The AssaultCube Quotes Thread

[kleinkariert]

im not even done my first year of uni and i have more education than most of the lot on this forum

[#M|A#Wolf]

dat grammar showcases his vast education fosho

[D3M0NW0LF]

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[16:45] <whop> where is the M|A
[16:46] <whop> channel
[16:46] <@X-Ray_Dog> #maclan
[16:46] <@X-Ray_Dog> kind of like #manigga but #maclan
[16:46] <@X-Ray_Dog> that's how I remember

[PhaNtom]

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[13:33:13] * RandumKiwi ([email protected]) has joined #assaultcube
[13:33:14] * Q sets mode +o RandumKiwi for #assaultcube
[13:34:23] <Woolly> I see a kiwi
[13:35:15] <Woolly> squish it!
[13:36:19] <@RandumKiwi> Woolly: I once went on a balloon ride over farm land.
[13:36:34] <@RandumKiwi> Cows, etc, they look up and go "oh, it's a balloon"... zero fucks.
[13:36:52] <@RandumKiwi> Sheep, they're like "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
[13:36:57] <@RandumKiwi> Sheep are dumb.

[+f0r3v3r+]

<Thrawn> as they say, 'a rose by any other name would smell as sweet'. Names and labels don't make a clan, it's the people who do

:D

[MorganKell]

+f0r3v3r+ "...megalomaniac clusterstorm of anti-joy"

[Vanquish]

fun, like depot

[Orynge]

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<B}Noobicus> 7 days until christmas, I hope everyone has their shopping done.
<ironzorg> done since november
<ironzorg> coal is less expensive before winter

[DrauL]

That's Jg99's server stuff. It's quite possible others are using his blacklist, yes. Send him a polite PM, and I'm sure you'll get a mature, measured response.

[Ronald_Reagan]

[8:10pm] RandumKiwi: Jam scones.
[8:20pm] vo: I like how you leave us the option of where to jam them

[DeafieGamer]

[13:28] <Bugboy1028> Can someone move two post from Blacklist section to Oblivious Cheat 1.2 section?
[13:37] <@jamz> I would, Buggy, but it would cost me calories, and I haven't had dinner yet

[vonunov]

Oblivious Cheat

I would really like to see that.

[D3M0NW0LF]

@Camper would be great if people could, ya know, shoot

[ctt]

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___ME___: If it were up to me, I would send out a team to erase whats left of his family tree. then there will not be a problem

ctt: lol

___ME___: next time someone thinks of causing trouble, they will remember what happend...

ctt: LOL

......

___ME___: maybe I over react, but it gets results

[PhaNtom]

First Amendment
Watch your language! Your message was not delivered.

[Vanquish]

Without training in pubs you cant be a pro

[Million]

What a shame omagad <3

[Flames]

[Vanquish]

What a shame omagad <3

million > 95% of bob

[Marti]

Finally they start to realize it themselves :D

[D3M0NW0LF]

looks like I cry

[Cemer]

you smell of urine

[#M|A#Wolf]

What a shame omagad <3

million > 95% of bob

SHOTS FIRED.

[Cemer]

million > 95% of bob

SHOTS FIRED

[Krayce]

What a shame omagad <3

million > 95% of bob

[MotoShadow]

lol when did he became a stand-up comedian

[Mousikos]

01:46 <@X-Ray_Dog> an hour left before 2014
01:46 <@X-Ray_Dog> I'm just sitting here, masturbating

[Million]

wonder what it would look like discounting games with million in it.

haha

Love you too

[Mr.OpTic]

I had to edit.
This meme is not offtopic.
and plz, relax.

[macm]

What a shame omagad <3

million > 95% of bob

You can't read sarcasm, we were playing honor and harrek btw.