10 Apr 11, 06:03AM
But then he dies from a lava-troll-killing cannon.
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10 Apr 11, 06:03AM
But then he dies from a lava-troll-killing cannon.
10 Apr 11, 06:03AM
which then also died.
10 Apr 11, 06:31AM
Later, all realized Lantry was being silly, since a lava-troll-killing cannon can't die seeing as it is an object, so we all when to our normal dying lives.
An this caused a time continum everyone being brought back to life and dying again so the makers of AC made it so that instead of just falling through the ground they died respawned and died
10 Apr 11, 08:31AM
Which made all the 200+ fps players have 40 fps, and all the 60 fps players have -140 fps.
Because all that dying and respawning glitched out the ac engine. Which evidentially made the masterserver have tosok servers everywhere.
10 Apr 11, 09:04AM
But then people realized Hav0c was saying bullshit so we all died.
10 Apr 11, 09:55AM
xD
All this dying made Hav0c sad, so he stopped saying bullshit.
10 Apr 11, 02:28PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullshit
BULLBUTTER! XD XD XD XD Sorry :3 But then Lantry... (you all know what you want to say now)
10 Apr 11, 07:17PM
Was subject to another server glitch forcing him to take all deaths from all servers. The masterserver had grown to dislike him...
Lantry Wrote:THEN THE MASTER SERVER DIED.
10 Apr 11, 09:07PM
and then got teabagged?
10 Apr 11, 09:41PM
Suddenly, Bukz voted for a tosok TwinTowers...
11 Apr 11, 12:07AM
Which Hav0c likes, so he gave bukz 1+ internets.
11 Apr 11, 02:21AM
but the twintowers had been all filled up with deleted posts,
so Osama bin Frit0 cannon-shot the tower down.
11 Apr 11, 06:16AM
Luckily, DrauL happened to be skipping by and got blasted half to hell instead.
The TwinTowers map got emptied out, and we all had ourselves a game of TDM. The game ended when the score was at-OH SHIT THE DRAGON CAME BACK!!
11 Apr 11, 08:28AM
The same dragon that every new runescaper kills
11 Apr 11, 11:27AM
(Elvaarg?)
(Can a mod or someone please update the first post?) [New Paragraph] Meanwhile, at the TyD cave:
11 Apr 11, 11:51AM
The troll known as,
11 Apr 11, 11:56AM
Lig3r
11 Apr 11, 08:54PM
blacklisted many
11 Apr 11, 09:29PM
vagina boobs
11 Apr 11, 10:16PM
and every one starting the letter t
12 Apr 11, 01:34AM
Yes Lighting, if you are willing to give us the fully typed up thing.
12 Apr 11, 02:08AM
Suddenly the nature of R_R's post came into question due to its non-relevance to this thread ( yes finally its been said to a mod XD XD XD ) and thenDrauL became unbanned, the community revelled saying
12 Apr 11, 03:03AM
Death to tupperware
12 Apr 11, 04:28AM
and all who support it!
12 Apr 11, 11:36AM
Which was 10.26% of the ac community.
12 Apr 11, 05:54PM
So Ziploc prices
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