The Awesome and Senseless History of Assault Cube

[jAcKRoCk*]

Blow a bullet in hin skull

[V-Man]

and as Hin fell from the windblown bullet,

[Viper]

1.1.5 was released, softening his fall,

(400th POST now im only a 2.8k behind V-Man!)

[Hav0c]

But it failed, because there were not enough nabs playing TOSOK for Hin to fall onto. Due to no most of the niblets downloading and playing 1.1.0.5 after 1 week of it being released.

LOL typical V, fixing up people's spelling mistakes.

[VenteX]

(Did he just end a sentence with no cliffhanger? WTF do I do now? Uh...)

Then,

[Viper]

the rocket launcher was committed to SVN.

EDIT: FIXED SPELLING ERROR!

[Hav0c]

Which outraged all the shotgun players, they were angry that there would be a new weapon to outnab their own.

Meanwhile, in brazil.

[Lantry]

Then, Hav0c opened and closed another sentence in three words.

[Duckett]

And meanwhile in Brazil, hackers, were thinking of ways to outsmart the devs, so the smartest hacker _______ (Name goes here)

[jAcKRoCk*]

Was in a dark room with his grilfriend the female wild DrauL who...
(lol)

[Hav0c]

could only be caught with a master ball, this surprised

[V-Man]

Ash Ketchum, who

[Hav0c]

was only acquired with poke balls, which he had obtained from Drauls grandpa,

[Frogulis]

who also happened to be Chun Li! Then DrauLio discovered that the world was small and

[V-Man]

round... like a pizza!

[Lantry]

actually, it was a small round toroid. (a doughnut, not a pizza)

[D1551D3N7]

Then everyone realised they were on Saturn which is actually made of gas so there was nothing to stand on

[Frogulis]

'cept a turtle, which was related to AC by

[V-Man]

the turtle it was standing on.

[Huntsman]

Which was standing on another turtle.

[V-Man]

And it was Stephen Hawking after that, all the way down!

[Lantry]

But then, Dr. Seuss sued Stphen hawking for copyright infringment

[V-Man]

and lost.

[Lantry]

because he had lost, he was out of money and had to go live with Mr. Rogers.

[V-Man]

Uhm... Fred Rogers? He's dead. :(

[Vermi]

Then we all went back to Morgan's house for a few brews and to watch the mets game.

[Lantry]

Uhm... so is Dr. Seuss

[V-Man]

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[Hav0c]

lmao.

[Frogulis]

End of thread.
?
It's gonna have to end some time. Put it out of its misery now.
But then makkE..

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Couldn't help Frogulis