The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[V-Man]

Sorry Halo, but according to Duke Nukem (who is, btw, the #1 bad ass in the entire universe, ever, even outweighing rambo/chuck norris/arnie schwarz/etc), power armour is for pussies.

... and jamz is the best.

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wut's death metal?

He would tell you.... but then he would have the kill you.

[Ronald_Reagan]

The AC engine is designed so that everything below the "waterlevel" is underwater, period. Anything more fancy than that and it'd require a "non-catering-to-low-end-machines" AC.

No, you can't have air below the water level.

No you cannot have "AIR" below the water line, the water line is a set line and is the same line across the entire map.

Later in the thread.

Hey, did we answer the question about the waterlevel yet?

[Joe Smith]

|H*S| clan is looking for some members to hand with us

[Fate]

<+carl_glass> for some reason i doubt id be banned from hi-skill but still fuck drakas
<vern{BoB}vern> in da butt

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<sexyinter> acinter: is looking for a 4-8 men. Go to #funtimes to respond.

<sexyinter> Orynge: is looking for a woman. Go to #acinter to respond.

<sexyinter> Infern0: is looking for a woman. Go to #acinter to respond.

[Gibstick]

[20:24:25] <|KH|MusicMan10> did you know that we live in a galaxy with spiral arms
[20:24:27] <|KH|MusicMan10> u all mad

[Joe Smith]

[23:24] <+gdm> I'll remember that if I ever come
[23:24] <+Maj> :P
[23:24] <+gdm> oh
[23:24] <+gdm> I just came
[23:24] <+Maj> .
[23:24] <+Jam> ~
[23:24] <+gdm> but yeah. I meant if I ever come to RM

[Fate]

[16:50] <@ChanServ> [DES|Bukz] <@MusicMan10> id star in a gay porno for 500 million dollars
[16:51] <+MorganKell> Bukz i'll see your porno and raise you a lesbian porno for 500 million beers
[16:51] <@DES|Bukz> lol
[16:51] <@DES|Bukz> :3
[16:53] <+MorganKell> 500 million beers would make Obama look like Oprah

[jamz]

mellow-yellow says: 'Fistyourwife change your nick or i'll fist you'

This is much funnier if you know who mellow-yellow is. Don't ask; I'm not telling.

[Gibstick]

jamz: your wife?

[V-Man]

RE: favorite map themes

Big city theme, high edifices...

[Orynge]

[SELECT ALL] Code:

connected: PlsDontShoot!
player PlsDontShoot! switched to team CLA
|BME|Rezoboro fragged PlsDontShoot!
player PlsDontShoot! disconnected

[Duckett]

mellow-yellow says: 'Fistyourwife change your nick or i'll fist you'

This is much funnier if you know who mellow-yellow is. Don't ask; I'm not telling.

mellow-yellow is DES|Medusa ...

[Lantry]

isn't the point of an inside joke that only a few people get it?

[Duckett]

Lantry, why does your user message say "AC Dev/Admin"?

Ehum, here's a quote

beware of double agents ;)

[V-Man]

I'll try spitting tools.cfg up later.

BLEURGH

[Foo]

isn't the point of an inside joke that only a few people get it?

"RE: The AssaultCube Quotes Thread"

[MykeGregory]

Footlong: What'd I miss?
*Pause*
Footlong: Ooooh. Exciting.
Footlong falls asleep again.
Footlong Quit.
MykeGregory|Xu: lol

[tempest]

why was gibstick banned though? o.O

For spam

[eftertanke]

EDIT: BTW I don`t want to alarm anyone but today when I loggin here in the forum throw me a message that the server was offline and one time when I try to make a reply tries to redirect me to a website hax (black screen with a skull and red bandage if anyone knows) just saying look http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z330...rverAC.jpg
the other one (hax site) I don't will put it here

[Bukz]

<|KH|MusicMan10> once you cross the line into irl legal activity its only a matter of time before shit happens
<|KH|MusicMan10> *illegaql
<|KH|MusicMan10> *illegal
<Gibstick> you smoke weed
<|KH|MusicMan10> ya but not on the internet

[eftertanke]

quinnw was kicked from #assaultcube by RandumKiwi [quinnw bans quinnw]

[Viper]

19:16] <Duckett> Every person in this IRC, go to #pokemon, and start trolling

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regarding morgan's who banned morgan on the forums:

[19:45] <MorganKell_> fuck off and give me a straight answer
[19:45] <eQ|MaiMeeTur> It's probably the person you'd least expect
[19:45] <MorganKell_> apparently
[19:45] <quinnw> Maybe if you had come in here with a good attitude I'd be more inclined to.
[19:45] <MorganKell_> good attitude?
[19:45] <MorganKell_> reallllllllllllllllly
[19:46] <MorganKell_> I came in here with the most natural attitude to have to find out that I went from 50 % to BAN in a day
[19:46] <MorganKell_> least you could do is tell me who
[19:46] <quinnw> No.
[19:46] <quinnw> You want to know why?
[19:46] <MorganKell_> sure
[19:46] <quinnw> Before you came on and raged, I was completely erect. Now my testicles have withdrawn into my abdomen.

[eftertanke]

read map packages/maps/official/ac_douze.cgz rev 17 (25 milliseconds)
Douze (AC-Version) by makkE - layout by stanze
game mode is "OSOK"
One Shot, One Kill: You and your opponents start with 1hp, a sniper rifle, a knife and no pickups. Survive with your sniper, or humiliate with your swiss steel.
time remaining: 83 minutes

[OpenSource]

APRIL FOOLS, thread closed.

[eftertanke]

<SKB> darn ubuntu
<Yarukinasu> damn Ucuntu

[Gibstick]

[14:03:50] <DES|GeneralDisarray> can't type long words
[14:03:55] <DES|GeneralDisarray> grrrrrrrrhghhrhrh
[14:03:58] <DES|GeneralDisarray> my brian

[Lantry]

[00:20] <Yarukinasu> cranberry, hrm...
[00:20] <Yarukinasu> nice
[00:21] <@RandumKiwi> lol, you must be 70

Edit by RK, he took it out of context, the next line follows:

[16:21] <RandumKiwi> that's what all the cranberry juice adverts make their target market out to be.

sorry, didn't think it was out of context, i got it.

[V-Man]

Well done everyone, very mature discussion as always.

[Oracle]

<Kakarrot> macm:
<Kakarrot> how do u do the rainbow thing
<macm> type: /quit raimbow
* Darkside_ has quit (Ping timeout)
* Kakarrot has quit (Quit: raimbow)
<macm> xD
* Kakarrot ([email protected]) has joined #=SA=
* ChanServ gives voice to Kakarrot
<macm> Kakarrot i <3 u
<macm> GG
<macm> I WIN
<Kakarrot> 0_o
* macm is now known as macm|WIN
<ShadowZ> Lol
* Kakarrot is now known as Dumbass

[V-Man]

I MUST HAVE MY AC OR I GO INTO WITHDRAUL