALL SERVERS MYS WHY? WHAT REASON?????

Did he just quote himself?

[Viper]

"rockers" is throwing me off, I can't guess it.

Stop rocking so fast! Are you a ghetto grandma watching jeopardy?

[Cemer]

"rockers" is throwing me off, I can't guess it.

Stop rocking so fast! Are you a ghetto grandma watching jeopardy?

The grandma is normally defined as ghetto already.

[Viper]

I see.

[Cemer]

Code:

// Name: refresh // Ban date: 2011-07-09 // Ban reason: aimbot, wallhack // Proof: http://www.26things.com/ac/forum/TDM_ac_dust2_2011.07.09_2328.dmo 177.19.99.67

Useless important stuff

It looks like this guy uses a dictionary to choose his names.

Other stuff

jamless

[Aekom]

Code:

<+billybro> hey can i join? <@Aekom> use the application template and make your own thread <+billybro> it wont let me <+billybro> i have to register? <@Aekom> on the forum first, yes <+billybro> i dont have an email <@Aekom> billybro, just sign up a google one <+billybro> omg this is too hard it says unavailable <+billybro> its not working i give up <+billybro> this clan is too hard to get in * +billybro ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Page closed)

o.O

[Cemer]

Code:

<+billybro> hey can i join? <@Aekom> use the application template and make your own thread <+billybro> it wont let me <+billybro> i have to register? <@Aekom> on the forum first, yes <+billybro> i dont have an email <@Aekom> billybro, just sign up a google one <+billybro> omg this is too hard it says unavailable <+billybro> its not working i give up <+billybro> this clan is too hard to get in * +billybro ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Page closed)

o.O

Tell him to join {DIXT}

[V-Man]

He already did, he just has to read the thread to find out about it.

[Viper]

Because I have been banned on this computer, I will just play assault cube on my other computer! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh he's so ignorant. Have fun with your other computer's useless AC. XD

[#M|A#Wolf]

HOW DARE YOU UNINSTALL ASSAULT CUBE

I love this guy.

[Cemer]

Why was he banned again?

cheating and using forums to say he'll do it again.
P.S. XD

Edeeeeet - // - Probably should've guessed that V-Man. T.T

[Mai Mee Tur]

Code:

[21:59:55] eQ|MaiMeeTur Although I don't see the point of iCould [22:00:01] eQ|MaiMeeTur There are plenty of other data services available [22:00:06] Sonic ITS THE ALMIGHTY CLOUD [22:00:09] Waffles its a nice security mechanism and thats it [22:00:11] Sonic PEACE BE UPON IT FOREVER [22:00:12] eQ|MaiMeeTur iCloud* [22:00:21] Sonic the google cloud is better [22:00:22] eQ|MaiMeeTur Apple's running out of ideas, methinks [22:00:23] Sonic YOU KNOW WHY!? [22:00:25] eQ|MaiMeeTur Why? [22:00:28] eQ|MaiMeeTur Because it's Google? [22:00:29] Sonic because [22:00:29] Waffles they released something called iLife [22:00:32] Waffles made me lol [22:00:35] Sonic you dont have to own an iphone to use it [22:00:36] Sonic DUH [22:00:37] eQ|MaiMeeTur [22:00:42] Sonic lol [22:00:43] eQ|MaiMeeTur Google+ is cool too [22:00:53] eQ|MaiMeeTur Search engine monopolies ftw [22:00:53] Sonic have you been to "Me"? [22:00:56] eQ|MaiMeeTur Nope [22:01:02] eQ|MaiMeeTur Have you guys ever used hi5.com? [22:01:03] Waffles i'm just gonna go live in a commune in the woods [22:01:05] Sonic appleaccount@Me [22:01:09] Sonic me too [22:01:13] eQ|MaiMeeTur Lol wtf? [22:01:21] Sonic the world can go to hell in a handbasket on its own time [22:01:28] Sonic i have fapping to do [22:01:31] Sonic in the woods

[Xenon]

<19:08:04>
"Sepehr"
:
I want to join dR, then join w00p because I want to get close to w00p so hpoefully they invite me

[Joe Smith]

<kchub> cos u mad
<Bigbaddy> gtfo
<kchub> lol u still mad
<kchub> mad
<Bigbaddy> ur lame
<kchub> yes, but u mad
<Bigbaddy> ur mad and lame
<kchub> lol, im not mad at all
<kchub> u mad

[Mai Mee Tur]

Code:

Mob|RandumKiwi akimbo: exciting new porn, comes with free map download.

[Ronald_Reagan]

I was on playing on a TyD forum when this guy[...]

[CicloN]

<19:35:28> ‎"Xenon‎"‎: i wanna be harry potter
<19:36:28> ‎"MeL0nE‎"‎: Xenon: Id like to be voldemort

[Xenon]

imad.